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Hot Topic Twenty Eleven

Project BRONTOAWESOMEOUS nears the most final stages of pre-proto-production. SPEEDY: 83 days from initial suggestion to design to redesign to reredesign to construction. EXCLUSIVE: Discussed in limited obscurity a mere 2 times. MYSTERIOUS: Shrouded in the fabricated absurdity of mega marketing drama. GROUNDBREAKING: The unnecessary made better through extreme complication with an unmitigated irrelevance for the purpose of unnovation. Delivery is imminent. Completely immanent as it relates to the ironic scale of ...

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Hazzah! That’s MR Fatshit to you!

My Holiday coma is waning...if not entirely and completely...it is (in the least) showing signs of progression towards remission. Just yesterday, whilst consuming what became a SINGLE SITTING of Candy Cane Crunch, I thought of my bicycle. Alienated and abandoned.  Not 60' away.  Tires flat, brakes flatter. This fleeting consideration was the first step towards recovery.  Victory! I can assure you, this is a choice I made of ...

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Holiday Happiness Explosion

Speaking of the season. Christmas Law was invoked in central Schomberg earlier this day. But enough of my parental failings. There are many other things pertaining to these holidays and baby dieties, Ricky says some things.

Joy Ride Jello Fight!

You read correctly! February 4 and 5, JoyRide150 will play host to an exclusive and exotic WOMEN'S WEEKEND. Camp registration rates, those for participating women, are inexpensive by even the normal entry only standards. 20 and 30$ fees include ENTRY and INSTRUCTION. Rates for the gawking public (men and women) have not yet been established. However, it is now being rumoured that the cross country loop will be fitted with black curtains and plastic ...

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Like y’know, y’know?

What's the new to do when you have hours to kill until post time? Just fuckin' giv'r ! Credit where credit is due. Despite slamming this peculiar traveller with a highly improbable 6 and 0 record for (re)tardiness, Air Canada DID something right. Something no other airline could. Or would. Knowledge of non-knowledge is power. FUBAR2.  Watched at YEG in a de-icing bay... So forgiv'n.

The Injury that Never Dies

DADDY GOT (IT)BACK - Injuries sustained at the BRECK EPIC 2010 have not healed.Nor do they show sign of self-healing anytime soon.Not that they have ever been fully or professionally evaluated. Suffice to say, what is now FOUR months following the crash heard around the world, the pain remains and swelling has returned. The injury is shown here at it's zenith...a magnificent example of primal psycling stupidity. ...

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Frame Recycling and Donation Plan

OLDE MADE NEW - The diSSent frame, in all of it's 29er singlespeed glory, will be FIVE this coming January. Despite minor modifications to the here and there, the heart of frame remains relatively unchanged. Frame sales are up.Returning frame sales are (assumptions abound here) disproportionately high.Perhaps this is the result of our insanely aggravating spiral marketing, perhaps a result of the original frame's (relative) age or maybe ...

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Updated Decal Plans

DECALICIOUS - From the accounting files:"Moron.  You do WHAT to every frame?  You cut and weed and apply decals to every fucking frame?  That's just a bullshit waste of your immense talents, find a better solution". From the consumer files:"Dude.  Do something about the vinyl decals.  When I smash my bike into shit or stuff it in the bike rack wrong they get all damaged". WE HAVE A ...

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Special Projects FTW!

Over the next FIVE days I will be revealing FIVE very hot projects taking place at Corporate Psycles. Interesting. BRONTOAWESOMEOUS - Discussions surrounding these super secret plans were both on again, off again, worked and then re-worked all within a very dense 2 hour meeting at YESS Products. Admittedly, most of the density was self contained, there were no casualties. There remains only one, every so slight, problem with this most ...

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What does success look like?

Success might be your image on an illusive custom Psycle Mug... Success might be your better half exposed in a national publication (for the purposes of our current and favoured cyber-G rating I have cropped out my buttocks in sexy man jeans - if you want to see more you have to buy the mag - located on the top shelf)... Or. Success might just be directly proportionate to the ...

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It’s On!

Because Snoop (that's what I call him) let's me follow him on Twitter...I get the Dog-Poop-Scoop. Just in time for the Hullaballoo. I can not say for certain that he'll be in attendance...but I will say that I can leave it at that. Bitches.

Hullaballoo 2010.3

At least three bitches have peopled that the HULLABALLOO invitation is; Too large to print. Too colourful to print. Too aesthetically daunting to print. Too irresponsible to print. For those and anyone else, you may copy the following image to your smarter than you phone and use it for discounted entry to JoyRide150. GOOD ONLY FOR ENTRY TO THE HOLIDAY HANGOVER HULLABALLO. December 10 2010. FREE shirt for the ATTENDEE that successfully ...

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Cats are people too…lazy, hairy, unloving, soul sucking people.

What follows is very obviously a real and original actual (text) conversation that took place just the other day. When my service provider was AT&T... And I was up and responding at 8:51 am... And by some miraculous means the iphone was both ON and 100% charged... Feel free to guesstimate who the other party is. Meanwhile, Barlow has still been unable to confirm his attendance beyond his (usual) excuse ...

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Hullaballoo 2010.2

Imagine if you will... Winter weather has you running behind. Your commute, delivering you seven minutes later than normal. As soon as the transmission indicates 'park' you abandon your belongings and bolt out the door. It's already December. It could be any day, any day at all. You rush to the mail box, frantically pulling at your pockets for the keys. Sweaty and a lot excited you insert your key. ...

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