Recently, regularly and often times I piss and drone on about the limited (stimulatory) selection available to Canadians as it compares to our American neighbours. NETFLIX ITUNES EMUSIC HULU To name a few. I'm sure there are many more Canahaters...it's only natural. Canadians who attempt to circumvent this quasi communistic censory ship are thwarted. Caught out, stymied and crushed into mainstream submission by big corporate machines working exclusively for ...
Misfit Psycles TIEDRIVE...the chain AND belt drive compatible diSSent... Soon enough the diSSent ALC will come STANDARD with TWICE the drive options of more REGULAR frames. For those of you keeping score, that's 100% more options! And NO LESS THAN 100% of every drive (we care about)! When carefully combined this IMPROVEMENT is practically 200% better than PERFECTION! Don't delay and ACT FAST, for a permanent time, ALL this and that can ...
We still don't want you to be all buying shit so as to return shit...that shit HAS NOT changed. The WHO we ship with, HOW soon you get what we ship and just WHAT you can expect to pay HAVE changed. READ UP: Shipping and Returns Goodbye forfuckingever UPS. And by forfuckingever I do mean until you walk backwards through the front door of Corporate Psycles with your pants ...
MYTH: FREE SHIT is really FREE SHIT. DEFINITION: SHIT is a product, thought, service or other consideration provided for CONSUMPTION by a business (on occasion by a person). SHIT is a commodity of trade, be it between two business' or two persons or any combination thereof. FACT: FREE SHIT is NEVER only and just FREE SHIT. If you take SHIT for FREE it is THEFT. If a business GIVES you ...
Mostly because Sean is a physically weak man, a man of questionable morals, sadly stricken and essentially rendered hideous by the veritable creators of appearance... The annual TUESDAY SUPERFLY SERIES PRE-REGISTRATION and RIDE has been CANCELLED for APRIL 26. ERADICATED. TERMINATED. CALLED OFF. All is not lost. Even the curse of Sean CANNOT prevent the SUPERFLY SERIES from starting on MAY 3. DETAILS. Arrive early on May 3 to complete your registration and ...
Remember Starbuckstalker? HERE. Just an almost average man lusting after another man (albeit an excessively intelligent and exaggeratedly handsome one). He just about loved my Darth Misfit tee more than the manly awesomeness it was designed to contain. He had a question, 'Have you ever considered a Star Trek version?' My first thought was 'Star Trek, Star Fucking Trek?' Of course this was not my FIRST thought, but ...
There are three types of peoples we all deal with during the course of a day. Helpers. Stupids. Fuckers. Any combination of these types may lead to more complex peoples like Stupid Fuckers, Fucking Helpers... There are only two mindsets in which we can exist during the course of that same day. Excellent. Shit. Any combination of these mindsets may lead to more complex states like Indifference, Hostile Happiness... Dependant ...
So this is just that. Aside from an admittedly questionable incident involving a jar of pickles, a highway patrolman and two farm animals of unknown origin. There really isn't anything worth saying.
So this is just that. Aside from an admittedly questionable incident involving a jar of pickles, a highway patrolman and two farm animals of unknown origin. There really isn't anything worth saying.
Despite efforts to the contrary, it appears that true psycle democracy has taken hold and we can safely declare that it is fucktioning exactly as intended. I will get what I want. You were part of that process. Certainly (as to be expected) there was a rabble rouser or two (probably rebels Nien'r) that appeared heck bent on voting up OPTION TWO. This threat has passed and it seems (after ...
For better or worse I have concluded my efforts at creating three of the most excellent badges of all times. I have settled mostly on acceptable today. Truth be told, there really are TOO many other things I need to be doing, those things aren't going to screw themselves up. As promised and nearly on schedule... MISFIT PSYCLES INC PRESENTS: SUPER Limited Edition DARPA PSYCLES DEATH HOODIE. A Hoodie unlike ...
If project BRONTOAWESOMEOUS has taught me anything, anything at the all, I haven't figured it out. Broke bottom brackets, cobbled and gobbled converted headsets, telescoping seat posts and midget pilots. It's the genuine embodiment of whatthefuck technology put into practice. Of course we'll do it all over again. Just for clicks. FACT, you can't sell out if at first you don't try too hard. Recently, we announced plans to modify ...
Perhaps it has been touched on by me. I know it's been touched on by Tom. BELT DRIVE COMPATIBILITY IS COMING. All ALC frames manufactured AFTER April 1, 2011 will utilize the new TIEDRIVE dropout in association with the diSSent mk.iv slider. As you can see by these finals, it is still entirely necessary to correct Thomas' work. Does this mean the diSSent mk.iv slider is now the mk.v ...
Really? In better news, I did manage an outdoor ride. Two hours is pathetic for April. Two hours was about right. Two hours was right about too much. It was, however, enough to confirm what I had already suspected. I am not ready. For anything. Butt. With much effort, I should be able to work myself towards some semblance of winter shape (over the course of the next 3 weeks). The ...
I Need A Fucking Ride. While this was an actual expression I made out of absolute desperation and in utter frustration, I intended it metaphorically. As things might be, the literal representation seems about as likely. Dear Canada, This winter into April experiment thing is le bullshite. Please stop. Signed, Everyfuckybody (not the Polar Bears) There are more PSA's that may apply to your life...be careful out there.