No motion towards motivation. Nothing. Last night I sat patiently in front of The Biggest Loser. Nothing. Not so much as a quiver, beyond a brief overextension as I lunged towards the salsa. Tick tock grows the adipose tissue. Enter whimsy. Another strategically fiscal instigation has been implemented. A stimulus of motivation by guilt. I figured it's the least that the wealthy would do. No accounting for paint. In fact, ...
Welcome to the twilight of my offseason. Before I move to eloquently deconstruct the impending onseason and the fury I will undoubtedly destruct, I would like to acknowledge this offseason. This single solitary most spectacular offseason EVER. The A #1, good job Joe, most best, super excellent season. The season that excelled and exceeded ALL expectations and durations. In terms of riding, training, diet or otherwise acting in any manner not ...
Misfit Psycles wants to appear on COOL MATERIAL. In addition to watches I need and clothing I don't, the cool have an entire category dedicated to BIKES...we like bikes...we have BIKES. Simply a matter of figuratively inserting company 'eh' onto site 'thee'. Recently SWOBO made the cut for the Sanchez, the wry BS favourite - Vanmoof - got listed and (for my first time) there was a mini-fixi ...
Untrues spoken while renovating. Shouldn't be a problem. You won't even know we're here. Relax. Those aren't instructions, merely a 'suggestions'. For more 'typical' applications. We can have that done by Friday. You don't want to bother yourself with that. In and out. Running out to get my ladder, back in 5. Don't worry about it. Shrinkage, happens all the time. If I'd known then what I should have done by ...
The greatest move that almost was continues to be. Smooth as Golden. Without the distraction and formality of anything official, officials formerly from the Court of Distraction, acting on behalf of the Misfit Psycles Corporation, will formerly be at the JOYRIDE150 facility for an official appearance this coming Friday and Saturday. Friday March 26 from 17:00-22:00 Saturday March 27 from 13:00-22:00 It should be noted that this appearance is strictly for promotional ...
It is partially true, in a most flamboyant way. There was a half shot mobile update made upon that cancerous social networking invasion, MySpace But Better, that has caused some confusion. Mostly and essentially it was a cryptic message about a truck, burning buildings, bodily dessemblage and generally laying waste to Bolton and/or the Court of Dingle. Partially exaggerated in a most genuine way. There is truth. Details, like ...
Every Evile Empire, that is, every Empire ever since, everywhere spanning every generation, has woken up on the fairly odd day feeling a little less off. Despite the reassuring redolence of rotting flesh, the comforting crackle of blood speckled denim and piles of plunder cluttering the hallowed halls...this mornings supremacy shake offered a slight, undeniable, taint. Certainly there is comfort in numbers. Besides repeated (and repeatable) supplier delays (frames, ...
Good morning Ottawa. Thank you for your barley inspiration. Big plans were consumed. And by barley I do NOT mean Barlow. No he DNSTFU. Word here, on the hill, is that the man is changing his persona, the Original Bore Ring. Thinkin of a master plan Cuz ain’t nuthin but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper ...
Take this motherfuckers. Now try to imagine them more finished. Because in all likelyhood I will not finish them. Not much more then this that is. Finishing isn't my thing. In so much as I have a thing. Joyride tonight. Last evening was evening five of LADIES NIGHT and instalment two of LADIES SKILL CAMP. This begs two important questions. 1) By targeting those of the XX has Joyride inadvertently made ...
Intentions would be to show off the new diSSent Alc. The revelation an impending acclimation would undoubtedly bolstered pre-orders. Instead, facts remain facts. I'd rather lay about (motionless) for the remainder of the 'off' season. Sleeping on a bed of post-consumer recycled glass as my eyes are sucked out using starch-based drinking straws and packet of caramel dip. To avoid contamination, the resultant sockets would then be filled with road ...
Previously and in the past I have discussed how nice, kind, great, super people who are certainly bound for heaven have been sending me things I like. The summer past was a summer of extreme generosity. Without prejudice I opened my box and accepted just about everything that came the way of Dingle. For that, you are welcome. Not so much so lately. And I feel I can be honest ...
The great vacation is now complete. Aside from the usual shipping backlog I now return to our regularly scheduled relaxation. In keeping with things of consistently poor taste here are at least one of whom I am NOT responsible for. Unedited, untouched and probtastically uncouth in most countries. In an attempt to bolster their bad image, Sea World appears to be attempting to attract the danger demographic. Not a fan. ...
So some ordinary people said some pretty predictable things. Some other less ordinary people scooped pretty good stuff, long before the show. But. Somehow. Quietly. This. Became. Where is the outrage? Where are the irony police? Am I missing something? In related tragic news, WalMart has announced intentions to act as the title sponsor for the 2010 One of A Kind Show. Finally. Originality validated by the masses. Meanwhile back in ...
Orlando is closer to Richmond then it is to Toronto. This is fact. For those that journey to LIESNSHTE for the express purpose of expounding knowledge, lesson learned. Despite this geographic advantage, there was not to be a return to NAHB's 2010. Any tinge of disappointment would be easily alleviated with a quick slip by the www of Dicky Dillen. Dicky confirmed absolutely everynothing. Dicky arrived. Dicky drank a few. Dicky ...