Firmly rooted in the necessarily optional (but not quite so popular) dimension of absurd business practices and etch-a-sketch product models it is with a sweeping carrot stick of doom that I shall respond to the adage: What is up? Vermont February 8/9 - Winter Challenge - Registration closes February 1..."like tomorrow Scoob" There is totally a Frame up for grabs, I'd expect odds to be like 1 in 40, so like jinkies, that's ...
One of the many great burdens that I carry is the invisible and unverifiable crown of 'Creative Mogul and Pontifical Genius'...Luminary of Hip and King of Dingle. Creativity, wit and originality under the disguise of conformity is tough work...take last night for example. Into the wee hours of tomorrow I toiled with photos and presentation...cogs and conversions. Let's just say the shoot involved a text book on ...
Word on the street is that some hobbit-like critter on the right coast has developed ONE BLOG TO RULE THEM ALL (y'all will need to wait for the much anticipated photoshoppe version). Much like the WEBKINZ, Boi Bandz and Pigs Feet phenoms, I just don't get it...then again I understand there are entire websites dedicated to urinating on people...to each their own. Market viability and moral responsibility aside, ...
"It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a pimp jacket and a button fell off. I picked up my ho stick and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom." Vanilla Snow (New Orleans) Todays wise words are courtesy of NINJA PIMP - Pimp Quotes. Speaking of gold chains, groupies and floral underpants...there is something new, something olde, nothing borrowed but ...
"Complacency is a state of mind that exists only in retrospective: it has to be shattered before being ascertained". Vladimir Nabokov Not complacency so much, ultimately what was shattered last night was a direct result of riding sans chamois/sans baggies. Sub zero temperatures for 3 hours in fresh snow and darkness has a way of ascertaining things you wouldn't expect. With nothing but a thin layer of mandex to protect ...
As a sincere and heartfelt thanks from us here at MISFIT PSYCLES. For a limited time, each and every reader shall be granted ONE FREE* GIFT (no purchase necessary, no salesman will call). It is a not-so-well documented fact that everyone loves ducks. In fact, duck love is a life dream that all too often goes unrealized, leaving in many a void they never knew existed. Most people fumble about ...
There really is no need for model year designations (on frames) unless it's been mandated that minor changes (for the sake of aesthetics) and planned obsolescence are all part of a viable business model...could this happen at Misfit Psycles? No, this type of manipulation requires a model, plan, structure or something/anything official in terms of organization. Instead the frames are modified wheneverthehell the need arises and what REALLY ...
...so let's ALL post about it on MTBR! Stupid people posting (say that 5 times fast) should be collected and if further attempts to educate fail, they should be culled. Relax it's not insensitive to the feelings of the moronic if there is a greater purpose...to save the human herd. Perhaps it's just me, yes I could be wrong this one time, I could be overreacting. At least consider that ...
That is pronounced Tie Ch-I Bow for those of you currently not in the know but who really should know better. NOTE: This new monstrosity is certainly NOT to be confused with Tai Bo or Tai Chi or Bo Derek...but, if push came to shove I think that it would be safe to assume the Misfit Ti Chi Bo will be more Billy Blanks then Bo and probably have ...
The traditional friday night ride took a turn yesterday...for the first time since way back last year...bare earth, raw trail and glistening single track made an appearance. For all that effort, all that time spent shedding its fluffy overcoat, it got its ass kicked something fierce...the only problem with the conditions? Mortal riding partners. It was nice to ride with a few other souls...to share the ...
Can any one exist without the others? Probably, but that's because these words are not created equal. How much fun is losing, hurting yourself daily and being a good sport about it? I can think of a handful of you sadists...good sports, gentlemen - chivalry is in fact dead and you aren't going to be withdrawing from that blessed karma bank anytime soon... Talking smack may be the one ...
Tis the season when oh sooo many scramble to the bank to draw on lines of credit using money they don't have to invest in RRSP's to (perhaps) earn a fraction of it back in the form of a tax refund, this refund will (of course) be used to purchase crap they really don't need. Fear not, the man has cleverly disguised this debt inducing bollocks as 'investment' and 'sound ...