After much adieu (which is French for nothing in this case), letters of note have been sent to the finalists in the Misfit Psycles Influencer Initiative. Each applicant considered should have received an email with instructions for their personal discount code and some other rambling garbage I had on my mind at the time. What was NOT stated in the email was that I have yet to turn off the ...
In an (n)ever going attempt to keep the neon lights alit, Misfit Psycles is pleased to announce product and promotional expansion: Ghetto Cozies: BUY NOW. Genuine, custom, disposable, one-of-any-kind beer and spirit (or other barbiturate) concealers. Available exclusively at www.psyclestore.com, each and every Ghetto Cozy is hand drawn by hand exclusively for profit and self amusement (not entirely in that order). Promotional cozies of other sorts are ...
How's about this... NEW diSSent ALC-B frames, 650$ plus shipping. In-stock (that is sizes and colours) ONLY. Sorry folks, discount does NOT apply to NEW diSSent ALC (chain only) frames. That works out to 225 off SRP. Dealer? Appropriate dealer discounts available to match...but you have to email your orders...still...because... BUY NOW: http://goo.gl/T1h7l
Twelve bars. Seven hours. One street. All the excess you can handle. Saturday December 15, 2012. Roncesvalles, Toronto. We (now) have a map: If you've done this before. You know the drill. If this is your first time. You'll learn for next year.
If you only do one thing today, BUY SOMESHIT. If you can muster two things today, BUY THATSHIT, and then, WATCH THIS; YES. That is one tHom (silent but pretentious H) Parsnips appearing at 1:53. At 3:01. Blake (can I sit with the adults tonight) Harlan. Beyond that. That, what little it is, was the better part of the day. Distractions and asides included.
Not unarguably the single greatest initiative in the hallowed history of Corporate Psycles, the Life-Like High Definition 3D launch Announced Yesterday has been nothing short of a ball park buster. Virtually all those that read the release, read the release in it's partiality. So popular was the release that I have asked myself two very important questions; "how in the world did you, you, come up with such a plan ...
Misfit Psycles is pleased to confirm that it has, through radical spin and incredible thinking, taken the cycling world hostage, stripped it bare, urinated on several small rags, wrapped those rags to an equal number of metal clamps, wired electricity (from a non-grounded source) to each of the clamps, attached the metal clamp wet rag combos to the industries exposed nipples and other fragile parts, turned on the electricity until ...
Read all* about the new olde diSSent Fe.ii on PSYCLELABS. * all mostly being an overly used and glorified word to infer completion or entirety...what I mean to say is...it's more than has been said in a long time.
Remember when the arrival of MBAction was the highlight of your cycling week? Of course not. Aside from the ad-surplus there was. Nothing. Ever. But. In the interest of my (future) personal and corporate fortunes, I must at least suggest, surely it's better now. One of the cornerstones that rubbed me all kinds of wrong was the Pros' Bikes bi-fold: Inaccessible. Expensive. Generally quirky as fuck (left handed double inverted ...
The Anti-Race came. The Anti-Race went. Well it went indeed. Not that there's anything wrong with that. There are photos of this years WINNER this years LOSER and everyone in between. In accordance with the solitary Del-Stalk policy, images are pending approval and destruction. Later and another day we will discuss my Anti-Race FRANKEN-BELT bike of warranty and spares bin excellence. I'd love to say it performed flawlessly. The FRANKEN-BELT ...
Last minute preparations near one of two terminations. Completion. Complete abandonment. From the completed files. Anti-Prizes have been purchased and are now fully allocated. Some new, some olde categories: ANTI-WINNER. The person who most and best exemplifies anything and everything losers hate about winners. ANTI-LOSER. This person clearly is mostly and totally oblivious to the fact that the Anti-Race is/does/has ever in fact happen(ed). LAPDOG CALLOUT. A ...
The stats for the upcoming edition of AntiRace and DelStalk are becoming evident. ANTI RACE START: Main village parking lot @ 12:00 October 22 Specifics beyond are for the moment. There will be people. There will be riding. When complete. There won't be t-shirts. If there were. There would be much more attendance. With or without luck, there are odds we won't be invited back. Much like FIREHALL PIZZA. After two sessions, no ...
October 22 and the 20 eleven Limited Edition of DELSTALK and ANTIRACE are nearly upon us. Registration is completely optional and without necessity, this unvent will happen with or without anyone in attendance, however, it would be nice to know if there are going to be enough zero plates. Confirm here and there: ANTIRACE. DELSTALK. Meanwhile a phone rings at 4Print... Peter: < bbbbrrrrrrriiiinnnnngggg >. Dave: What, Peter Keiller? Peter: Ho, ho. ...
It would seem that, despite mine own validation, repetition and incredibly strong opinions, proper experts continue to harbour the belief that the Misfit Psycles approach to customer neglect is not correct and entirely the wrong. MY CASE IN POINT. The latest article to offend my wallet appeared in MISC Magazine. I encourage you, as an interested party, if you are in fact interested, to purchase this publication - despite being ...
Seth Godin always provides an interesting read. Typically it's wonderful stuff, stuffs that a more motivated me would certainly and possibly consider more closely. Having acknowledged a lack of practical follow-through-edness I think even Seth hiseth would commend the way that I have acknowledged, embraced and exploited my (numerous) weakness (weaknii) and moved onwards without entirely much intent. The topic of his that stirred sharpie to paper concerns CORPORATE STRUCTURE. ...