WHAT IT IS NOT:

Despite the addition of glittering silvery bitties immediate plans for the uber rare, re-issue collectible, nerdelicious diSSent…will NOT involve Cylon Centurions.

Another victim of human interplanetary expansive policy and illegal Ambrosa trade.

Aside from being the way far too obvious choice, tin-foil helmets are just impractical.
Word of BattleStar consideration spread quickly, recently MisfitPsycles HQ received a call from one Noah Hathaway (look him up or read on). Noah was interested in offering his personal design and authenticity endorsement to the product.

The very prospect that Boxey might attempt to resurrect his cliche of a career was enough to kill the idea dead. Dead like his stupid dog Muffit, wait, it was a daggit not a dog (cause they’re different). Snort.

After voicing a deluge of disapproval the call was terminated.

Cry Boxey, cry just like you did for millions of uninterested viewers every thursday.
Cry because no one liked you (not even you Apollo, all his hugs were empty).
Cry because your parents died (probably died of intergalactic embarrassment because they ALSO hated you).
Cry because no ever actually PAID for your action figure (and if they did, you can take solace in knowing that you were the 2nd dumbest person in the world that day).
And Posters of Boxey? Unheard of…even the lunch boxes were defective.

In conclusion, there will be no rag-tag-fugitive-fleet…

WHAT IT IS:

Misfit Psycles Incorporated is pleased to announce the ultra limited edition, soon to be super hard to get, uber rare, re-issue collectible, nerdelicious diSSent…will be based on:

Mego Corporation’s Series 4: 1979 MICRONAUT Collection

Antron - Utility creature with interchangeable devices of death…

Membros - Giant brain being with hydra lazer of death…

Terraphant - Evil track drive elephant of purple death…

Hornetroid - Bristling winged machine of interplanetary death…

Star Defender - The pathetically feable humanoid contraption that only delayed inevitable death…

Glow in the dark brain and purple anno may just be optional…

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Simple, hands down, no contest - 1976 is the best year ever invented - even better then the years that brought us television, the wheel. vanilla candles and Cher.

We at MisfitPsycles hereby announces that no year prior, none since and most bloody likely, none to come will ever offer such unbridled awesomeness of discoramic proportions.

DISCORAMA is an actual word, as such, DISCORAMIC is the ability to be DISCORIFIC as it relates to the enlightened state of DISCORAMA…but you knew that.

A few highlights:

1. The Concorde takes flight - the filthy stinking rich rejoice, finally able to travel without the lowly likes of the merely rich.
2. The Toronto Blue Jays are created - plans for the worst ever stadium are but a glimmer in some spastic kids mind. Meanwhile, drunk and bored hockey fans fling pizza boxes and beer cans when they realize there is no (real) fighting in baseball.
3. Apple Computer is formed - hey Stevie, you think 32yrs to global domination is remarkable? Life in prison is only 25…just saying.
4. Ramones first album - public brat beatings and ginormously tall men wearing overly-tight black jeans are only part of the unforeseen fallout.
5. Ford defeats Reagan for Republican nomination - eventually losing to Carter, either way, the world was given a temporary stay from Reganomics. Latin America breathes sigh of relief.
6. The CN Tower opens in Toronto - some spastic kid looks down from the observation deck and sees a giant hole…imagines an ugly turtle with a split shell…wishes baseball could be played indoors on concrete…twinkle.
7. The Socialist Republic of Vietnam formed - take that democracy!
8. The US is 200 - in your face Queen.
   In related news, Canada is still mostly asking permission, if that’s ok.
9. Shuttle Enterprise revealed - seriously, in 1976…despite this, Martians still not escared.
10. Seattle Seahawks First Season - football: better then NASCAR.
11. First MegaMouth Shark Captured - Big Mouths of the world rejoice! Regrettably, the prehistoric sharks never realize their full potential when they refuse to eat surfers.
12. Microsoft Registered - Revenge of the Nerds begins to unfold real-time. Jocks up the wedgie quotient but are unable to stem the tide. Bill asks, what’s a panty raid?
13. S.W.A.T. Season Two - Special Weapons and Tactics…prime time violence FINALLY breaks into mainstream media!
    World, this was Aaron Spelling at his ZENITH…granted he would soon set sail on a Love Boat to Fantasy Island…we all stumble.

SWAT…making guns cool for kids.

Rod Perry’s window dive may pale in comparison to Robert Ulrich’s freeze-frame fence jump…but splice them together with the RHYTHM HERITAGE…unfreakingstoppable. Best intro, Best theme song.
Only the ‘ch ch ch ch ch ch‘ of the Six-Million-Dollar-Man offered a better slo-mo soundtrack for crime-fighting.

S.W.A.T. Intro

Ordinarily I would embed the video, however, it appears that THE MAN wants us to forget this show…it has been all-but-deleted from most every archive (you-tube, aol video, tv dot com etc)…interesting. Perhaps Samuel et al didn’t like the way they matched up to Forrest?

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In brief…more to come…

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Initial reaction…kids these days…but the way it stands from here, if he’s riding Nummers he isn’t thrashing us on the diSSent.

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