PSYCLE LABS: An Update!
Read all* about the new olde diSSent Fe.ii on PSYCLELABS. * all mostly being an overly used and glorified word to infer completion or entirety...what I mean to say is...it's more than has been said in a long time.
Read all* about the new olde diSSent Fe.ii on PSYCLELABS. * all mostly being an overly used and glorified word to infer completion or entirety...what I mean to say is...it's more than has been said in a long time.
It's been some time. Two weeks and a few. Depending on the content and context. Too long or not nearly so. Way back then (and with little to no justifiable cause) Misfit Psycles fantasmically exploded onto the back of (possibly) the worst unnovation in cycling since spandex in size large and larger. Since the 9 speed chain. Grip shitters and titanium bolts. There has been little to no direction from Gates ...
Project BRONTOAWESOMEOUS nears the most final stages of pre-proto-production. SPEEDY: 83 days from initial suggestion to design to redesign to reredesign to construction. EXCLUSIVE: Discussed in limited obscurity a mere 2 times. MYSTERIOUS: Shrouded in the fabricated absurdity of mega marketing drama. GROUNDBREAKING: The unnecessary made better through extreme complication with an unmitigated irrelevance for the purpose of unnovation. Delivery is imminent. Completely immanent as it relates to the ironic scale of ...
So many things, so much outstanding. Very little attention to span. interbike: diSSent FE remix...Columbus, Reynolds, True Temper. 2011 build kits...Hive, Hayes, Manitou, Sun Ringle. diSSent FnL initiatives...3.5...we can go lighter (note: missing from this sentence in no particular order are the expletives ! and ?). tensioner: plastic-like tensioner to-be-named-later. crank the bog performance results. production based alterations, revisions and considerations. availability and pricing. diSSent KD: big wheels for little ...
In previously suggested news Thomas has managed to complete more flat pictures with even more squared numbers. That is a way in which to convert the masses, singlespeed for all, without lazy springs or other annoyances. Combining the best of the worst and proving beyond any bewildered doubt, more is almost certainly less when you don't understand the first part to begin with. Prototypes, samples and subsequent global domination to ...
Thursday was important. Early to rise. The sun was up and the morning breeze offered a refreshing chill. Birds chirping, nocturnal beasties scurrying for cover and a low din of (traffic) could be heard off in the distance. Rain, animals, the motherfucking sun scorching through hairspray holes in the ozone spawned by overzealous women hidden under supersized hair, splitting and burning the earths surface, slowly wilting and withering life away......
There is trouble brewing. Big book learned, brain bashing I'm more accredited than him trouble. Obviously devoid, Corporate Psycles finds themselves embroiled by association. Nasty smelly trouble. We are the veritable man-meat in this drama sandwich. A spicy kolbasa of awesome exploding from the soggy constraints of pure bleached bread product. Not the kind of nasty that results in premature male pattern blindness. Not the kind of smelly that you ...
Something interesting. If nothing more, at least colourful in all the right places.
It would be quite easy to bring this about face and wax mythical. Instead a it came to my attentions (just today) that Missy is missing. That is MISSY is missing and NOT MYSTY is missing. No. Mysty is NOT missing. Just because you can't SEE that someone who might be watching you does NOT mean that that someone is missing. Following that bit of misspiration I spent the remainder ...
Where DESIGN will meet it's ultimate flaming DESTRUCTION. Or not. Of course you will buy the things that survive. Corporate Psycles new hire notice next! That is all. Yes. That was a LOT.