What makes good reading? THIS is not going to be good reading. Good writing is good reading. Obviously. I know what good writing is, ergo, I know what good reading is. I know that Shakespeare is better than John Kennedy Toole. I know that Homer trumps Kurt Vonnegut and Joseph Heller. I know this, because I was directed to read these over those. Those being the books I would choose ...
Confusion is part of life. A necessity of sorts. Without confusion, there'd be chaos. Not the kind of Utopian chaos promised by the Dil Pickle Club. Chaos by paralysis. Order without confusion. Directions. Expectations. Failure. Confusion is the ultimate camouflage. Understanding this, at least once you've partially convinced yourself of such, you might ask "how is it that anything gets done at Misfit Psycles"? Until this spring I simply DID ...
Short Story: Make up your fucking mind! Long Story: Help me make up my mind whilst I pretend the indecision is entirely yours! I have no intention of bantering about the same-olde same-as ideological rhetoric surrounding COUNTRY OF ORIGIN that I have countless times in the past...but I will. I have to. Truth be told, I better exploited this subject back in NOVEMBER. Trouble is, I don't feel any ...
Low brow, the new wow cow now. With Del-Stalk quickly approaching, the more meteorological predicktions are in. CollingWood, ON: CURRENTLY In Del terms: I'm no weather. Man. Blame THIS.
Alone, uninspired and evidently (partially) vacated by mine habitual propensity for verbal burlesque, I focused all remaining un-literary energies squarely upon the completion of this years ANTI-RACE non-plates. A week early. Victory. The 2009 unstallment of the Anti-Race was not unpleasantly plagued by a number of firsts. It was the first year an unvitation was ever extended to the general unpopulous. It was the first year all registered persons were provided ...
Done updating the Corporate Psycles Page for the evening I intended by the Face Fan Page for MisfitPsycles one last time. This is something I do many many times a day. I find these numbers to be egocentrically satisfying. Not because the numbers are figuratively GOOD, not in the least. Terrible Grammar on Facebook Fan Pages is ahead. When I was 12 I rode bikes not boys way ahead. Niner Bikes ...
While intentions are becoming motions, things are generally progressing towards a greater Psycle-Hocus-Focus on augmented PRODUCT DESIGN and DEVELOPMENT. Cornerstone to accomplishing this mandate: PSYCLELABS. In an act of extreme generosity and weakness, PsycleLabs (along with it's primary contributor - Thomas Wood) were given their very own link on Corporate Psycles. Practically akin to implied validity through association by awesome. Feeds to BOTH the NEWS and DEVELOPMENT links are provided ...
First - Essential facts and fiction are now available. The Unofficial Anti-Race and Del-Stalk page has been essentially revised: HOME PAGE. Second - Unofficial rumoured beer sponsor is now official. While the un-vent remains non-stream there will be beverages provided: CARLSBERG. Third - Prizes are in process. Ideas and donations would be greatly appreciated.
Internet: 1 Self-Worth: 0 Today was either a really good day for the internet or a terribly unflattering day for me. I was searching for a little of this and a lottle of that. I was even doing some research, you know, for a friend. As can be the trouble with things webularly, distraction looms behind each and every random click. Be they misdirections of hedonis or hubris, sordid or sapphic, what ...
No August. No Anaheim. All Vegas. Fucking Morons. Dear Retailer: I would like to thank you for attending the 2010 Interbike show in Las Vegas. With your support, this year’s event was able to attract more than 1,200 brands and 550-plus members of the media. As a result of this intense coverage the cycling industry was exposed to a global audience via endemic cycling media, along with prominent mainstream outlets such ...
The promise of publicity looms and this could very well be your FINAL opportunity to grab a little piece of this or that while it's all remains very much affordable. Mark those words. When I become even more famous. I won't be packing fucking boxes for some 6$/hr. Number plates for the ANTI-RACE are...coming along... Coming along, most likely available for the non-event...to those registered. COMING NOVEMBER 2010: As ...
I know Tom is going to be all eeeeehhhh and all. Mostly because he keeps obsessing over it. Speaking of wee said, I particularly enjoyed the part where he declared Bikeland OUT of the equation...silly Tom, assumptions are for adults. No, this doesn't mean project domesticus is dead...just put plainly back into perspective. Suffice to say, if I was to retail the above for what Niner retails the ...
Sure the new blog skin looks fucking awesome. It's all I've done in 48 hours. Rather than not, I have included the drastically reduced dramatic conclusion to things I said about the things I do. PART ONE PART TWO Individuality is a myth perpetuated and sold through mass production. It's a business model that has worked for thousands of years in the automotive industry and millions in the fashion world. I ...
Rather than pay bills, I hereby do decree today to be the first inaugural: "Find a NEW WordPress theme, a good, infinitely customizable, totally unique, super stable theme that screams 'HOLY SHIT MAN LIESNSHITE IS FUCKING AWESOME, SO AWESOME I DON'T ACTUALLY NEED TO READ THE CONTENT' and it has to be FREE day" So. If you are reading this...things are going well...excuse the mess. If you are ...
Okay. I get it. You didn't. The other day there was lots to say and the words to say it all came a little too naturally. As words tend do when you are either inebriated beyond a heightened level of muddle or when what it is that you are intent on saying doesn't really matter in the first place. The point, if there ever was a point, was really quite ...