DelStalk and AntiRace 2009
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
SEE THE LEPPER
MEET TEAM SPEED
Details are available HERE.
Updates, maps and all kinds of other shite will be added or subtracted as it comes up.
Or is blowed up.
Of course you already knew all of that.
Lettuce assume you aren’t one of those lazy self centered ‘I’m not up to speed on all things Misfit’y like you are’ assfaces that hadn’t already seen the newly installed link in the side-bar.
LEGAL SMATTERINGS AND ABSOLUTIONS:
THIS EVENT IS 100% CONFIRMED.
There will be NO rain date. NO snow date. NO alternate date date.
THIS EVENT IS NOT AN OCA EVENT
It is just a ride.
There are no waivers, we don’t need waivers, why would we need waivers?
THIS EVENT IS NOT TEAM MISFITPSYCLES EVENT
It’s just a ride.
On this ride, you are on your own, you are just riding.
And if you should become injured or blown up or loose an arm or dead or imprisoned or consumed by a ravenous Hannem, you will MAY be better for the experience but entirely on your own.
Should you cut in front of me, torment me with your thread bare spandex, invert mid-crash and land on the back of your skull concussing yourself until you are out out out, you are on your own.
We also made a poem for the occasion, to appease our less-English audience:
C’est la vie.
Je m’appelle Guy.
et Je suis a tree.
Le tee hee.
What else?
Ideas for festivities are being considered. THE Mark Lepper submitted this.
The Town of Collingwood declined to comment on access to suitable basketbawlin’ facilities.
A representative for Misfit Psycles was, however, provided an emergency number to contact authorities in the event of an actual emergency.
KIDS, STAY IN SCHOOL!
October 24th, 2009 at 00:32
I will attend this anti-race/pub crawl provided the pub crawl is a pub ride. I haven’t broken any bones performing drunken nose wheelies in, Christ! five years now ( maybe more ). An alcohol+bike+witnesses injury is long overdue.
October 24th, 2009 at 09:03
I fear another dented rim… Good thing Lepper’s coming – as long as he brings his truing stand!
I’m looking forward to meeting Team Speed. I’ve heard a lot about them and their legendary oub-crawling abilities. ;)
October 24th, 2009 at 09:04
Doh. I meant pub. I fear what oub-crawling might mean. Especially if Del’s involved.
October 24th, 2009 at 09:10
SAD NEWS
From the email of THE Mark Lepper;
“Yeah… it looks like it’ll be Korea now. And yep, same weekend…”
Going to see the OTHER Mark Leeper no doubt.
THIS WILL impact registration.
October 24th, 2009 at 09:49
Oh nos!
October 25th, 2009 at 20:46
F….you live way too far away. Will see if I can figure something out but I don’t have high hopes. Save some energy for Punk Bike.
October 26th, 2009 at 05:19
alas yon psycho, i will be RUNNING the mountain bike trails in moab that weekend. too bad!
October 27th, 2009 at 14:29
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