Quite possibly the most incredible Team of Exclusive Awesomeness in the WORLD (now with 30% more genuine international content).

Previous incarnations of your Misfit Psycles Team roster included fabulous pictures and detailed biographies of each and every rider.
With the Team now numbering a tight snap into genuine triple digitness, this kind of attention to detail is just NOT feasible.

All attempts will be made by the Empire to maintain the Provincial and National Team of Ontarismo.  

Short of promising such, there should be regular updates to their resulting results listed for each rider…riders lacking results or attempts at results will be ridiculed for such.

Regularly the Empire receives emails concerning Team MEMBERSHIP and even Team SPONSORSHIP.  
We have compiled a few of the more better and regular type questions. 

FA-Q TEAM MISFIT :

WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SPONSOR AND MEMBER?
Reality.
We have all lined up beside ’sponsored’ riders on the weekend.  

Most are obnoxious excuses for human beings, pathetic little souls that outrageously expounded their achievements to every manufacturer with an email address in hopes of a free t-shirt or first class tickets to HQ.
Most pay marginally less than SRP for the products they race.
Most are despised by the very manufacturers they ‘represent’.
Few are therefore actually ’sponsored’… 

Members are like-minded riders pledging partial spatial allegiance to and enjoying the comfort and rhetoric offered by the TEAM.  
Like air-miles, there is a reward for this kind of  ’loyalty’. 
MEMBERSHIPS. 

NOTE:  ANY PAID MEMBERS THAT WISH TO ACT LIKE TOOLS AND DECLARE PSYCLE ‘SPONSORSHIP’ TO JUSTIFY THEIR BLOG – MAY DO SO.  CHANCES ARE, NO ONE BUT YOUR MOM’S READING IT.

DO YOU SPONSOR RIDERS?
Yes.

WILL YOU SPONSOR ME?
No.  
Rather, if we haven’t already located YOU through our vast network of talent scouts you probably weren’t entertaining or fast enough.

Either way, the Empire won’t stop ANYONE from applying HERE.  Riders are encouraged to apply often.

NOW THAT I’M SPONSORED WHAT DO I GET?
Well you are less sponsored then you are a MEMBER.  
As a MEMBER the Empire guarantees; Prestige, glory and 10% off anything and everything in the Misfit Psycles catalog.

HOW CAN I, A SIMPLE RATTLESNAKE FARMER FROM KANSAS, BECOME A TEAM MEMBER? 
You can’t, we changed our mind.

SERIOUSLY DO YOU SPONSOR RIDERS?
No.

FOR REAL, YOU DON’T SPONSOR RIDERS?
Not really.
The Empire has in the past extended discounted discounts to riders who demonstrate adequate talent and an appropriate level of Misfit’ness in regions where their presence will  bolster sales on behalf of the Empire.

Unfortunately the Empire was declined charity status and is therefore required to make something of this enterprise to prevent starvation on the Court of Dingle…perhaps if we charged a little more to everyone else we could afford to give more away…?  

SO YOU WILL SPONSOR ME?
If you are REALLY interested in doing something ‘above and beyond‘ the marginal nothingness outlined above – don’t bother sending your race resume.

Send us a brief email detailing what you want and what you can offer…the Empire really doesn’t give a shite if you beat Billy-Bob at last years state XC championships if the Empire can’t tolerate the prospect of talking to you.  
Capiche?

CAN WE OPEN A TEAM MISFIT CHAPTER IN OUR TOWN?
Yes.  And we can help.
Groups or existing teams of five or more should contact the Empire – Memberships to groups will be discounted by 15%…and maybe some other stuff. 
Riders are EXPECTED to utilize Misfit Psycles products in their quest for singlespeed glory.

Such side-show Empires will be eligible for group purchases on frames and WILL include quasi-custom decals. 

WILL YOU JOIN OUR TEAM?
Your team sucks without us.  We have a team that doesn’t suck. 
Draw your own map.

AFTER WE BECOME TEAM MEMBERS, THEN WHAT?
You’ll just know.  
Y’know?

Remember that zen-like feeling they promised you before you tried single speed for the first time?  
Kind of like that without the revelation.

We would like to thank you in advance for considering the Misfit Psycles Empire for all of your TEAM and SPONSORSHIP needs.

Yours In Chargex,

 

The Management.