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Fix it Up

Wandering a KCMO grocery I was reminded of something.

I used to collect L’Eggs eggs.

L'eggs

I don’t remember why or what for but I do remember that I took them from my grandmother.
Was that wrong?

As a result of things, Albion is temporarily closed to mountain biking.

For at least this week, we’ll get a taste of what life would be like without it.

I already feel like a regular cycling mortal.
The mostly average, generally unfortunate sort, that has to drive to ride.

Of course, this is bad.

Included and impacted by the closure, the Tuesday Fun Series is (obviously) canceled (tentatively and hopefully ONLY) this week.

But, this is also good.

The necessary repairs will be made.  Better, stronger, faster.
Probably not exactly and entirely, but, certainly better then it is.

Get this.

If you aren’t a total mindless tool…

You can help.

10am Saturday June 27th
Albion Hills Conservation – Chalet
RSVP directly to sean@chicoracing.com

MTBR digitals here if you’d rather that format.

Chico racing is looking for some 50 bodies to help reign in the repercussions of this weekends encroachment.  Training not required.

Note: Please stay home if you’d rather waggle fingers.  Contrary to what your chatroom pals say, no one likes you.

That is all today.

We start BRECK discussions another day.

Look for further riveted insight into the deeply depths of just how we will finish (over) preparing for altitude and extreme exposure to the ELEMENTS.

Our flight leaves CANADA DAY.
Coincidence?

No.
Stupid question.

4 Responses to “Fix it Up”

  1. Biggie Says:

    Ugh.

    You are attempting to lead an Empire. You should be telling stories of crushing throats with thumb and index finger. Perhaps you could mock other, more futile, attempts at global domination.

    Instead, you come clean about collecting L’eggs eggs? I’m going back to The Young and the Restless…

    Hey, do you think that would work on a hairy ass?

  2. Lee Says:

    I’m busy Saturday. No really, I am. Gotta work at the indoor park. Otherwise I’d be there. I’ll let the rest of my team know though, they are all fatter than me, and therefore caused more trail damage than I did.

  3. Mr. Monster Says:

    Hey, I used to collect those too! I used them as escape pods for my sister’s dollhouse.

  4. Mysty Says:

    Mr. Monster played with dolls? WHAT!?

    I can’t believe Peter stole from grandma…lol

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