Model-Years and Dropping-Out
A funny thing happened on the way to the blog today.
Initially intended to be an informative.
A boring piece.
Brief and descriptive. For the purposes of educating, discussing, confusing and otherwise drifting to and fro.
A typical fodder.
‘Subtle as a rubber spoon‘ type marketing, devoted to the expressly undeclared purpose of emancipating plastic cash from the repressive confines of your ass pocket.
A public service.
The Topic: Misfit Psycles diSSent (Al) Mk.iii
The be all to end all surrounding the status of the MisfitPsycles diSSent (Al), perhapsably the worlds greatest singlespeed 29er. Ever.
- MisfitPsycle corporate consideration of model years
- diSSent (Al) current Mk.i/Mk.ii inventory
- diSSent (Al) Mk.iii delivery dates
- diSSent (Al) Mk.# dropout comparison
Misfit Psycles DOES NOT produce products in MODEL YEARS.
Misfit Psycles produces products in BATCHES.
If all goes well and as intended each of the batches will be a direct copy, subtle modification or potential improvement over the previous*.
*This should not infer to imply that any one batch intentionally or actually obsoletes the former.
This is life. This is evolution.
A revolution in mass production, defiance of all that it is and shall represent.
Fight water with fire, co-opt the co-op, conform to defy…sell out but sell everything.
In sometime and with any luck, it might be all about planned obsolescence.
Cash for cans.
We aren’t there. Stay tuned.
Blog 101: One cannot discuss any topic under any circumstances without criss-posting, cross-pasting of alternative contents.
One could not, therefore, discuss model years without first searching out an appropriate model calender.
Blog 101: Make Google happy. Google likes Google. Use Google. Google will not disappoint.
Capable of magically categorizing, classifying and connecting users to the most best and basest of all that the triple w has to offer.
Regression as innovation.
Carefully formulated and fortified with binary vitamins.
Google may not always provide users with exactly what they were looking for.
Instead, it always provides them with what they needed to find.
Case in point.
Two. Words.
Vic. Tory.
As if publicly reading it ‘for the articles‘ and purchasing the calendar (a calendar that one should never hang ironically) wasn’t enough.
Actually that, copulated with novelty soap is all anyone really needs to have in their desk drawer.
Thumbs up.
Out of time.
So, the (actual) intended topics…in 7 seconds or less.
- Mk.i available in SMALL only
- Mk.ii available in EXTRA LARGE only
- Mk.iii NOT released – QC issues
- diSSent (Al) dropout comparison can be found in unabashed, undiluted entirety HERE.
Furthermore.
Coupon code dissent100 has been re-activated and extended until October 31.
$101.01 off in stock diSSent (Al)
October 29th, 2009 at 13:49
Funny you bring up girls in corpses now. I mean today, now. It will relate to a post I do later today with a photo I now have stored in my camera of a Denver Club, yes as in that kind of club. It relates so fully that I want to steal that picture for my own self glorification(not to be confused with gratification).
Read your emails or search for mine alone…It all relates to the most awesome Dissent Fe ever!
October 29th, 2009 at 17:06
Meh. Fork hugh.
October 29th, 2009 at 17:31
What you MEAN Big is, ForcHugh…
As for Vile MGE!…I do not know. If I did, I would deny it.
October 29th, 2009 at 21:05
When’s the release? Do Hugh have Hugh sweating his butt off making them around the clock?
October 29th, 2009 at 21:42
They are available with diSSent (Fe) purchase ONLY for now…
October 30th, 2009 at 10:02
Mc. (Fe) FTW!
BTW, did you see the OTHER soap on that page. Gosh! My eyes!
October 30th, 2009 at 10:09
Subtle Mr Monster, subtle like a fox.
Mc…nioce!