Somewhat so and so surprisingly, even a little bit to my amazement, the launch and declaration October 23rd for this years DelStalk-AntiRace 2009 has been the hip-hop-hottenest tropic* at LIESNSHITE.

* DelStalk and yes, some asshole freak-o’s continued obsession with; slave leia, pillow fight and leia porn

Impressive digits like links, clicks, dabs and inappropriate screen touching would all tend to indicate that this years event promises to be a mega-winner.

Mega-Winner:  The kind of FTW feeling that could only come from an 8 digit powerball jackpot, the subsequent 18 hour cocaine and hooker powered real-state/stock buying frenzy that culminates in the eventual admission that none of your numbers actually matched.

Even if winning is verboten.

In addition to all the photoshoppe pomp that the Empire can muster, many of the world’s upstream media outlets are now covering this prodigious celebration.

FAWK’S NEWS:

“These backwards communistal socio-cyclists of the frozen state of Canada are essentially deplorable and smell of pine.
Their behavior is ordinarily of the morally weak ilk.  They exude  perverse and unAmerican behaviors that, in events like this, this Anti-Thing, are magnified 6 score and 7 fold.  Organizers reward half-hearted efforts and intentional failures with stupidly splashed t-shirts and idiomoronical stickers.
FUCKTHESCENERY…No, you shut-up I say.
This lecherous event MUST be stopped.

If it is NOT, stopped, by us, REAL American type peoples, your children will die of tongue cancer.”
Bill O’Reilly

PEDAL MAGAZINE:

This is from the front page splash of PEDALMAG.COM (Canada’s Cycling Mag).
The original cut and paste broadcast is HERE.

Front Page?  Whoa that it is and huzza for the understated.
Sadly, editors for Pedal evidentially elected NOT to add a commentary or (more importantly) endorsement for the DelStalk/AntiRace un-event.

Implicit to this omission and by means of implication,  yours me’lly will be the solitary columnist of fact for the final synapse and un-official exposition.

MTBIKING.CA:

Slightly less prestigious and non-the-less commititory, MTBIKING.CA was also kind enough to include DelStalk/AntiRace 2009 on their EVENTS PAGE.

You were expecting more?

The question I have that must be answered.

What the what is wrong with Canadian Cycling Websites?
I mean that in the nicest, most observatory way…

RANDOM FIND:

And now for something less relatable.

CHOP SHOP.

Why PSYCLESTORE doesn’t look like that is beyond me.  (exhibit a)
I say again.
Why PSYCLESTORE doesn’t look like that is beyond me.  (exhibit b)
With feeling.
Why PSYCLESTORE doesn’t look like that is beyond me!  (exhibit c)

Sometimes this is the unintentional duplicity triplocity that makes writing such a wonderful thing.

(exhibit a) Why, oh why, is not mine own PsycleStore so grande?
(exhibit b) A site of that magnifico is well beyond my incapacities as a site builderer.
(exhibit c) When Tom acted as compitant-de-facto on the PsycleStore rework, why didn’t he assist in providing The Empire with a store of this equality?

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