What do you know…(FE)’s available? http://fb.me/w0FMuLcu

And that’s the nows major headline bumper…sorry DICKY we intended to wax all poetic about aging racer-types…retiring when you should have…delusion based performance and other age related phalics on a count of your big 50.

Instead, I found this on a quick search, right click, save as…presto.

That is all.

Apologies to the great and powerfulled Mark Lepper.

I know that he isn’t ready set to go with this design but issues of the emailable and respondable variety require that I provide some insightables into the delay of the current diSSent AL batch.

More throw.  Less contact.  More ratio.  Less alloy.

Like Bangkok twins soliciting from a navy short pier, twice the holes, no waiting.

Gone for stock is the ROHLOFF hefitarian extension (rest assured, adequate olden inventory will be saved and sold at a premium to those that wish this superfluous addition).

Furthermore.

True North is ready to run another series of diSSent (Fe) frames and forked’s.

LIMITED AS ALWAYS.

January 31 for completion.  Plus or Misses.

Reserve yours today.

PLEASE NOTE.

Next batch will NOT be available until MARCH 2010 with delivery for APRIL or MAY 2010.

So there.

Lastly we discussed with mostly distinction concerning matters of great importance.

• diSSent (Al) inventory clearout, dropout and wayout fabrication potentials.
• Holiday Hullaballoo planning stymieless
• Holiday shipping death lines
• The great and generous clothing (quarter off) give-away!

And now, part two of the…

Necrofiliactic Things Statistic Update

Misfit Psycles diSSent (Fe)

• DELIVERY
  • Next batch, (end of) December
  • Spots remaining: 250usd deposit required
• INVENTORY
  • Not bloody likely
  • February, maybe
• PAINT CHOICES
  • Black – STANDARD
  • Other – OPTIONAL – add 200usd
  • Clearcoat – Included

Misfit Psycles ForcHugh

Misfit Psycles Parody (Carbon) Forc

• Availability
  • Pre-Orders begin January 15
  • Delivery February 15
• PRICING
  • 275usd
  • 250usd – With frame
• OPTIONS
  • 445 and 470mm A to C

Misfit Psycles Nummers and Joyride150

• THE BIKE
  
  • Misfit Psycles Nummers
  • Black, White or Not
  • SRP 385usd
  • One size to fit them all
• THE PARK
  • JoyRide150
  • Skinnies
  • Jump Lines
  • Vert Park
  • Foam PITT!
  • Pump Track(s)
  • Opening – Just about ANY DAY!
• THE SELL
  • Like Rays…but not LIKE Rays
  • Now with 100% less Cleveland
  • Not that there’s anything wrong with that

That’s pretty much the end of it all.

End of everything really.

Of course there are other things.
For now, for the most part, for ever more, these were the things that mean the littlest in the most grandest of schemes.

Just like you expects.
Always under handed and under review.

Liesnshite has been silentnshite of latesnshite, that is, less more than normal.

Primarily and mostly, unintentionally so.

Obviously there are still grande globular thoughts, there are still real world synth-pop references, there are still countless injustices incurred at our expense and there are still random conversations worthy of report.

November 23, 2009.  Luggage carousel #4 YVR.
Youngish, predictably business looking man-boy.  Uncertainly over confident, attempting to strike up a random (but pant dropping) conversation with measurably older (though arguably-attractive-enough-for-her-age), just as predictably business’ey but more management’ish lady:

“Crazy.”
“Excuse me?”
“Traveling.  I mean, I travel, I don’t mind it.”
“…good?”
“Ya.  Crazy, random, that’s me, everything I do is totally random.  Everyday I wake up and I tell myself, let’s mix it up.  Let’s be random.  It helps me get ahead.”
Silence.  Looks to BlackBerry for salvation…
“Like this whole trip.  The trip is crazy and random.  They just said one day, ‘get out there‘, so out I went and here I am.  Ya.”
Shakes BlackBerry vigorously…
“Ya.  So what are you here for?”
“NO.“

However.
Truth be told, this is mostly a self educed gag-order.

