Joyride One50 was the recipient of some notable (pre-sensible-hour) press yesterday.

While the Court of Dingle slept, from 0600 to 0900, the park to end all parks played host to one of Toronto’s numerous roving hostii.
This is big.
Locally.

Specifically in North America’s LARGEST cycling market with a FUNCTIONATING Indoor Bike Park…

Particularly since the big-boy cameras the press used made for far better highlights then the ones Noah has been shooting from his Fisher Cam.

What does it mean to be on City TV?
Particularly Breakfast Television?

A lot.  This is big.  This is very good.

Not as big as say…mmmmm…being on the MOST EXCELLENT AND MIND EXPANDING DISCOVERY NETWORK.

Then again and perhaps, maybe someone in the Jay Arrgh won 5o marketing compartment just ran out of steam eerrr rather is working up to something big’sh like that….afterall…everybody knows smart people pedal too.

***In the interest of fair publicity far be it from me to establish a jaded parameter of comparison for the more out-of-town-viewers***

Still, City TV is a fine station.

And Breakfast TV provides just the kind of superficial day numbing analysis that todays public wants.

Yes, City and Breakfast Television did well by our favorite Summer’s family.
And that other family on the deed, the one that we occasionally forget about, the one comprised of a Sean and Sahara.

In the evenings City TV has The Bachelor and The Biggest Loser and Cougar Town…Breakfast TV has Kevin Frankish.
Whom, if not for kryptonite suspenders, would have been torn apart at the limbs many moons ago for crimes against humourity.

In a nut shell, despite our own intentions, we buy tabloids, we eat McDonalds.
And so what?
Just because City TV is to television what Danielle Steel is to literature what Cheetos is to nutrition what Cervelo is to mountain bikes and what Papyrus is to fonts, that’s fine.  It’s fine.  They’re fine.  Really.

Here is what BT has up:

JoyRide 150 Part 1

JoyRide 150 Part 2

There you have it.
And what you have is unmitigated unaltered undeniable proof that LESLIE SUMMERS ENCOURAGED (AND SUBSEQUENTLY HOUSED) HUNDREDS OF SUSCEPTIBLE AND PLIABLE SCHOOL AGED CHILDREN TO SKIP FIRST PERIOD AND THE LORDS GODDAMN PRAYER.

Despite this revelation (and impending investigation), you simply MUST book a weekend.

For the more foreign of you types, plenty of places to hide out:
ACCOMMODANTS

For the thirsty, Unionville is a nice escape from the bowels of Markham:
ACCELERANTS

For the more lonely of types, Markham is province-wide famous for providing plenty of (international) apres ride company.
ACCESSORANTS

Speaking of the cheap Nummers you needed…

Coupon code: JOYRIDE150 is NOW active.

150$ OFF frames*
60$ OFF forks

DUE TO CART LIMITATIONS ACTUAL DISCOUNTS ARE ACTUALLY BASED ON A 40% REDUCTION
That is to say, 154usd off frames and 64usd off forks.  You get the point of the 150…right?

Limited to in-stock Nummers frames and in-stock Nummers forks.

* First FIVE frames will ALSO receive a FREE Tank headset.

Good Buying.

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