Really big plans for the 2009 Psycle Pseason have been in the works for some time.  
The better part of 2008.
At this rate, potentially into 2010.

In what is possibly the worst kept secret in cycling, the Misfit Psycles Corporation of puppy rescuing HOPE, has been pitching a tent in hopes of including a MARGINAL CYCLING CELEBRITY endorsement. 

While this juice initially had readers reaching for Jergins and bursting at the seams…it seems that the perpetual on-again off-again on-again off-again and “why can’t they just come out of the closet” nature of the drama is losing it’s luster.

Regular readers of the LIESNSHITE column are beginning to express their indifference and (in some cases) hostility towards this distraction:

• “!!!” 
  Anonymous
• “Unless you want to find yourself in a container at the bottom of the Gulf, leave MY Dick(y) alone”  
  Grant ‘Goodfella’ Castle, TN 
• “If he goes THERE (name and link removed to promote suspense), he will wallow and fester until his soul dies of creative suffocation”  
  Anonymous
• “I bought a handlebar from you, that’s $20, now piss off”  
  Thad Huffington, TN
• “You are so good to him, so good FOR him, if he hurts you – I’ll be there”  
  Michael Ball, NY 

With the recent and inexplicable rise in the popularity of Professional Pillow Fight Leagues, the marketing department of Misfit Psycles has a solution.
Actually, in a typical display of indecisive divisiveness, the corporation has plastered the walls with a few ingenious ways this could play out , without declaring a preference.

The great and powerful CORPORATION could battle directly with THEM (name and link once again removed to promote suspense – them being the dirty sluts of the other company, trying to steal our food stamps):
 
Note:  Stock google image of really hot naturally beautiful me (with great personality)  fighting a much more expensively made up siliconed model with better taste was not available.

OR.
We could let Dicky’s fan base decide at their next convention (giggle giggle, Missfits, giggle giggle Jabba the Bike…ohh Leia, do you have your phaser set to stun?):
 

OR.
Dicky could actually talk it out with his fellow southern band of brothers…Abercrombie style (giggle giggle, remember Dick, we can wear titanium belt buckles and play ultimate fighter in the pits…ohh Dicky, your phaser mis-fired…):
 

OR.  
Hypothetically speaking.  The CORPORATION could get down and dirty theyselves and persuade the Dickster, ONE MORE LAST TIME:
 
Note:  Let us, for a moment, say that the fellow recoiling in real-time slo-mo could be Dicky.  And that that’s me (wearing the latest in SHIEK HOODIE) with the orange bag of bricks.

Only time will tell.
Either way THE END IS NEAR.  

Stay tuned!

NOTE:  Tuesday we finalize details of the Misfit Psycles:

HOLIDAY HANGOVER HULLABALOO! 

I hope you booked ALL of Sunday the 21st off…dead…
If this isn’t the funniest clip I’ve ever youbitubed, you’re stupid. 

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