Country of Origin Quiz
It is a locally know fact that potential products considered for inclusion in Psycledom evolve in an entirely juvenile, yet, totally patentable process.
This process is nothing short of brilliant in its simplicity.
Mere twinklings begin as crayola scribbles.
Scribed in an intense fury of inspiration and glory on bar napkins or the back of past due notices.
Ideally, the process would end here.
Sitting quietly, content, admiring the vibrant colours and lofty lines…failure now, is unpossible.
Despite accusations to the contrary, this IS a business.
Only the most coherent (and potentially world ruling) of those can move on.
Those need to be traced in real ink and a rough design considered.
Often this is where the process comes to a grinding halt.
Pie in the sky and super sublime, sometimes, just aren’t viable.
If the design can be completed, a proto-type is procured.
Once, twice…onwards to either production or destruction.
At each and every step there are a number of factors that are consciously being considered.
They range from the bloody obvious to the irrelevant.
Many have not been included in order to secure a measure of professionalitism.
- Use (der)
- Market (genre and focus)
- Volume (potential – existing/new)
- Pricing
- Competition
- Production (viability, quality control, lead time)
- Distribution
- Country of Origin
From time to time a perfectly viable product doesn’t make it through the entire process and lays dormant.
Sometimes forever.
Sometimes recurring with regularity only to be supressed for a later date.
Think some form of monstery mash criss cross type thing…
Even production products are reviewed on an individual basis…from time to time and regularly.
Like this morning.
No word on which, why or what. Everything is being considered and nothing at all.
Many of the factors listed and most of the factors excluded have little decisive impact in the minds of consumers.
Meaning outside standard, normal, parameters.
This isn’t bicycle science.
While there is a portion of the MTBR set that would purchase heated floral scented O2 cylinders (as a mineral oil hydraulc substitute) based on the recommendation of some upthousand poster/mod with clerical healing powers (and a rad fact(b)log).
Niner can have these people.
Fortunately, most people consider use, need, reputation and pricing fairly methodically.
The kind of methodically a business model can consider.
Mostly predictably. Usually unemotionally.
So. Considering the relative success of the diSSent (fe).
Relative being a qualifier of course, the single largest ‘issue’ is an inability to produce them fast enough.
And. Considering the amount of inane finishing and prep that takes place on the diSSent (al), combined with the happy vibes coming from shirts, hoodies and jerseys all ALSO manufactured locally…
Is country of origin THAT important?
Certainly it is.
In order to be THAT it must be.
Just how BIG is THAT.

All of these initiatives (partnering with True North and Axis Gear and in-house finishing) result in a product that COSTS significantly MORE then outsourcing of same.
We could do that you know.
Maybe everything should be local?
Maybe nothing?
ForcHugh and paint options are hereby delayed until morrow.
















November 25th, 2009 at 11:00
Contemplating an Al monstercross bike from BC are we?
Track bikes are the next big thing (minus the hipsters). Just wait for the velodrome… Mind you, it is in Hamilton, so will probably be all mobbed up and fall apart in seconds.
November 30th, 2009 at 14:36
Just to go with your wonderfully cynical blog entry I thought this “Buy my stuff” add fit perfectly. Market via others sites even better. I think all you guys need one of my wonderful Singlespeed mug’s for the lighter days…
Travel mug:
http://www.zazzle.com/broken_i_heart_singlespeed_travel_mug-168709157779584142
Conventional mug:
http://www.zazzle.com/broken_i_heart_singlespeed_mug_2-168524422582562957
Or just tell me where to go :)
December 5th, 2009 at 01:03
Nevermind the track bikes, Eggman is wrong (sorry, but he is). “Hipsters” are considering eventually purchasing cross bikes, but only after they are done growing their beards and getting more knuckle tattoos. Once you ( read: the Empire ) finally get around to building (and selling) cross bikes, I can throw out that Fuji cross bike I won (whoot! whoot!), at which point it will become a “vintage” cross bike, and your brand need not be concerned with hipsters lusting after your product, as it will be too new, and therefore, not genuine or vintage enough for those greasy expletive deletededs.