Rider of the Moment

I have not necessarily been criticized for failing to recognize the less than terrible results of MISFIT rider Rich LIKE DICKY Dillen. This unvent doesn't really come as a surprise. Possibly because there isn't much for anyone to notice. That is anyone that might. The fact is, he lost 80% of his reader base after I beat him with a broken hip. But don't call BRONTOAWESOMEOUS a pity frame. Pity requires ...

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Belt Drives and Heavy Metal

It's been some time. Two weeks and a few. Depending on the content and context.  Too long or not nearly so. Way back then (and with little to no justifiable cause) Misfit Psycles fantasmically exploded onto the back of (possibly) the worst unnovation in cycling since spandex in size large and larger. Since the 9 speed chain. Grip shitters and titanium bolts. There has been little to no direction from Gates ...

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Accommodations in Breck

The great and powerful DICKY and I are looking for roommates to share condo-esque accommodations in Breckenridge for the Breck Epic. It won't be awkward or sexual. Unless it is. Then we aren't drunk enough. CONTACT if you're around. Dicky says; Unserious racers only need apply.

And Another Two Things

In short. Pussy Pipes and Business Ethics. These items are not mutually exclusive. If only for the fact I desire both. ...only people can have ethics. Ethics, as in, doing the right thing for the community even though it might not benefit you or your company financially. Pointing to the numbers (or to the boss) is an easy refuge for someone who would like to duck the issue, but the ...

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Breck Less Preparedness

Acceptance. A vital and integral component of calculated (thereby dignified) failure. There is only honour in failure at the hands of defeat. Honour is pride and pride is a sin by Jesus. At exactly 06:30 this morning I pulled my plug, with it, all intention of (any) serious cycling in 2011. The alarm was extinguished with the sound of thunder on rain. Immediately and with authority.  I decided. I will not be ...

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Mixed Bags

Sometimes life is all, Yes. This includes YES!, Yeeeeessss, Yeaaahhh, yes? and Fuckyeah. Sometimes life is all, No. This includes NO!, Nooooooo, Naw, no? and Ohnofuckno. But, mostly, it's everything unbetween. This includes meh, meh, meh and meh. There-in lay the problem with life on the extremes. Despite being extreme. It can numb you to everydayness. Which isn't really a problem at all. If you're being totally honest with your ...

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Things that need to be said…

There's not much and so much. Perhaps it would be better left unsaid, that is until resolutions or terminations can be concluded...no. The GATES SLIP DRIVE is not currently a favourite. It has jumped off the drive of my intentions. Pretty much, fuck it, fuck it to living shit for even wasting my time. Repeatedly. Expensively. The very fact that it exacted a pound of flesh on the maiden ...

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The New Mother Fucking CEO

Good for you K-Swiss. Kenny Powers - The K-Swiss MFCEO (UNCENSORED) from Michael Bay FREE SHIPPING, for a few more days. Orders, NEW ONES, over 50$ are eligible. Now that's how you run a company, bitch.

Ship Shape

Broke and broken is not the place for me. I've tried both, together, individually, individually together. I've done this on occasion as well as on numerous occasions. Like failure and amphetamines, these are experiences every soul should sample. Only then, face down in your proverbial ditch, might you fully understand. Neither offers the romance and freedom we are entitled to assume in the complacency that causes them. That was my ...

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If you really cared

You'd buy some shit today. FREE SHIPPING lasts until midnight. Other offers will be added as I have time to draw the appropriate images from Google. 11% OFF Coupon Code: Consume Good from 10:00 to 13:00 EST 49% OFF (Pschizzle) Coupon Code: Catpower Good from 13:00 to 17:00 EST TBA In the interest of full exposure, I do solemnly declare that 100% of todays proceeds will be directed towards heinous acts and lewd behaviour. I intend and ...

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That might be what I said…I never said I was right.

Clearly the desperation sale IS NOT on the 6th, otherwise, it would be on now. What I meant to say when I said what I said was that it's on the 7th. Like tomorrow. For many reasons. The biggest of whom is that the 7th is what I meant. ALSO. And this is important.  Ish. The kids have started using my many computer devices. This cannot continue. Their propensity for ...

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Desperation and Tears

In terms of updates: Those of you that know, don't require any. Those of you that don't, should only ask from a distance. Suffice to say; It's personal. More so than I'd hoped. Entirely unfortunate. In terms of business: I sincerely appreciate the patience exhibited by most. And a general fuck to those that couldn't manage any. Suffice to say; If it wasn't for this, there wouldn't be much. Sales ...

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