Smash the picture with your mouse for less.

That’s it.  I am exhausted.

Imagine for a moment you went to your mail box on this day.

Something.

Something special.

Firmness.

Everything you already knew.
Now with 100% more certainty.

MEET:

JOYRIDE150 during business hours* (opening +-09:00)
Saturday December 19, 2009
Come early, come late.

*Park entry fees will apply.

DEPART:

JOYRIDE150 at or about 18:00 for calories in Unionville.

Eat.
Drink.
Act someone else’s age.

NOTES:

Gifts expected.
Coasters offered in exchange.

Misfit Psycles Holiday Hullaballo

Currently, ONLY the date is etched in stone.

With specifics surrounding the GRANDE OPENING of the new most best bike park still in a more TO-BE holding pattern…details and scope of the Hullaballoo MAY change.

Redundant Clarification:  No.  The Date will NOT change.

That said this isn’t overly complicated, there are ONLY two viable options.

Option ONE:

JoyRide 150 is OPEN to the public.
The entirety (Park and Apres Park) of the HULLABALLOO invitation shall be likewise.

Redundant Clarification: Park and Apres Park portions, OPEN TO ALL (park entry fee’s will apply).

Option TWO:

JoyRide 150 is NOT OPEN to the public.
The Park portion of the HULLABALLOO will be by invitation only*.

Redundant Clarification: Park portion, INVITATION ONLY.  Apres Park potion, OPEN TO ALL.

*Invitation Only, Restricted Access, Limited Privilege.
The intent is not a further demonstration of exclusivity or exclusionary policy.  Although, in some cases it is.
In the sickly event the park is CLOSED, liability and compliance dictate what should be obvious: The Fucking Park Can’nae be Open.

Instead, invitee’s will be providing justification for their presence through much needed volunteer labour.

As tools, tasks and specialities are limited, more (volunteers) is NOT necessarily better, so thank you in advance.
Our people will call your people.

Misfit Psycles Holiday Hullaballo

Date: Saturday December 19

Venue: JoyRide150 (see above)
Apres Venue: Unionville or Bolton (see below)

Specifics:

Option ONE:

Park Open
Meet at Joyride 150 during business hours (these will certainly eventually be updated).
Depart Joyride around 18:00hrs for Apres Park festivities in UNIONVILLE (map)
Unionville has been selected for it’s proximity to Joyride, major highways, accommodations and for the fact that it is NOT Markham.

19:00 Hullaballoo Begins!
Food and drink shall be consumed as we patiently await the staff of Joyride to joy-in us, what of us is still coherent and tolerable.
If ejected (as with DelStalk), alternatives will be sourced on JIT basis.

Option TWO:

Park Closed
Invitee’s meet at Joyride 150 for or around 12:00.  Direction and clarification of tasks will be provided.
Depart Joyride around 18:00hrs for Apres Park festivities in BOLTON (map)
Bolton has been selected for it’s proximity to nothing and general blandness.  The combined factors; a good portion of (Team) members reside IN town, have family IN town or options for accomodations IN town and the standardity of the vicinity (thanks be to Albion), it just makes less effart.

19:00 Hullaballoo Begins!
Food and drink shall be consumed…tales told…and whence ejected from we shall move forth into the Bolton night and repeat this process until such a time that the ONLY remaining option is Main Street Station.  The faint of heart may then depart, the rough and tumble shall delve deeper into the bowels of Caledon’s transient populace*.

*Including (but not limited to) Finger in the face pig hater man and the Gap toothed giant toed prostitute.

Just.
Super.

Apologies in advance for the inconclusivity of these plans.

Much like DelStalk and the other more physically irresponsible events suggested by the Empire, we whole-heartedly endorse the use of happiness enducing elements in those persons who choose to do so.  We even more strongly insist on the use of drive avoidance possibilities for same.

Though doubtful and fiscally constricting, considerations are also being given to bus/van rentals.  In the end and before it’s too late, an existential effort to make accommodation arrangements and travel alternatives mo-simple we will be made, we will attempt to pin down the Apres Park portion shortly…