The Misfit Psycles Corporation has a long history of genuine self inflicted awesomeness.

This, our very own brand of awesomeness, is an awesomeness that we are all too willing to share.

As we give, we continually go above and beyond.  Up up and away for those in need and (especially) for those that would rather we didn’t.

Acted as an intermediary for an international camera smuggling ring.

Attempted to instill ‘justice’ during the BRECK blogtest.

Tried to find an unemployed pal some work.

Authenticated the TEAM specifically to add some legitimacy to the whole OCA thing.

Hunted high and low, Scott’s Almost Authentic Begy COASTERS.

With today’s shipments, alone in the dark, there was time to muse about the general grumpiness (perhaps) exuded of late (people not filling in orders correctly, crappy coupons, busy Septembers, under wearables in the inbox etc).

Still a bit grumpy, and admittedly none the remorseful, there was (however) a tinge of generosity that began to bubble forth.

They say his heart grew three times that day.

With a flurry and a flutter I flipped through the contents of my desk.

One lucky recipient will be pleasantly surprised by some additional contents in their package from Dingle;

A veritable dervish of humanity and generosity.

Following each and every trip south I file the complete contents of my pockets into a folder cleverly marked ‘US America‘.
This includes foreign monies and my passport, for safe keeping, until the next trip.

Well I thought what’s a few singles between friends?

Dear America,
All of your currency is (looks) the same.
Please change this.
Soon.
Signed,
Continually Confused.

Money WAS NOT sent.

Generous YES.
Foolish.  NO.

As Harlan took me for these tickets back in July I (naturally) assumed that I had long since lost…rather, I had HOPED that the recipient would maybe have better luck with them then I did.

When the fell into the box, I noticed the draw date, October 10.
Yoink!
No.  Someone can have some better luck with these tickets on the 11th.

One skull pencil.
With almost pristine erasure.
It made the box.

One genuine authentic forgery coaster.

Scott no longer wanted this one.  Just the other day, by complete surprise, Cristina offered to replace the replacement coasters.
With REAL ones.
Like she did initially once before, before some asshole stoled them from under my wallet and camera.

See for yourself;
SCROLL DOWN (actual email removed).

Okay so now the recipient is becoming obvious…

Mr. Just Send Me What I Ordered.

One COD COG in 16 teethes, just like he paid for so many moons ago.

And the winner of todays desk cleaning is;

Marsoupyall.

With that the parcel was farted at, (not in as that would constitute a federal offense), sealed then dropped at the post office.

BUY SOMETHING TODAY.
We’ll be glad you did.

As an added bonus, the next three orders get ONE FREE singlespeed wallet.

NOTE UN: 100$ off (INSTOCK) diSSent (Al)’s continues until September 30.

NOTE DEUX: Delivery on THESE frames is currently 72hrs thanks to the resultant backlog.

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