Occupational Hazards

Work is work. No need for a clinical definition and certainly no need to analyze this association further. Occasionally work rocks, occasionally work rules, occasionally work is play, occasionally work is too much work and sometimes, play becomes work (ala YESTERDAY)...savvy? If you aren't following or you don't speak pirate, CLICK HERE. What is to be done when the lines of work and play have been breached, how does ...

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Are we there yet?

I am tired of racing. I am tired of trying. I am tired of drinking pancake mix. Let's agree to call it weakness. For the record, let it be known that I could easily (and with very little factual effort) make the case to call it; seasonal saturation, overtraining, overracing, overparticipating or just sickofnotwinning. How's this for timing? The meat of the season is apparently remaining, 3 weeks to the SSWC08 ...

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WIP

BRIEFLY: Monster Bike - Project SNAP-TITE Translation from ink and paper has begun. Three sizes only, that means the wee folk and giants likely won't be thrilled...well take that for not following your proper calling. Holding fast for fall (October) prototype...drawing and full dims asap. Urban - Project NUMMERS Production release set for August 1st...tick tock...with a few changes being considered. Integrated pivotal seat mount - ...

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24hr Worlds

Tonight is the eve of the Solo World Championships, although not specifically invited, I could have gone if I really wanted to. Wonder World Once again, local hero and world renowned Aloe Vera activist, Tristan Smit has will be representing. He is looking to improve on last years 12th place finish...personally (having finished that at all) I would have considered retirement. Here he is last year (image snipped from ...

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Yo, Bring the Bees Back…

PREAMBLE: Doing some house cleaning of the HTML variety. Both bloggy-style and way down-town at PSYCLESTORE. That's right more brightly coloured clicky boxes...it seems many of you continue to miss the point...so it's time to kick your purchases up a notch. Not convinced? Try to imagine a world without MisfitPsycles... PUBLIC SERVICE: That's what I said..but it ISN'T a joke. Skip on to the end if you ...

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Limited Edition: ANTRON diSSent

WHAT IT IS NOT: Despite the addition of glittering silvery bitties immediate plans for the uber rare, re-issue collectible, nerdelicious diSSent...will NOT involve Cylon Centurions. Another victim of human interplanetary expansive policy and illegal Ambrosa trade. Aside from being the way far too obvious choice, tin-foil helmets are just impractical. Word of BattleStar consideration spread quickly, recently MisfitPsycles HQ received a call from one Noah Hathaway (look him up ...

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1976 – Greatest Year EVER

Simple, hands down, no contest - 1976 is the best year ever invented - even better then the years that brought us television, the wheel. vanilla candles and Cher. We at MisfitPsycles hereby announces that no year prior, none since and most bloody likely, none to come will ever offer such unbridled awesomeness of discoramic proportions. DISCORAMA is an actual word, as such, DISCORAMIC is the ability to be DISCORIFIC as ...

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Summers does Nummers

In brief...more to come... DOWNLOAD? THEN CLICK ME: NUMMERS IN ACTION Initial reaction...kids these days...but the way it stands from here, if he's riding Nummers he isn't thrashing us on the diSSent.

Introducing: Nummers

Voila - NUMMERS Prototype Numero Uno DJ/Urban/Funachine. URBAN DICTIONARY: NUMMERS Descriptive word for great-tasting foods and beverages. Being delighted by the aroma of his mom's homemade spaghetti as he entered the house, he exclaimed, "Nummers!!" During dinner, he approvingly muttered the word 'nummers' several times as this has always been his favorite meal. Nummers - Perhaps just a result of that saddle position? Geometry specifics were provided in ...

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The Projects of Dingle

More Projects. Less Prawjects. DJ/Urban: With a sturdy collection of bits and more-than-willing test pilot...only father time, that despicable decimator of dreams, that Rumpelstiltskin of reality, prevents the prototype from moving onwards, upwards and on to a side-walk near you. DIGITS (small shown, large pending) - TT (c to c) 556mm TT (effective) 575mm ST (c to t) 300mm ST 71° CS 412mm HT 110mm HT 69° BB +5mm WHEELS 26" ...

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1983 Called. The Thompson Twins, NOT Actual Twins

Too tired to be witty, this is just the skinny. The wee people of Dingle requested a break from the burbs, specifically a weekend at the beach. Ever the model father I was only too happy to oblige the whims of growing minds, low, it was also a wonderful opportunity to log some skin-suit-mileage...coincidence? Won't be the last. Look closely at the rear tire, you can see a waft ...

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Taiwanese Thesaurus Inventus

Another ship has landed. This time there was no corn field abduction, no bright lights, no hard probing, just a bitter-sweet dance with our olde friend Theophany. Like opening the arc without a melting face or starburst belly, it struck me, every body NEEDS more silver. Genuine Silverish Glitter Bits of Unexaulted Happiness. More? Try FLICKR...lots o'crap there. Available? More or less now, the store needs an update or ...

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Let’s Get Tropical

Things appear to be running on all-high these days. Feast of fools. I can't wait, Give 'em a taste of my misfit love. Complicate. Encarcerate. Feel my heart wake up? Years of co-opting the systems system, different for the sake of argument, erratic facial hair on top of temporary tribal tattoos and acting hard-as-your-mama are starting to pay dividends. Not the monetary rewards one might expect, not the fiscal trappings ...

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Webtasmic Paralinguistic Phenomena.

Superfly SingleSpeed BBQ and Demo Night: I say, yyyyaaaaahhhhhaaaa....thanks for coming, thanks for helping...yyyyaaaaahhhhhaaaa.... In your news and for immediately full release: Bolton, ON, CANADA. Yesterday the Misfit Psycles Corporation acquired two new URL's, thereby bolstering the conglomerates apparent stranglehold on domain names relevant only to them and the corporations that want to be them. The reasons behind this buying frenzy are many, however, the driving force is ...

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Webular Fantasmic

The most awesomest totally super single speed festivus and barbecue...is rolling forward...albeit WITHOUT specific instructions concerning the actual sustenance portion on the Sellabration!...(NOTE: THE USE OF THE TERM SELLABRATION WAS DONE UNDER MUCH DURESS, SPECIFICALLY CALENDICULAR DURESS. ALTHOUGH IT REPRESENTS THE BASEST, LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR IN MEGA-MALL MARKETING I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO ESTABLISH MINE OWN WITTY VERNACULAR FOR THIS PARTICULAR BRAND OF 'FEED'N'SELL' )...that ...

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