Thursday was important. Early to rise. The sun was up and the morning breeze offered a refreshing chill. Birds chirping, nocturnal beasties scurrying for cover and a low din of (traffic) could be heard off in the distance. Rain, animals, the motherfucking sun scorching through hairspray holes in the ozone spawned by overzealous women hidden under supersized hair, splitting and burning the earths surface, slowly wilting and withering life away......
Business Item #1. Team orders for CRANK BROTHERS are being processed. While the most recent order has come and gone, subsequent orders can be placed pretty much ad nauseum. Unlike past incarnations of TEAM CRANK PSYCLE orders, the Brothers Crank have dealt with shipping to Canada by implementing a reasonable flat rate. Sorry...COBALT 29 Wheels are OUT OF STOCK...not that I was looking. If you want anything, email your details ...
To say the the Empire had fallen on hard times would logically imply that the Empire had enjoyed easy times. This is not the case. We are hard as fuck and expect nothing less. Hard times are, 80% of the time, always the norm. An abominable bench mark by which all other times might be compared. Take the other day for example. Eric from OGC happened by JoyRide 150. Note: Actual day ...
Frame prep is taking place at it's usually laborious pace. READ: LOOK, something shiny. Churning out decals, placing badging and inspections of all shapes and sorts are activities I prefer to conduct in-house. READ: Cheap fucker. I complete these tasks personally and I do them in small, manageable batches. READ: Simpleton. In runs JUST large enough to make due and small enough to prevent further mental paralysis. READ: Lazy ass ...
Racing to fitness and racing too infrequently is NOT working. It is no secret, when it comes to riding, I am a mere shadow of mine former glory. What was a weak 2009 slide easily manifested itself (through neglectful repetition) into a full-frontal 2010 plummet. A fall from race so severe that current events are nothing less than an entire decade away from a much more glorious 2008. So bad are these things, ...
While a little less than last minute LAST YEAR, driving to Ellicotville THIS YEAR is totally second to last minute. Six Hours of Power. Mostly I wanted to go but knew I shouldn't go, then thought more of it and decided I needed to go...needed to go because I wanted to...in the end NEED is a completely justifiable expense when considered outside the parameters of responsible logic. "They're ...
There is trouble brewing. Big book learned, brain bashing I'm more accredited than him trouble. Obviously devoid, Corporate Psycles finds themselves embroiled by association. Nasty smelly trouble. We are the veritable man-meat in this drama sandwich. A spicy kolbasa of awesome exploding from the soggy constraints of pure bleached bread product. Not the kind of nasty that results in premature male pattern blindness. Not the kind of smelly that you ...
Something interesting. If nothing more, at least colourful in all the right places.
In addition to the stresses imposed upon my head by a temporary store explosion (now mostly fixed), governmental comical-plications (selling a private residence that is merely associated by mailing with a corporation), lack of internet services (mental stimulation) or home office (privacy to enjoy said), working on a 13" MacBook from a child sized desk, it came to my attention that ANYTHING even remotely resembling logical thought (as it relates to ...
Moving house day is nigh, maybe, tomorrow. So if you happen to be a professional scoundrel. Professional person of ill repute and shitwadedness. A vile awkward being, mentally composed of utter incompetence, hand out and screaming for a piece. Lawyer. Banker. Governmental. Fuck you. Fuck you until you are dead. But before that. I hope that you choke on the tongue cancer my monies gave you and a monkey with ...
Dan - Likin' Bikin: "Oh hey Peter it's Dan so I wasn't really doing anything, cause I don't, and umm I was wondering <INSERT ANY COMBINATION OF NO LESS THAN 6 OF THE FOLLOWING> Updates? Do you have any updates? What's the latest? Can you give me any updates? Updates? Anything? What's happening? Know anything now? What about an update? Updates? "Hey Dan it's Peter, I don't seem to ...
Nottaonefuckingthing. Not even a picture. Dealer Store scheduled for release July 4, 2010. diSSent ALC scheduled for arrival July 9, 2010. diSSent AL scheduled for arrival July 13, 2010. I will collapse in a sinewy pool of exhausted death July 14, 2010. After that. Then nothing will really be something. And you'll all be sorry.