Not quite the requisite result of the overtly sensitive nature of specific transpiration’s.
More a communicary hangover, of sorts.
Resultant from an unexpected influx of genuine work.

Common Def’n:
Work (adj) to exert oneself physically or mentally in order to do, make, or accomplish something.

Psycle Def’n:
Work (adj) to exert oneself for some (mostly) avoidable reason, the resultant bi-product of a more specific failure in one (or more) of the delicate self-employed arts; deflection, denial and delay.

Rather than wax specifically on these or other less literal meanderings, below is the first-part of a two-part recital on a few other things that continue to pre-occupy this and that.

Nefarious Things Statistic Update

Misfit Psycles diSSent (Al)

• INVENTORY clear-out extended
  • 100usd OFF
  • Coupon code: dissent100
  • Initially intended as a rouse to distract the distractible  the original discount put a greater than anticipated dent in remaining inventories.  As a result, ALL sizes have been increase for the next release.  The discount has been extended to ALL of the remaining diSSent inventory.  An everything must go sale without the door-closing (currently small and extra large ONLY)
  • First paid, first shipped
  • No rain cheques
  • Current diSSent (Al) turn around.  48hrs
• DROPOUT Mk.iv (considered)
  • Yes.  Pre Mk.iii full release
  • Lighter weight
  • Lesser Rohloff
  • Greater (ratio) range
  • Morer Lepper.  This is NOT a misprint
• DOMESTIC production sample
  • Sample ETA January 2010
  • Possible SRP 500-700usd
  • Possible availability TBA

Misfit Psycles Holiday Hullaballoo

• DATE
  • Tentatively speaking Saturday December 19th
• VENUE
  • TBA – Riding by invitation, apres party by default and the likes
• DETAILS
  • Are for deanimals

Misfit Psycles Holiday Purchases

• NEW ‘Econo’ ITEMS
  • New’ish design(s) TBA
  • Basic T’s – SRP 10usd
  • Basic Hoodie – SRP 25usd
  • A date with Mark Lepper – SRP 150usd (160usd for men)
• REALLY BIG DEALS
  • 25% off ALL ‘Wearables‘
  • Coupon code: zumbapants
• DEADLINES
  • INTERNATIONAL – You’re mostly almost already fucked
  • USA – Postal – December 10th
  • USA – UPS Std – December 15th
  • USA – UPS Exp – TBA
  • CAN – Postal – December 18th
  • CAN – UPS – December 22
  • Times are suggested and guidelines only…we are not shipping scientists, jolly elves or even remotely very short…just use your head, plan ahead, pay extra and have a nice day

diSSent (Fe)
ForcHugh
Parody Carbon Fork
Nummers and how it relates to JoyRide 150

These and more, not to mention other less exciting things to come from in the future.

Taste the rainbow.

Just for kicks diSSent (Fe) batch highlifes:

True North.  The only photo I will post ever (today) that will evoke and split decision response.
WTF? no FTW! no WTF! no FTW?

MATTE versus GLOSS clear.  Bright Black or Frosty Black.

Risdale (Metallica) Orange*.

Jones (Bloody) Burgundy*.

* Deviations from the STOCK selection of BLACK will cost MORE with future batches.  Possibly, much more.

Justification (should it be required):
All diSSent (Fe) frames (beginning with THIS batch) received  a coat of clear OVER powder.
That is, included without an increase.

Details of paint options and pricing will follow.

Next batch of diSSent (Fe)’s on sale HERE.
Only a 250$ deposit will be processed to hold your place.  The remainder due prior to shipping.
Delivery scheduled for December.

IN OTHER MEOWS:

More photos from DelStalk/AntiRace have burst forth from the Original Onion Ring.

Turns out good’ole Scott gave AWAY his most awesome prize.

‘Captain spilly pants‘ just earned the right to represent the Holiday Hullaballoo Too.
Vaguities of the peculiarities later this week.

ForkHugh, Sporc, ForcHugh details morrow.