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The New Geography of Information

Single Speed Dissemination Requests Autonomy: Effective shortly and without further notice the Misfit Psycles Corporation would like to make it clear that all information concerning product developments, availability, surprises and other such information will be made available to you on an as needed to know basis. Information Validation by the Empire: Regrettably the information provided in the past has potentially been rendered inaccurate by the omnipotent fact finding of a ...

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Mighty Crowded in the Swap

Little to no sleep of late as the Empire continues to churn and sputter forth.   As if having the Hottest Topic's in terms of this whole single-speed fling wasn't enough, the Empire continually toils daily and regularly often to drum you up the next THAT'S IT.  We, the KNOWING, need to tell you what you want when you are ready to look for it, ideally without your knowing that you ...

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Using Vodka for Transcendence

Things have been dumpy lately. Serious even a little.  Almost. "Seriousness and religion is a mosque for self importance, cronyism, power mongering, influence peddling and corruption..."

Of course I was only reminded of this dopple of Chelsea goodness because I was spinning away and attempting to enduring this super confrontational edition of NightLine Faceoff. Pafuckingthetic. Aside from the most sickening narration and hosting (since INTERBIKE).  The main ...

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Super Fantastic X-Ray Goggles Now Available

Plans to begin Northern testing of the super-sonic and infinitely quiet STEALTH HUBS are proceeding with less trepidation today.  Confusion and disbelief concerning the IES™ (Instantaneous Engagement System), although discussed and dismissed earlier HERE, seemed a temporarily appropriate front for delay once the actual COST of the product was unveiled. You get what you pay for, you get what you pay for, you really can't afford it. Further convoluting the ...

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Just Beat It

The Misfit Psycles Corporation is more then just a symptom and precipitous against change (as a representation of conformity or effort). The Misfit Psycles Corporation is a teacher, a confidant, a veritable HERO that offers YOU advice for survival in these troubled times. And the Misfit Psycles Corporation is a beacon of prototypical hope and excess, blazing a path with changes all of their own.   Changes so earth shattering, so ...

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Exceptional Episodes and Remakes

The worst is over they say... The worst is yet to come they say...  John Stewart requested an interview with the most pliable representatives of both sides...neither declined to agree to an appearance.   Instead, Stewart will battle with Joaquin Phoenix on pay-per-whatever. With all our bases covered and the economy firmly under thumb, eighties multi-task sensation, Bo Jackson has announced preliminary plans to preemptively replace Rush as the next ...

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Light Reading

The Empire's Sea Otter plans continue to be delayed by a vicious bout of procrastination. Procrastisomething AND chatting online to hot babes all day. Likin' Bikin' (not to be confused with Likin Bikini) and Hoss Technical Gear have confirmed their attendance AND a marketplace local where they are pulling off a Stewartesque host 'n whore for the Empires prestigious wares. Speaking of which, earlier today Daniel Mutz (aka outtahisfuckintree) emailed ...

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Road Map To The Empire

Events on the Court of Dingle reach such a violently fevered pitch that we, the omnipotent creators of this psycle-reality, often forget that the median acumen of the average savant is anything but atypical.   Not that most of you aren't the exception to the generalization. Let us break the current state of the Empire down for the marsupials. Who just happen to be more willing to scrawl their confusion without ...

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Perhaps Never is Better

As it stands the Potential Domestic Misfit (aka: THE DAY NEVER CAME KNOCKING) is probably the most biggest debate considered on these pages since the great COLOURS OH NINE debacle or the never nearly destructive TEAM MISFIT IN TURMOIL crisis thing. The results are interesting. But more in a WTF are people thinking kind of thinking.  RESULTS @ 15:52 Wed March 18th : What is a suitable budget range for an (ack) STEEL 29...

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The Day Never Came Knocking

Misfit Psycles Incorporated: The Empire of a Million Faces has recently been considering this and that. Since the beginning of our time the material of choice for the diSSent has been aluminum.   6061 specifically. In fact there is a very succinct and intelligent description concerning the diSSent process listed on the PsycleStore page, HERE. For the purposes of this rattletrap I will refer your attention to some specifics, draw your own ...

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Kids These Days

With the Toronto International Bike Show complete for 2009 the Empire would like to unofficially detract the implied indifference and doubting scoffs that were once again intended and scuffed at the very nomage given to the show. Notwithstanding my inference, French peoples are NOT from a different country.   Their planet is called Quebec and despite the propensity to mix cheese with congealed flavored fat, I like it just fine. The Empire ...

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5000 Circles of Blinding Light

As promised, just in time and without fail CANADA CUSTOM COASTER (coasters to the stars) delivered their boardish goodness at the feet of the Empire. Welcome BEVERAGE COASTER, TEAM MEMBERSHIP CARD and NINJA REPELLANT. So come one, come all BUY YOUR MEMBERSHIP today...or if you are at the show BUY YOUR COASTER SET OF DEATH for only 5$ (cdn even at the show even). Now, for what it's worth the 400$ ...

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Toronto International Bike Show

As in multi-national. As is more then one. Whatever. Aside from wading through a sea sells she smells and a veritable wall of bargain hunting flea marketeers, the show won't suck if you come out. Directions and Details.   The dino-top from the Empires big blue nota-mac collection will be fully functional and firing on both half chips of frozen glory, so that you may purchase your TEAM MEMBERSHIP or anything ...

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Calling All Bresson’s

Henri Cartier-Bresson, why?   Aside from a dubiously predictable and almost cliched French name, he was deemed the kind of photographer that the Empire would be IF the Empire could photograph.  Assuming of course the Empire was also French, the kind of Empire that could BE French without being too Frenchy.   More Napoleon then French at all really. At least that's the name that came up based on the binding results ...

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Parchment Salvo Impairs Empire

LIESNSHITE CONTENTUS WARNING:   The following broadcast is not be suitable for all audiences.   If you CANNOT grasp that this WARNING isn't ACTUALLY a WARNING, then this WARNING APPLIES to you.   If you DO NOT think that alien abductions and Tom Cruise are a SERIOUS PROBLEM, then this WARNING APPLIES to you. If you THINK that the RAY'S REVIEW was actual factual, this WARNING APPLIES to you, dumbass.   If you have ...

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