Time to moving casually away from the Heinous Hong Kong Hustle.

Almost.

I was (re)(in)spired by the link in Anthony’s comment.
If I can actually get my shit together (long) enough to ship two frames to Whitehorse…no, YES…the map.

The world is just too fucking flat for this frame to simply disappear.
No.
Something less specific, a Niner or a kitten, maybe.

I must say that this brush with shade (and it’s subsequent closure) has temporarily been an obsession.

A resolution to extract payment of some form or variety.

Not from just anyone, someWan.
Ericwan, Shingwan.
Wanever.

As I will be out of town and otherwise disposed, there is NOW an honest REWARD for YOU from ME for any (new) information.  Anything close to resembling something that may shed light on the fate of the STOLEN diSSent FE would be appreciated.

This reward is for information, we are not asking for anyone to do anything that might feel really good.
This is to assist the professionals in ending the matter, Wanse and for all.

Leaving the plane ticket to the last minute cost me 950$ OVER the initially (too steep) fare of 580$.
Leaving (Breck) bike preparation to 15 minutes before departing the office couldn’t be any the worse.

What the living fuck has someone (un)done to my bike???

Word.  Fail.

Fuck it.

Everything in the box.
Everything will be just fine.
It HAS to be.

Unable to locate my BIKERUMOuR Breck Media Cup uber profile I was forced (by boredom) to scroll those hallowed pages in search of greater news on lesser fortunates.
Nothing so much.

It has been suggested that Lance Armstrong is JUST NOW a person of interest in the federal doping investigation…Lance promptly responds by buying up shares in stale pancakes and stuffs FREE samples in the agape mouths of stunned cycling fans!

Trek introduces three new (concept) bikes that are pure EDGE.  The meglocorporation even utilizes reclaimed lumber (for displays) in a completely solid attempt to make them seem more counter and less conglomerate…sorry Gary, not a signature to be seen…wrong series maybe?

Then a little something less predictable, something most interesting.

PAUL BRODIE in conjunction with the University of the Fraser Valley present: Melting Metal…a two week course…limited to 4 students…

Four?  Yes because three or less would sound pretentious.

Might it be possible to get sample tubing from True Temper for diSSent (Fe) Mk.ii by then?

Well TOM?

What do you know…(FE)’s available? http://fb.me/w0FMuLcu

And that’s the nows major headline bumper…sorry DICKY we intended to wax all poetic about aging racer-types…retiring when you should have…delusion based performance and other age related phalics on a count of your big 50.

Instead, I found this on a quick search, right click, save as…presto.

That is all.

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
Effective immediately the Misfit Psycles diSSent (Fe) project is ON HOLD.

• No new orders will be taken
• All deposits for ‘indeterminate-delivery‘ have already been refunded*
• Existing orders will be fulfilled as expeditiously as circumstances allow

* Not sure if you are an existing order or indeterminate, if you placed an order and received a refund, you are the latter NOT the former.

OFFICIAL STATEMENT:
Due to unforeseen and unresolved issues with fabrication we are unable to provide delivery of this product within a timeframe that meets the reasonable expectations of our cliental or reflects the reputation(s) of all parties involved.

Those souls with a confirmed order should expect notice shortly, some lame not good-enough attempt on my part to intelligibly outline recent discussions with True North and our combined intentions for future fulfillment.

TRANSLATION:
Shit got fucked up at True North.
They have done everything in their power to correct and adjust in accordance with the shit but sometimes the shit you see isn’t all the shit there actually is and the more you try to fix the visible shit, the more other shit rises to the top…regrettably batch production for Misfit Psycles is just not a priority at this time.

RESPONSE AND ACTION:
At first I was all;

Then I was all;

And I really don’t know what that means.

Disappointment abounds.
So much so, this mornings great contribution to t-shirtdom remains caption’less.

• may LEPPER be with you
• i can’t be his father
• the LEPPER is strong with this one
• meh
• fuck you son
• rebel bitches
• we will bring peace to the categories
• show me your death star and I’ll show you mine

As you can see…failure is the flavour du jour.

Take this motherfuckers.

Now try to imagine them more finished.

Because in all likelyhood I will not finish them.
Not much more then this that is.
Finishing isn’t my thing.

In so much as I have a thing.

Joyride tonight.

Last evening was evening five of LADIES NIGHT and instalment two of LADIES SKILL CAMP.
This begs two important questions.

1) By targeting those of the XX has Joyride inadvertently made Monday the new wing night for those of the XY?

2) With Auntie Shannon at the helm (the skills camp) will we see an end to the formation of FLY-LINES at  Albion Hills?

In further digressive news, an unconfirmed rumour has it that ex-semi-pro-quasi-downthrill-race-participant Dan may be up for going down at 150 this weekend.

Take that for what it’s worth and more.

All we know is that Dan et al moved closer FIRST and now pummels Thad to the Court.
By multiple inches!

Son, by son I mean Thad in that southern-like-father-to-you way, it’s not the thought that counts.