If I was taller, none of my clothes would fit. If I was fatter, my clothes would fit better. Unless I was taller. If I was gay, I'd watch myself change. If I was a woman, I wouldn't get out of the shower. Unless I was fat. If I was any happier, I'd be miserable. If I was a clown, I'd kill kill kill. Unless I was sad. If I ...
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It would be quite easy to bring this about face and wax mythical. Instead a it came to my attentions (just today) that Missy is missing. That is MISSY is missing and NOT MYSTY is missing. No. Mysty is NOT missing. Just because you can't SEE that someone who might be watching you does NOT mean that that someone is missing. Following that bit of misspiration I spent the remainder ...
Where DESIGN will meet it's ultimate flaming DESTRUCTION. Or not. Of course you will buy the things that survive. Corporate Psycles new hire notice next! That is all. Yes. That was a LOT.
This was supposed to be a simple Friday. Easy on your eyes, simpler for my mind. Simpler Friday? Dicky always says to me, he says "Peter, Fatty says to me, he says "Dicky, there is no sense in wasting good materials on a Friday, that's when most people acknowledge they have BETTER things to do...savvy?" and if that's true for Fatty, I call him that because we're tight you ...
What do you know...(FE)'s available? http://fb.me/w0FMuLcu And that's the nows major headline bumper...sorry DICKY we intended to wax all poetic about aging racer-types...retiring when you should have...delusion based performance and other age related phalics on a count of your big 50. Instead, I found this on a quick search, right click, save as...presto. That is all.
Shipping. Now. Buy in appreciation or Buy in hope. Hope(s) that your acquisition will provide a fund surplus. A cash fuelled catalyst leading me on a journey of even greater personal debaucherism. Defamity so wondrous that it could only result in a most spectacular spiral of public self-destruction. An explosion so awesome it would be more like nothing at all.
ALC - Production batch #1 out for HEAT today...MEDIUM/LARGE/XLARGE... http://bit.ly/dkDC8j
The big trouble with no longer being alone has more to do with expectations then anything less... Evidently, not EVERYONE is satisfied with brilliant content and titillating allusion. DARTH MISFIT T for the first person to accurately identify this piece of design validating technoshit: A second VADER HEAD for the person that locates one for less than I have to pay for it: Life just got (more) complicated. On the ...
Coming Soon... PSYCLELABS Don't you see their bodies burning? Desolate and full of yearning Dying of anticipation Choking from intoxication EMPTY WALLS
The thing is, my Hokkien is terrible. Much worse than my Mandarin. This fact (language NOT feline filler) coupled with distance, compliance, quality control and general familiarity rank amongst the reasons why Misfit Psycles continues to use an import agent (not a bicycle agent) for ALL transactions transpiring 'overseas'. Tina (we believe this to be her real name as she told us it was) has been the voice of our ...
Just dropped and official. Not the event. Our participation. BIKE RUMO(u)R Media Cup. FACT: Inclusion was offered to the more popular and influential media types attending the BRECK EPIC. FACT: When that list quickly ran out those same media-moguls determined they needed someone to beat. FACT: LIESNSHITE is widely considered neither popular nor influential*. *We consider our exclusion from ALL lists to be our single greatest acknowledgement. FACT: ...
While the Trans-Sylvania Epic Edition of the diSSent ALC contest may have been decided, the contest spirit LIVES in each of you...it shall return...read on and BE PREPARED. MOST of the submissions are HERE. The originals were taken by Rachel, she is going to immortalize them in a scrapbook. MOST because the winning entry by Mike 'Evan' Festa is NOT. I deserve the new Misfit frame because I ...