Time to moving casually away from the Heinous Hong Kong Hustle.

Almost.

I was (re)(in)spired by the link in Anthony’s comment.
If I can actually get my shit together (long) enough to ship two frames to Whitehorse…no, YES…the map.

The world is just too fucking flat for this frame to simply disappear.
No.
Something less specific, a Niner or a kitten, maybe.

I must say that this brush with shade (and it’s subsequent closure) has temporarily been an obsession.

A resolution to extract payment of some form or variety.

Not from just anyone, someWan.
Ericwan, Shingwan.
Wanever.

As I will be out of town and otherwise disposed, there is NOW an honest REWARD for YOU from ME for any (new) information.  Anything close to resembling something that may shed light on the fate of the STOLEN diSSent FE would be appreciated.

This reward is for information, we are not asking for anyone to do anything that might feel really good.
This is to assist the professionals in ending the matter, Wanse and for all.

Leaving the plane ticket to the last minute cost me 950$ OVER the initially (too steep) fare of 580$.
Leaving (Breck) bike preparation to 15 minutes before departing the office couldn’t be any the worse.

What the living fuck has someone (un)done to my bike???

Word.  Fail.

Fuck it.

Everything in the box.
Everything will be just fine.
It HAS to be.

Unable to locate my BIKERUMOuR Breck Media Cup uber profile I was forced (by boredom) to scroll those hallowed pages in search of greater news on lesser fortunates.
Nothing so much.

It has been suggested that Lance Armstrong is JUST NOW a person of interest in the federal doping investigation…Lance promptly responds by buying up shares in stale pancakes and stuffs FREE samples in the agape mouths of stunned cycling fans!

Trek introduces three new (concept) bikes that are pure EDGE.  The meglocorporation even utilizes reclaimed lumber (for displays) in a completely solid attempt to make them seem more counter and less conglomerate…sorry Gary, not a signature to be seen…wrong series maybe?

Then a little something less predictable, something most interesting.

PAUL BRODIE in conjunction with the University of the Fraser Valley present: Melting Metal…a two week course…limited to 4 students…

Four?  Yes because three or less would sound pretentious.

Might it be possible to get sample tubing from True Temper for diSSent (Fe) Mk.ii by then?

Well TOM?

Dan – Likin’ Bikin:

“Oh hey Peter it’s Dan so I wasn’t really doing anything, cause I don’t, and umm I was wondering <INSERT ANY COMBINATION OF NO LESS THAN 6 OF THE FOLLOWING>

Updates?
Do you have any updates?
What’s the latest?
Can you give me any updates?
Updates?
Anything?
What’s happening?
Know anything now?
What about an update?
Updates?

“Hey Dan it’s Peter, I don’t seem to have your PO here…other people have ordered frames, dealers have ordered frames, big dealers, important dealers, have YOU ordered frames Dan?”

Anything?
Updates…?

Something.  Yes.

Ignoring the erroneous ETA the great and powerful Hong Kong Express has arrived in Vancouver.

The trouble with Vancouver?

It’s NOT New York.
It’s NOT even Montreal.

Both of these ports seem to get intermodal priority over Vancouver.

It is entirely possible that they will be transport mates with the ALC‘s out of Surrey…

Revised AL ETA July 9.
I won’t be here.  I won’t be around.

For on July 9, I AM QUITTING BOLTON, DEPARTING DINGLE.

No forwarding address.

What do you know…(FE)’s available? http://fb.me/w0FMuLcu

And that’s the nows major headline bumper…sorry DICKY we intended to wax all poetic about aging racer-types…retiring when you should have…delusion based performance and other age related phalics on a count of your big 50.

Instead, I found this on a quick search, right click, save as…presto.

That is all.