October – 2011 – Misfit Psycles

Thoughts, Possibilities and other Poor Plans

In the early of morning. In the glow of ambition. In the now but not for(or if)ever. COMING SOON: 2013 Misfit Psycles (Team) Attire. 'FUCC' (FinallyUnderCreationandCompletion) Edition. Think the SuperSex 2010 Edition; same sperm, different womb. Limited diSSent ALC. 'WSO' (WeSelledOut) Edition. 25-50 units, 1x9 specific. None going to be black. SRP 750-850$. Team Pro-Psycles Program. 'NFG' (NoFundingGuaranteed) Edition. A multi-national cosmic race sponsorship and partnership initiative challenging only the ...

Franken-Belt and the Asshat that Rode it.

Remember when the arrival of MBAction was the highlight of your cycling week? Of course not. Aside from the ad-surplus there was. Nothing. Ever. But. In the interest of my (future) personal and corporate fortunes, I must at least suggest, surely it's better now. One of the cornerstones that rubbed me all kinds of wrong was the Pros' Bikes bi-fold: Inaccessible. Expensive. Generally quirky as fuck (left handed double inverted ...

Anti-Race and Del-Stalk. Part-Results.

The Anti-Race came. The Anti-Race went. Well it went indeed. Not that there's anything wrong with that. There are photos of this years WINNER this years LOSER and everyone in between. In accordance with the solitary Del-Stalk policy, images are pending approval and destruction. Later and another day we will discuss my Anti-Race FRANKEN-BELT bike of warranty and spares bin excellence. I'd love to say it performed flawlessly. The FRANKEN-BELT ...

24 and Counting

Last minute preparations near one of two terminations. Completion. Complete abandonment. From the completed files. Anti-Prizes have been purchased and are now fully allocated. Some new, some olde categories: ANTI-WINNER. The person who most and best exemplifies anything and everything losers hate about winners. ANTI-LOSER. This person clearly is mostly and totally oblivious to the fact that the Anti-Race is/does/has ever in fact happen(ed). LAPDOG CALLOUT. A ...

AntiRace to DelStalk Up to Dates

The stats for the upcoming edition of AntiRace and DelStalk are becoming evident. ANTI RACE START: Main village parking lot @ 12:00 October 22 Specifics beyond are for the moment. There will be people. There will be riding. When complete. There won't be t-shirts. If there were. There would be much more attendance. With or without luck, there are odds we won't be invited back. Much like FIREHALL PIZZA. After two sessions, no ...

Things to Do Before Lunch

This one time. Someone wearing a shirt, waggling a finger in front of an intentionally stern face, declared; "They have breakfast in the morning too" Today. The alarm went off. Wailing. At 06:45. I didn't particularly believe it. Not the alarm. I had set the alarm. It's intrusion was intentional. I didn't believe that morning could in fact offer a one of the benefits of ANYTHING thereafter. The morning. More importantly, ...

Not Many Days and Counting

October 22 and the 20 eleven Limited Edition of DELSTALK and ANTIRACE are nearly upon us. Registration is completely optional and without necessity, this unvent will happen with or without anyone in attendance, however, it would be nice to know if there are going to be enough zero plates. Confirm here and there: ANTIRACE. DELSTALK. Meanwhile a phone rings at 4Print... Peter: < bbbbrrrrrrriiiinnnnngggg >. Dave: What, Peter Keiller? Peter: Ho, ho. ...

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