diSSent KD. On the move.

Emotions ran high this morning at Casa Keiller. Just this day and officially it was announced that the 2012 domestique edition of the diSSent KD (junior frame extraodinaire) was departing Surrey BC. Today. Arriving. Friday next. BUY HIS TODAY. It's the ONLY way he'll learn.

Entre the Preneur

Misfit Psycles Presents: Lessons on self-business, making busy and staying in busy, if you so chose despite being all busy. What follows is a brief pictorial detailing most-how the PsycleNation came to be, how it grew and subsequently where it be in the now. The brief sketch culminates nicely with a video that I didn't make. Once upon a time in a magical land called Bolton, frustration and incompetence would ...

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This is your Brain. As I see it.

The process of understanding an individual persons perspective (as it moves from perception toward action - with a particular focus on judgement, entitlement and context) has always interested me. It mostly explains why generally nice people cut in line, drive on shoulders and commit acts of douchery.  It also explains why career assholes hold doors and pet kittens. I find that this interest, my interest in the minds of others, ...

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Kidding Aside

PSYCLELABS has released both a sizing and proportions chart for the diSSent KD. Suffice to say our testers identity has been eschewed to ensure that he doesn't need to be compensated beyond lunch and a bed.

Insight and Process

Not unarguably the single greatest initiative in the hallowed history of Corporate Psycles, the Life-Like High Definition 3D launch Announced Yesterday has been nothing short of a ball park buster. Virtually all those that read the release, read the release in it's partiality. So popular was the release that I have asked myself two very important questions; "how in the world did you, you, come up with such a plan ...

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Now With Even MORE Realism

Misfit Psycles is pleased to confirm that it has, through radical spin and incredible thinking, taken the cycling world hostage, stripped it bare, urinated on several small rags, wrapped those rags to an equal number of metal clamps, wired electricity (from a non-grounded source) to each of the clamps, attached the metal clamp wet rag combos to the industries exposed nipples and other fragile parts, turned on the electricity until ...

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The Idea Factory

I was recently inspired into inaction by a less-likely source.  HERE. There are talented people.  People who excel in life through application of these talent(s). The reason they excel is (if not obvious) either as a reward of their actually being talented OR as a result of success thereby manufacturing a specific talent in the eyes of others. There are talented people.  People who don't exploit their talents. Perhaps ...

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Customer Satisfaction and Sales Strategy

There was been a long stoppage in shipping as a result of the holiday... I do believe that mine incredible flexibility and inability to sleep while contorted suchly has in fact and exactly allowed me to get caught up. If you ordered. It's (probably) shipped. Most might be satisfied by this. My creditors.  Are not. So. Forthwith and officially this is what I am anticipating will take place henceforth. If ...

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I’m Ready for my Close-Up

While my hopes and dreams, their very existence at the least, has confirmed my mental completion of the 2012 season...there are some (more) physical items that really need to be addressed and considered prior to the commencement of same. What follows is a professional assumption of my various conditions. The manner(s) of testing and diagnosis included thinking hard (either about other stuff or about the afflicted regions themselves) and ...

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Getting Shit Done. Or Not.

It's cold. It's stupid. It's Southern Ontario. Southern Ontario in winter*. *Thank you mom and dad for waking up one winters day, undoubtedly and probably minus something and black as total fuck, subsequently saying...yes...yes indeed, this, this shitty cold place IS an excellent place to raise a family**. **Ignoring for a moment all of the more plain reasons (self sacrifice and the lot) one might propose in favour ...

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Picture of Health

In terms of bigger and better. 20 and 12 presents (both corporately and personally) a raging case of the dichotomies. When you escape a year such as the past, one can't help but seek a mental refuge in and amongst a the many hearty (albeit self entitled) expectations for the oncoming. Essentially, hope by default. You might be cautioned, such grande expectations - if unchecked, could lead to even grander disappointments. Contrary ...

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