With informants, agents and powerful allies the world over the Misfit Psycles Corporation has developed the remarkable ability to control and manipulate most of the factors that would influence her well being and survival. Just like Haliburton, WalMart and airport Limo's. The obvious exceptions being when those times when we fail and those other incidents that involve our golden arch enemies: UPS 1&1 David Letterman Banks Caillou When the Corporation ...
Typical capitalist pig-dog. Pick up most any cycling rag and the pages read like a who's got what you can't of the Velocipede Bourgeoisie...a veritable na na na of woven plastic fibers and glitter paint. The Corporation, for one, thinks that a little proletarian action might do the collective some good. Afterall, one in three men will suffer from issues arising from their proletariate. Crooked Cog Scrutiny Scheduled THE ...
BUY SOMETHING AT PSYCLESTORE: Until February 8th, 2009 create or re-create an account at PSYCLESTORE, use the COUPON code NEWSTORE at checkout and ALL orders will recieve 15% OFF. DETAILS HERE. If you don't... We WILL make staffing changes. YOUR in-action and lack of partici-paction WILL fuel the fire of economic decline in the civilized world. YOU WILL cost small children dearly...you don't want that burden... FOR SALE: NEWSWIRE: January 28th 2009 ...
Should the sun refuse to shine. I will be building in the night. The PSYCLESTORE boondoggle continues. Realtime, unresolved and totally tentative. Preparedness was going to be the key to a smooth transition. Preparedness would prevent mis-fires, mis-direction and mis-anthropy. THIS was how the day began at PSYCLESTORE: Wild eyed, sleep deprived and entirely confident. This day WOULD belong to the Corporation... Should my pistol choose to jam. I have ...
Bow Wow Wow. Yippie Yo, Yippie Yeah. What you are reading may or may not actually be happening. We could already be gone. Put succinctly, if you can't read this then we are, you will be next. There are powers larger then you and I working against the Corporation at this very moment. Communists probably. Psychosis certainly. At some unspecified time in the small hours of the evening a momentous ...
SINGLESPEED CREDIBILITY: MISFIT PSYCLES AND SSWC09 In a completely shocking turn of events, the Corporation has completed its application for the SSWC 2009. Under the wire and entirely last minute, BUT, on time none the less. Less is more and quite an accomplishment. The mandate from the brass at SSWC Durango HQ was clear - entries must be post marked by January 23rd or your Duran-go is a no. Seems fair ...
I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like ...
ATTENTION MONGRELS: Way back when, the prospect of Lap Dogging the diSSent was invented by one Micheal Cranwell. Theoretically, the great Cranwell done thoughted of the concept LONG before there was a Team Snow edition...in fact, he invented the word Team and was born BEFORE Jesus made snow. It's true, he was part and parcel of the INAUGURAL Team diSSent...way back then. Since first hinting the Lap Dogs ...
Bad news abounded in this the archetypically Utopian Society of Psycldom. Disappointment in the revised NUMMERS delivery coupled with the repeated implosion of binaric futility surrounding the shopping cart REVIVAL, really took a toll Friday. Frustrations were high, sensibilities sensitive and with nowhere to ride and no puppies in sight, there was some collateral damage... Attention Victims: Buy the ticket, take the ride. “Virtuous and vicious everyone must be; few ...
SOLVENT REMINDER: The Great Hoodie Give Away of Infinite Bankruptcy Ends Sunday January 18th PASSIVE REGRESSION: Not so long ago there was an update. In said update I boldly outlined the developments forthcoming from the Misfit Psycles Empire. One such item: The NEW and IMPROVED more BETTER PsycleStore was going to be running January 15th. And another thing: The NEW and AWESOME mos def NUMMERS frames would land by January 30...
It has come to my attention that a certain television personality has developed a vendetta out of sorts against the Misfit Psycles Empire. While the Corporation in and of it self has had no direct contact with any psycho celebrity types recently (presentable companies excluded - thumpy, dumpy), word on the streets is that one David Letterman may or may not have put out a contract on the Corporation. Thanks ...
New for 2009: CYCLE SOLUTIONS (with two locations in the GTA) are now one of the few...the exclusive. Whoa, now before we go all willy on the nilly with them, for now, it will be the Beaches location that will be stocking the latest and greatest in Misfit Psycles tryptophan. Does this mean that the Parliament location of Cycle Solutions is balls? Not really, well not yet, the Corporation shall ...
This is a public service announcement: Getting to know your friendly neighborhood Misfit. This MUST play while reading. The Misfit Psycles Product Philosophy: Personal predilection as Corporate motivator. Things are expensive, my tastes, fleetingly variable...the best way to satisfy such an infantile attention span (and justify a stable of bicycles)? Lie furiously about your ability and beg for every morsel -OR- Incorporate and declare them 'demonstrator models'. "If WE ...
Failure as Mandate - Not that there's anything wrong with that. So. If one INTENDS to fail, failure in SPITE of success, and one is successful (in failure)...does this success, in failure, require the task be deemed a failure? If that same person fails, ie succeeds despite intentions to fail, is THIS a successful failure? I'm so confused.