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Overloaded

So many things, so much outstanding. Very little attention to span. interbike: diSSent FE remix...Columbus, Reynolds, True Temper. 2011 build kits...Hive, Hayes, Manitou, Sun Ringle. diSSent FnL initiatives...3.5...we can go lighter (note: missing from this sentence in no particular order are the expletives ! and ?). tensioner: plastic-like tensioner to-be-named-later. crank the bog performance results. production based alterations, revisions and considerations. availability and pricing. diSSent KD: big wheels for little ...

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Traveling with Wood

These are actual events.  Names have not been changed merely omitted. Incidentally Thomas will be covering THE OTHER SIDE (kinder, gentler less angrier side that is) of Interbike over at PSYCLELABS. Check-In YYZ: "Excuse me, I cannot seem to check-in, I tried online too." "Yes I see.  No you couldn't.  You've been (dun dun duhhh) RESTRICTED." "Ummmm..." "Are you traveling with a Thomas Wood?" "Ummmm..." "There appears to be an ...

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Crank The Blog

PsycleLab(s) Thomas and I are off to Interbike. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Except. The last 26 have been Breck, BTAC and Crank.  The next 4 will offer Interbike and the Epic8. When is too much of a good thing bad? Right about when, and then. The season that never was quickly became and now, can't end fast enough. I've missed much, to recap; Breck Conclusion - I never ...

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POSTER UP!

That is to say prints have been commissioned and other people have been paid - or promised therein. BUY YOUR PRINT TODAY! Or wait until they don't sell and dumpster one (for free) a few days after the party. MEAT DICK DILLEN JOYRIDE150 IndoorBikePark September 16, 2010 17:00 to Late Celebrate the eve of CRANK THE SHIELD in style.

189 Times Ignored

MEET RICH DILLEN: Short and meat. That's how people who have merely READ him or READ about him describe Richard "(TEAM) Dicky" Dillen. September 16, 2010 (beginning at 17:00) Anyone and everyone who pays entry to JOYRIDE150 will be eligible to ride, talk and snigger with a famous internet personality. And Dicky too. Limited Edition MEAT DICKY posters (14x20" 100lb) are being produced, numbered, signed and SOLD. Limited at an optimistic 25. If pre-sales ...

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Coming Attractions

This is what's clogging my desk today. CRANK THE SHIELD As some of you may or may not be aware, Rich DICKY Dillen, will be gracing the 2010 edition of CRANK THE SHIELD. Regrettably, any and all opportunity for registration has now passed. You CAN, however, purchase an existing spot: where one may be. Somewhat possibly unaware, a special envoy will be collecting his Dick'ness at the YYZ on Thursday September 16...

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That’s news to me.

In no particular order: The FMEbar of dirty dropping awesome is now shipping. Belt Drive. FE update. That is all. One more thing. With resources expanding and my (personal) penchant for flakiness, stay tuned in as many (other) places as possible for the best service unmanageable. PSYCLESTORE PSYCLELABS Now THAT, really, is all.

You’re Terminated, Fucker

Your emails and calls of concern for my well being have been heard. The outpouring of love was nearly gratifying. Seven emails.  Four calls. One week... To the asshole that called my parents looking to buy the remnants of the Empire for a cardboard coffin and six-pack of Pabst. Fuck You. Imagine their disappointment when I informed them I wasn't dead. Resoundingly unmotivated to recount the final days of the ...

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