Certainty Number One: APPLE INC. Apple is obnoxiously expensive. Pacing the length of the Apple Store while the children mess with Mac's and poke at Pod's will NOT make the price any less offensive. Apple is sexy. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Apple is stupendously simple. Despite the most stalwart of half-efforts, this device installed as intended WITHOUT the need for fleshy persuasion. Certainty Number Two: TOM LOWRY. ...
In 2009 less 1, the Single Speed World Championships were hosted by Curtis (et al) in Napa CA. Excited as we were, the actual GETTING TO part of the planning proved to be somewhat dubious. Napa might as well be Machu Picchu as far as Canada's Monopoly Airline was concerned. OUR MISSION: Connecting Canada and the World Well that is some of it, at least the parts we see fit. Air Canada ...
THIS will ever be, the sights of Hot August Nights 2009:
Photo Credit: Kyle 'This is my Real Name' Smith
THIS was almost, the sounds of Hot August Nights 2009:
Another weekend. Another race. This time, something different. This time, it was corporate. That is, not one, but TWO 6-10 man (rather PERSON) corporate teams... ...Hot August Nights would mark the FINAL all-stop in the illustrious Misfit Psycles DANCE PARTY and World Tour. A world cross-dominating trip of uber brilliance that started way back in MAY at DSG. The secondary event began some eighteen hours prior to the official race ...
THE CONTEST contest continues to rage. Things worth noting: The usual cast of players are playing. Traffic increases and surges from here to there are based on their whim for the posting moment. In the end there is a net increase of continued and sustainable readership and they (at least officially) get the credit they so deservedly require. There is vast array of NEW (and relevant) link sources. While none (...
The 2009 edition (and chemically elongated) 48 Hour HOT AUGUST NIGHTS DANCE PARTY is scheduled to begin in approximately 1559:28 seconds. Despite the obviously impending arrival, in accordance with standard Psycle practices, the planning committee is STILL plotting MANY of the events major components. The Good: Sound System. RENTED. Silent (hangover approved) generator. RENTED. 2x 30L kegs*. PROCURED (courtesy Team Speed). *Not a chance free-loaders, this is why REAL TEAM members PAID to ...
Many things on the go. Many things not so much. Today, rather yesterday, Psycleheads at the top of the Court order called a meeting. An important mandatory you better bring donuts and your thinking cap type. Far too many things are here and there...none really under any semblance of control. With desks cluttered to overflowing in half completed crap, everything and nothing was getting done quickly. Not to mention ...
Sad news in the Psycling World. For those that don't speak cartoon, I will briefly lend word to my shame. In summation. Excellent weather and ideal conditions were all on tap for this weekends Mountainview 9hr. Such it is that all that beauty and perfection would be what ultimately squeezes forth the FIRST EVER dnf on my illustrious and entirely persistent race career. Heat has always been one of my ...
Due to a strategically leaky mouthed pwn'er, the Misfit Psycles F-ME bar is getting some much deserved free publicity over at Twenty Nine Inches. Misfit Psycles "FME" Bar Announcement A veritable 'I like it, I really like it, really I do. But before I commit let's see what the pundits think'. Thanks for entertaining me Ted. Cheque's in the mail. Suspicions would indicate that GT and the posters at 29-I ...
Hypothetically speaking, if the recently announced THE CONTEST contest ended now. Now being 23:22:36 August 13. This is how things would shape up: PSYCLESTORE TEAM DICKY MATT SPAK* FAST MARZIPAN GOOGLE * This is not a drill. This result is actual factual. Dicky would win. Just as he planned. Of course these results are based on the OFFICIAL start time. OFFICIAL start time being 00:00:01 August 10. Results do not include nor compensate contestants for ...
Following last weeks analysis of the nefarious LIESNSHITE enumerations (exposing the obviously lurid viewing habits of those of you that frequent) it was determined that MISFIT PSYCLES needs better referrals. Referrals or readers? While it is a fact we (the us) cannot change you (the deplored) we can encourage them (the new unknown readership) to visit and at least dilute your deplorable tendencies with searches for more appropriate things like; ...
Currently and as it stands the diSSent options continue to shrink... Misfit Psycles: diSSent (Fe) diSSent (Fe) inventory is virtually nil. CURRENT (Fe) INVENTORY*: If you want a BLACK 17" (Medium) THERE IS ONE AVAILABLE HERE If you want a BLACK 21" (XLarge) THERE IS ONE AVAILABLE HERE * Accurate as of 19:57:27 Est Aug 10, 2009. Orders will ship within 1-2 days depending on options selected. CURRENT (Fe) PRE-ORDER LOT: 15" (Small) Frames ARE with this ...
Welcome to sometime in the future. If you are reading this post then we have clearly NOT concocted anything better to talk about. At this very moment I am either: Riding to the cottage Riding to the OCUP Riding back to the cottage Riding back to the Court of Dingle Mileage could top 380km for 2 days of riding. None of that matters. During our spare time the Empire has been ...
Misfit Psycles has a moral and constructive obligation to surrender the recent findings of an unintentional poll. Cyclists are GEEKS. This is not news. This is a statement of fact. The news is, Cyclists are evidentially absurd perverse GEEKY FREAKS. Despite all the profesionalist newscastering going on and down at LIESNSHITE of late... Fat Cyclist PRS Email Overload Intermondisaster Team Acquisitions More Bars ...many of you seem hell bent on ...
In accordance with good cyber-cyclist practices I began perusing the MAJORS shortly after 02:00 this morn in hopes of getting a jump on the scoop du jour. Most unfortunately, there was news. The kind of news that induces a particularly uncomfortable (non-chemical) induced numbness. At the relatively inconsequential expense of darkening the jovial mood inspired by our PRS launch (essentially only for those of you living under a freeway) this is ...