Twelve bars. Seven hours. One street. All the excess you can handle. Saturday December 15, 2012. Roncesvalles, Toronto. We (now) have a map: If you've done this before. You know the drill. If this is your first time. You'll learn for next year.
Because Snoop (that's what I call him) let's me follow him on Twitter...I get the Dog-Poop-Scoop. Just in time for the Hullaballoo. I can not say for certain that he'll be in attendance...but I will say that I can leave it at that. Bitches.
At least three bitches have peopled that the HULLABALLOO invitation is; Too large to print. Too colourful to print. Too aesthetically daunting to print. Too irresponsible to print. For those and anyone else, you may copy the following image to your smarter than you phone and use it for discounted entry to JoyRide150. GOOD ONLY FOR ENTRY TO THE HOLIDAY HANGOVER HULLABALLO. December 10 2010. FREE shirt for the ATTENDEE that successfully ...
What follows is very obviously a real and original actual (text) conversation that took place just the other day. When my service provider was AT&T... And I was up and responding at 8:51 am... And by some miraculous means the iphone was both ON and 100% charged... Feel free to guesstimate who the other party is. Meanwhile, Barlow has still been unable to confirm his attendance beyond his (usual) excuse ...
Imagine if you will... Winter weather has you running behind. Your commute, delivering you seven minutes later than normal. As soon as the transmission indicates 'park' you abandon your belongings and bolt out the door. It's already December. It could be any day, any day at all. You rush to the mail box, frantically pulling at your pockets for the keys. Sweaty and a lot excited you insert your key. ...
A morning bout of StupidiMe with regards to MobileMe is (temporarily) preventing a graphic representation of this years HOLIDAY HULLABALLO invitation... Your invitation (or facsimile therein) will provide you with reduced entry to JoyRide150. All in good time. All in, good time. A proper combination of event proximity and smaller small town life has put this us in a proper seasonal frame of mind. The THIRD edition of the Holiday ...
There are a number of things that must be discussed and confirmed PRIOR to everyone's most favourite American over extended holiday. For One: Super Awesome Friday of Mega Black Death. Just what in the fuck consuming mass quantities of things, things no one needed a mere twenty four hours prior, has to do with the slaughter of a million and one turkeys is beyond most. SAFoMBD, all what it is ...
With the (now temporary?) absence of the Winter W.O.W. we were free to attend he 106th Annual Toronto Santa Claus Parade... Being immersed in any densely populated public event can do wonders for your personal sense of superiority. And primal aggressions. There are just a few rules. I happily and dutifully comply with each. Individuals that bump, startle or otherwise impact any child shall be granted exactly 1 second (...
I planned on writing a this and that about the Anti-Race and Del-Stalk. I wrote, re-wrote, wee-wrote and rowed the boat. For 48 hrs I worked on something evasive and inconclusive. Some of that on this. To protect the innocent, afterall, the guilty have nothing to fear. Consideration for those that could be tainted by association. I'll wait here, You're crazy, Those vicious streets are filled with strays, You should have ...
Smash the picture with your mouse for less. That's it. I am exhausted.
Imagine for a moment you went to your mail box on this day. Something. Something special. Firmness. Everything you already knew. Now with 100% more certainty. MEET: JOYRIDE150 during business hours* (opening +-09:00) Saturday December 19, 2009 Come early, come late. *Park entry fees will apply. DEPART: JOYRIDE150 at or about 18:00 for calories in Unionville. Eat. Drink. Act someone else's age. NOTES: Gifts expected. Coasters offered in exchange.
Misfit Psycles Holiday Hullaballo Currently, ONLY the date is etched in stone. With specifics surrounding the GRANDE OPENING of the new most best bike park still in a more TO-BE holding pattern...details and scope of the Hullaballoo MAY change. Redundant Clarification: No. The Date will NOT change. That said this isn't overly complicated, there are ONLY two viable options. Option ONE: JoyRide 150 is OPEN to the public. The entirety (...