diSSent availability or thereabouts.
LAST DAY OF THE 100$ OFF SALE
That is to say that you can enjoy ONE HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS OFF the price of INSTOCK dissent (Al) frames until 23:59:59 September 30.
Coupon Code: dissent100
DEPOSIT DEFUNCTED* – diSSent (Fe) OPENING
That is to say that you can jump the shark, pass go and MOVE DIRECTLY TO THE FRONT OF THE WAITING LIST.
All you have to do is ensure that your 250$ deposit clears.
TWO diSSENT (Fe)’s AVAILABLE.
* Not entirely without heart, those with failed deposits were not ejected in entirety but simply moved to the NEXT** batch***.
** Scheduled for EARLY December.
*** Next batch is approaching 50% pre-sold****. Holiday rush no doubt.
**** NO. The next batch is NOT only two frames wide. Ass.
To clarify and be more precise.
The next TWO diSSent (Fe) orders will replace those unfortunate souls with bounced deposits. THIS BATCH IS SCHEDULED TO GO UNDER FLAME THIS WEEK for delivery in early October.
Don’t delay, operators are standing by, we cannot hold this offer much longer…
BUY THE GENUINE ORIGINAL MOST AWESOME diSSent (Fe) today.
Your frame will be an actual defacto replica of the one used in DURANGO COLORADO at the SSWC 2009.
The very same one that proceeded to DESTROY Team Dicky: Uber Pro Racer-Type Persona and professional cyclist for MOOTS CYCLES.
