Only In America
As the Empire continues it’s march towards global dominance travel becomes less inevitable and more unavoidable.
Just like it ever was, but more justified.
Travel to exotic and exciting locales such as Fayetville TN, Kansas City MO or (where I say I am now) the Appalachian Trail always lead to some brilliant (and too occasionally) startling reminders of just how similarly different we the nations are.
Such travel requires a supersaturated ability to adapt and conform.
Such travel requires flexibility and patience when dealing with local native types and their customs.
Once I am able to put aside the massive monster portions of everything I shouldn’t eat I must accept the FACT that my caffeine addiction WILL suffer.
Mock Tim Horton’s if you must, but I would kill a baby today (doesn’t matter much to me) for a cup of coffee NOT brewed 8 hours ago OR 3′ from the shitter.
One serving. ONE.
Next up, more caffeine.
I do not like creme in my coffee Sam I am…I particularly do not like zinc dust in my coffee.
SILICONE DICKYHIDE?
The do-it-myselfer oft travels to the local trading post to procure some of the comforts of home and most sensible food type sources.
I am not certain that there is an American alive that knows what 1.75LTR’s are.
I am not certain that LTR is a valid unit of measure.
I am certain that THAT is a big Jack.
That is a good price for a Jack that big.
Do as the box says…get a handle…walk on by…
June 25th, 2009 at 20:30
Damn foreigner… 1.75LTR is American for Big Bottle of Booze.
And incidentally, “LTR” without the 1.75 in front of it means nothing here.
Now, about those forks!
June 25th, 2009 at 20:47
I see that you’re a Body Shop man with much product – bald head rub, tender face skin cream, anti-hemorrhoid paste . . . all made with sea weed mulch and tea tree oil. Toughen up buttercup – you got a six day stage race in a wee while.
Al-kee-hall is the devil’s elixir.
June 26th, 2009 at 07:44
amazingly I did encounter a Tim Horton’s while on my ways down to Fort Mitchell, KY two years past … coffee wasn’t too bad … twas better than truckstop coffee anyday… Now I hate to know what they used for cream…