DelStalk One More Thing
The Anti-Race began exactly as planned, 15 or more minutes late and shy three riders (evidently intentionally lost in the village).
Turn-out was stellar.
Perhaps, 2 stellar.
27 all-told. 23 Assumed. 25 plates.
27>23. 25>23. 27>25.
27-25=2, two riders forced to compete sans assiette.
One particular attendee (who was OBVIOUSLY given a plate) was much more then a merely pleasant surprise.
This photo was not altered, corrected or otherwise enhanced.
That blinding beam scorching wee Tom about the eyes is as real as Christmas.
Despite word that THE Lepper had dropped all of Korea for Collingwood, local attendance (on the parade route) was dismal.
Words could describe the 4-0k that followed.
If you weren’t there, and some of you weren’t, words you will not get.
Maybe two words. THE. BEST.
Without consideration.
The 2009 edition of the AntiRace was the best ride EVER ridden on ANY November 14th – OF ALL TIME.
Then. Like that. The AntiRace was over.
Right there in the parking lot.
The same lot in which it started.
The AntiRace had come. And gone.
Just then. Just like that.
DelStalk began.
Presenting…DelStalk…the pictorial.
Note: Yes, I DID keep my word Scott. I took NO DelStalk photos…this original may or may not be courtesy of Bab Nicholson.
In order:
Sorry I couldn’t think of something insulting for everyone in the photo…truth is Tom’s lazer beams took longer than planned.
Out.
November 16th, 2009 at 22:54
not one fucking photo of me, not one
un-fucking-acceptable
not one fucking photo of the pinkest FE diSSent ever built and ridden
also unacceptable
I will remember the toast, 17 minutes late mind you
bestest ride this fall
cheers
November 16th, 2009 at 23:44
wait a minute… why no photos? Scott actually said no photos? and you listened to him? geez man, you are losing it…
so what? whatever happens and DelStalk stays at DelStalk?? LOL!!!
November 17th, 2009 at 08:39
BR – i felt no obligation to post a photo of you walking the best bike ever built. none.
then when you left DelStalk EARLY…well that was about all i needed.
November 17th, 2009 at 10:24
Seeing the LEPPER arrive was like the return of the Lion King. No wonder it was such a sunny beautiful day.
November 17th, 2009 at 11:11
Godzilla Eyes made me smirk, but Matt Spock evoked an honest-to-goodness laugh out loud. Well played, Peter.
November 18th, 2009 at 23:50
Loved the captions, particular fav was … jjjjizzz in my pants…
Peter, you should write for hallmark.
Def the best ride of 09! Thanks for the epic event!
December 8th, 2009 at 14:05
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