A New Frame
Intentions would be to show off the new diSSent Alc.
The revelation an impending acclimation would undoubtedly bolstered pre-orders.
Instead, facts remain facts.
I’d rather lay about (motionless) for the remainder of the ‘off‘ season.
Sleeping on a bed of post-consumer recycled glass as my eyes are sucked out using starch-based drinking straws and packet of caramel dip.
To avoid contamination, the resultant sockets would then be filled with road salt and judgement by the disappointed children.
Then, in mid-April, I re-wake.
No promises.
Blackdrop and black powder.
What they didn’t explain at photo camp.
4lb 3oz – medium.
4lb 6oz – large.
Each of the diSSent grades will, in lieu of an actual (somewhat intelligible) identifying moniker, be appointed with it’s own graphic.
Rainbows, lightening bolts and disco balls.
Regrettably, the antediluvian laws of pictorial awesome (as dictated by the cyber-diplomic terms and conditions of my mock alma matter) do not allow for their combined usage.
Which is stupid.
Because we really need something big.
Glossy.
Confusing and exciting.
The only thing better than identifying monikers flinging poo is, of course, disco ball lightening strikes and their resultant rainbow prisms.
Stay tuned.
This 15 minutes of illustrator work should only take but a week.
