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The ULTIMATE Cyclist’s Gift Guide

Ultimate Gift Guide: ULTIMATE MEGA WINNER!

Here it is.

Alluded to way back on the 11th and arriving at a generitable climax on the 23rd.

On this the eve of the day on whom you are supposed to present, may we introduce the most incredible, most sought, most durable, usable and prudent of ALL cycling like things.

Single Speed Wallet – MISFIT PSYCLES – 3.29$

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Super salient clear-like colouring ensures optimal performance and increased visibility of wallet contents.
BE AWARE: The single speed wallet MAY become invisible in the event that it is left empty on a flat surface for a prolonged period.

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The expounding 4″x6″ size is large enough for the things you need and small enough to be transported hither and dale.

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Just how versatile?  Depends on your definition.  Testers at Corporate Psycles gave this product an incredible 3 ranking.

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Include a cell phone during workable hours and bingo, you have a tax-avoidable expense.

Made from genuine and irreplaceable fair trade plastic.  The sturdy 2mm sidewalls will hold your goodies snug and keep them wetness free for the life of the wallet.
A slip-slide zip-lockable top will secure the belongings within the baggie until such a time that they are needed.

Interchangeable, transformable, affordable, durable and totally sheik the Singlespeed Wallet from Misfit Psycles is this years most ULTIMATE and MEGA winner of the Cyclist’s Gift Guide, 2009.

HOORAY people.  Rejoice and embrace.

Most of all,

Merry Christmas Bitches!

5 Responses to “The ULTIMATE Cyclist’s Gift Guide”

  1. Mysty Says:

    Merry Christmas Parker, I prefer Biatch… speaking of biatches… where’s my decals Ho…

  2. Peter Says:

    biatch is far to impersonal for this here season.

  3. Peter Says:

    and your fucking decals have been done for weeks.
    sitting unused as they were rushed to promote some STFU’edness on here…then…nothing…
    “they’re done” i said.
    “can’t today” you said.
    der.

  4. Unglued Says:

    What colour are mysty’s decals. If she doesn’t pick them up, they might look nice on my bike….

  5. Mysty Says:

    I’ll come and get them… and you never told me when … so there…

    FYI: u said they would be done today, then nothing…

    easy there Unglued… they are mine, I am going to get them this week!

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