It wasn't all bad. It could have been. It, in an impersonal yet intentionally personal sense, did it's damnedest to be. Fortunately. Saving cliche for nawt. I am working on some mega thoughts of excellence for 2012. Resolutions. No. Consolidations. Yes. Failing that. Then. We hope on for 2013.
It will not be in and of this lifetime that I shall forgive that dense fragrance (forcefully and violently thrust unto me as I lay prone and essentially exposed) that was mine own cauterized testicles. Despite the permanent olfactory vision, as you may and well have already surmised, vas trauma and death by deferens were both successfully minimized. Hooray and huzzah for our socialized medicines! Enemy governments may claim our ...
On this, quite possibly and potentially my last and final day of being alive and well, I would like to publicly and formally declare my intentions for the distribution of my current (and future) debts and foreclosures. I, Peter Keiller, being of appropriate (for my condition) mind do hereby, henceforth and with intense prejudice do bequeath all my personal, uncorporated and incorporated indebtedness to OHIP (the Ontario Health Insurance Plan). ...
Long gone, short of update. The diSSent KD has well on passed the point of no return. The date stamp is accurate. Christmas (in general 2011) delivery is out. No shit. Furthermore. Wednesday December 21. The offices of Misfit Psycles, Psycle Store and Psycle Labs will be CLOSED until January 3. There will be receiving. No shipping. No pick-ups. No nothing no fucking how. Possibly, forever. On Wednesday, I go in for a ...