This was my yesterday. This is Marble Mania. A gift. For the children. From someone. Someone that doesn't reside here. A winner. Of genuine awards. The toy that is. From toy experts. Experts without children. This is Marble Mania expanded. Complete with 2 power lifters. An electric sound chamber. Over 500 pieces in all. This is Marble Mania considered. Loops and rotating gears. 5 independent marble tracks. Ages 8 and up. This is my ...
I've got nothing. Literally. Read this almost top-three busting award. TWENTY NINE INCHES Sometime later: diSSent (Al) containered delay update. diSSent (Fe) production list. diSSent...domestic (Al) prototype status.
Ultimate Gift Guide: ULTIMATE MEGA WINNER! Here it is. Alluded to way back on the 11th and arriving at a generitable climax on the 23rd. On this the eve of the day on whom you are supposed to present, may we introduce the most incredible, most sought, most durable, usable and prudent of ALL cycling like things. Single Speed Wallet - MISFIT PSYCLES - 3.29$ Super salient clear-like colouring ensures optimal ...
Ultimate Gift Guide: Personal Perhaps you find yourself on this here late date still without the right gift for that cycle person in what is your pathetic excuse for a life. Shame is hereby supersized and entirely non-refundable. Being as today is the sub-nearo final (except for the grand-champion most ULTIMATE gift) day of gift suggestions...you really do have to pick one. Then. Make Merry. Maca Root Shave Cream ...
Ultimate Gift Guide: Tools The necessities. The essentials. No work bench is complete without. Electrical Tape - 3M or Someone Else - 1.99$ Duct tape is for thugs. Electrical tape...pure, elegant and simple. Do anything, go anywhere, be all. 10 packs can be had for less. Bulk is the new long. Genuine Fork Tuner* - VPT - 6.99$ This 7 oz beauty is a pseudo-replica of an actual fork hammer. The very same ...
Ultimate Gift Guide: Rides Planning is for others. This is what you and yours will be doing and where you'll be riding in 2010. Dirt Sweat & Gears - May 15 Fayettville TN - 85-99$ Big money, big prizes, FREE beer. FREE beer, quite possibly the only thing cold enough to beat southern hospitality into submission. So good, even in a shitstorm of Tennessee clay couldn't keep us away... Short on cash? ...
Ultimate Gift Guide: Parts The real beans. The five top bicycle parts any self respecting in the morning cyclist could ever want to need. Not because they know they need them. Because we are telling you they do. That's a real gift unto itselfish. Awesome Strap - BACK COUNTRY RESEARCH - 12$ The only strap that is what it is and exactly what electrical tape could be. Without all the sticky ...
Ultimate Gift Guide: Luxury The top five most shallow, meant to impress, never really needed items that any nearly profunctional cyclist would ever want. If only they knew someone that could offer more then just bro deals on acid-wash Jeans from Rock Racing. Flurry Alarm Clock - AMBIENT DEVICES - 80$ Guaranteed to inform and prepare every a cyclist for just about any olde meteorological thing, or at least allow for ...
Smash the picture with your mouse for less. That's it. I am exhausted.
Ultimate Gift Guide: Entertainment Top five must have material possessions to delight and enthrall the cyclist who could be you from the world of self absorbed attentions. In no particular order: Bicycle Design - MIKE BURROWS - 16$ Despite the obsession with couch bikes, it makes sense to know things. Plus, MTBR is in desperate need of another expert. PowerShot Digital Camera - CANON - 149$ Reliable. Adequate. Disposable if that's the ...
Powered by a pecuniarily propagated propensity to please, we dutifully dedicate the days of December to the discriminative development of duplicitous delight. We buy gifts we can't afford for people that don't want them. We do things we would rather not with people who feel the same. We neglect people we shouldn't to endure people we tolerate. That is to say. For one month. One twelfth of a year. Thirty 1 ...
Imagine for a moment you went to your mail box on this day. Something. Something special. Firmness. Everything you already knew. Now with 100% more certainty. MEET: JOYRIDE150 during business hours* (opening +-09:00) Saturday December 19, 2009 Come early, come late. *Park entry fees will apply. DEPART: JOYRIDE150 at or about 18:00 for calories in Unionville. Eat. Drink. Act someone else's age. NOTES: Gifts expected. Coasters offered in exchange.
Misfit Psycles Holiday Hullaballo Currently, ONLY the date is etched in stone. With specifics surrounding the GRANDE OPENING of the new most best bike park still in a more TO-BE holding pattern...details and scope of the Hullaballoo MAY change. Redundant Clarification: No. The Date will NOT change. That said this isn't overly complicated, there are ONLY two viable options. Option ONE: JoyRide 150 is OPEN to the public. The entirety (...
Initiated later last week, the kinder cheaper Misfit Psycles 'be your own billboard' home starter kit is in process and enroute. These items WILL be available PRIOR to the holidays. Anticipated ON COURT date of December 18th. As that date be and in accordance with STANDARD shipping death-lines, these items will NOT (likely*) arrive (to YOU) PRIOR to the holidays. *Local pick up possible for NON creepies. Expedited shipping possible ...
Planning for the future. The blind impetuous of curmudgeonry corporations and the bothersome teachy of preachy parents. Planning for the future. Most specifically a fruitless endeavor. "I like men with a future and women with a past" Oscar Wilde Sadly, though occasionally for the better, any number of these best laid planned plans are destined to be obscenely understated by hindsight. Ultimately, damned if you do, tsk'd if you don't. ...