Notice a recurring theme of late?
Compromises, accommodations, revisions, justifications…all very taxing.

We all work with idiots and all of our lives would be a little bit easier without monsters.

So enough thinking for the day.
Relax.
Pick up the banana, it’s for you.

One final project:

Please email RICHARD - teamdicky@hotmail.com - it seems he’s feeling unloved these days.
Not to mention VERY DESPERATE for material.

Certainly makes you wonder, doesn’t he have google in his trailer park?

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This past week has been pretty tumultuous here at the Misfit Psycles Corporation Head Quarters: Dingle Facility.

An eclectic bunch cyclists…there are; oh-hell-ya mavericks, I-can-do-it-better-by-my-self’ers, you-can’t-do-that’ers, what-it-used-to-be-like types, plain olde hoodlums and finally, roadies.

Note: Any apparent relation of said descriptions to the above photo is merely a likely circumstantial probability.  In no way shape or form is the Misfit Psycles Corporation poking fun at cyclists.  Some of our best friends are cyclists and truth be told we wouldn’t poke any of those characters in the picture, they just aren’t our type…not the cyclist part, we like cyclists, if they are in fact cyclists…not that we don’t like these men if they aren’t cyclists either, just not in that way…again, it’s not that we are comparing the stereotypical groups of cyclists mentioned to this stereotypical photo.  Not that there’d be anything wrong with that if we did, or with those of you that would if you could.

Designing haute couture is no small feat.  They don’t tell you that in Fashion Designer School.
First, the industry resists…

Second, the critics attack…

Thirdly, artistic license is compromised in the name of generic commercial appeal…

See you in six to ate weeks.

Made in CANADA by AXIS GEAR…that’s right we resisted the urge to drill offshore and pad the Psycle’s Pswiss account, in this case, it was the right thing to do.

• No XS’s and No XXL’s.
• No I will not tell you what it says on the inside of the collar.
• No more changes.
• No to the dumb people; the jersey will not be in pieces when you
  receive it and No, GREEN is not going to appear anywhere.

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Jersey development Oh Nine is (without a doubt) the Hottest Topic since the twin postings; TEAM MISFIT IN TURMOIL and TEAM MISFIT BREAKING UP.

Not since those dark days of August - when the young upstart (Tom Lowry) and single speed fomenter (Team Dicky) launched the (now) infamous simultaneous slanderisms has the Misfit Psycles Corporation seen so much interest, so much activity…so much division.

Hold the phone Dillen, before you suggest it, Friday’s Dickpology drivel was not the motivation…no it wasn’t.

Opinions are just as strong, maybe stronger.
Emotions run just as deep, maybe deeper.

Trouble is…

This time the dissension comes from within.
This time there are no lilliputian cyclists to mount on pointy sticks.

WIKI - Artists have often had an uneasy relationship with their critics. Artists usually need positive opinions from critics for their work to be viewed and purchased; unfortunately for the artists, only later generations may understand it.
I don’t have a generation…my spawn will have long Paris’ed away the Psycle Empire before the culmination of my genius is ever acknowledged monetarily.

Perhaps to better understand the art you need to understand what motivates the artist.

Corporate Psycles is listening, listening because we expect you to buy…please the masses…make millions.

Speed Racer never looked so good.  Was that enough?
Apparently not.  More black please, more skull please.

Black on Black never looked so black.  Was that enough?
Apparently not.  More death please, more cliche please.

So where is the current inspiration coming from?
Authority.

And Sunday’s revision would have worked too, if it wasn’t for those meddling kids…

In the 1975 the Children’s Television Sweatshop released an album of supposed Christmas favorites.

This is NOT evil???

Cleverly marketed under the SESAME STREET brand, dozens of copies were sold to simple kids and desperate parents.
Hidden on the album, within a special rendition of The 12 Days of Christmas Bert calls for 5 Argyle socks…just like Robert Plant in Stairway to heaven, but more obviouser.

With this stylistic shot a generation of young consumer-types would be forever changed…a calling that would be suppressed for many years…this brain-washed youth is now the driving force of industry, design and consumerism…and Argyle is everywhere.

Udder bullshite.

and thennnnn? no and then!

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