Garage Sale Psycles

Did some cleaning up...as these items are super exclusive and incredibly collectable...you need to CONTACT US to arrange the details...it shouldn't be all that painful. Misfit Psycles diSSent AL in size EXTRA LARGE with MK.ii sliders, RAW finish. 175$ plus standard shipping. Slider discussions HERE. Misfit Psycles diSSent AL in size LARGE with MK.iii sliders, BLACK finish. 250$ plus standard shipping. Slider discussions HERE. White Brothers FLUID 110 ...

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Some of the Times

Earlier, I found my(personal)self embroiled, ensnared by entangulation even, in the violent clutches of a Corporate Psycles drama. The culmination of a (month long) battle over tolerance, compliance and general dis-order. A drama so dramatized that feelings, feelings I knew not I had, were awoken. Some were agitated. Others, violated. Many merely wandered the hallowed halls seeking refuge within memories of past triumphs gone (less) awry. A struggle ...

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Coming Soon. And Later.

This past weekend, the creative onslaught it was, proved to be both invigorating and insightful...not just in a 'my kids draw way creepier pictures than yours' way either. Designs were promised. And even MORE designs were completed. Some of these designs, less upsetting than other designs, if only in contrast to others that were the more so. While I don't see this.  It is what I'm told. Perhaps that's ...

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Try and Stop me.

The diSSent AL. True.  It is the best selling frame in the entire Psycle line-up. Also True.  It is arguably the best riding frame available for under 500$. Further Truth.  It is completely and entirely self-selling. But.  Costs of manufacturing (as well as materials) in China/Taiwan have increased. Also But.  Costs of trans-ocean transportation have increased even-morely. Further more But.  I didn't order in November like I should have. I ...

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Repetition made Redundant

In much addition to the diSSent FE resurrection, the diSSent KD also received a short kick to the stays of mine delays. As would be another new first, FACEBOOK had the it long ago. Breaking Psycle News posted hap-hazardly on social media. Unpossible. After much deliberation and tubing consideration, Renny (YESS PRODUCTS) and I finalized the terms of the diSSent KD's (ALC edition) pending release. Why ALC? Firstly. I've learned (...

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This is not an update…

I will simply say the following. Domestic CNC components will replace imported items effective April 2 (so as to NOT be considered an joke). This will include ALL sliders, hangers and small components for the BONER. BONER Tensioner is in final production.  Shipping and pricing to be confirmed this week. If it is NOT, I will publish the personal contact details of the man controlling the CNC for the Boner-bodies. All ...

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Build Additions and Special Editions

The 2011 buying season will see some additions and modifications to the existing BUILD KIT options. First to arrive was something heavy and odd. The MANITOU TOWER 29er. TOWER PRO (left) and TOWER EXPERT (right). Comparison.  My rigid fork is stiffer.  BUT.  The TOWER promises some 80mm more of travel. As for the two forks themselves the differences are obvious.  One of them is white (PRO).  The other black (EXPERT). The ...

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Repercussion Instruments

Strong sales in winter = inventory issues in spring. Happens every year. I assure you, there is no lesson to be learned from this sort of predictability. PSYCLESTORE NEWS So diSSent AL stock is low.  Again. Moving on.

Really Swell Things!

Not much physical movement over the past 5 days. Thanks to what would seem to be virus #3 of 2011. Yip. The upside of such prolonged immobility is that I was (finally) able to finish the long over-due decal over-haul. REVISED: Standardized downtube decals for ALL diSSent frames. Discussion and debate raged over the prospect of clearcoating decals. There was no consensus amongst the buying public. There is no agreement amid Corporate Psycles. ...

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Frame Recycling and Donation Plan

OLDE MADE NEW - The diSSent frame, in all of it's 29er singlespeed glory, will be FIVE this coming January. Despite minor modifications to the here and there, the heart of frame remains relatively unchanged. Frame sales are up.Returning frame sales are (assumptions abound here) disproportionately high.Perhaps this is the result of our insanely aggravating spiral marketing, perhaps a result of the original frame's (relative) age or maybe ...

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Perfection Confirmed

What does a multi-hundred dollar investment and not one, but TWO FREE RUBBER MALLETS buy? Shelving.  Oodles of it.  To stage, sort and accommodate over four-hundred physicals. Effectively and immediately, ALL frames (that is the diSSent AL, diSSent ALC, diSSent FE and Nummers) are each receiving a full and physical inspection at Misfit Psycles HQ. This man-handling and appropriate contact with frames is nothing new.  If you were not aware, ...

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Overloaded

So many things, so much outstanding. Very little attention to span. interbike: diSSent FE remix...Columbus, Reynolds, True Temper. 2011 build kits...Hive, Hayes, Manitou, Sun Ringle. diSSent FnL initiatives...3.5...we can go lighter (note: missing from this sentence in no particular order are the expletives ! and ?). tensioner: plastic-like tensioner to-be-named-later. crank the bog performance results. production based alterations, revisions and considerations. availability and pricing. diSSent KD: big wheels for little ...

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Likin Updates

Dan - Likin' Bikin: "Oh hey Peter it's Dan so I wasn't really doing anything, cause I don't, and umm I was wondering <INSERT ANY COMBINATION OF NO LESS THAN 6 OF THE FOLLOWING> Updates? Do you have any updates? What's the latest? Can you give me any updates? Updates? Anything? What's happening? Know anything now? What about an update? Updates? "Hey Dan it's Peter, I don't seem to ...

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Punishment by Disregard

The thing is, my Hokkien is terrible. Much worse than my Mandarin. This fact (language NOT feline filler) coupled with distance, compliance, quality control and general familiarity rank amongst the reasons why Misfit Psycles continues to use an import agent (not a bicycle agent) for ALL transactions transpiring 'overseas'. Tina (we believe this to be her real name as she told us it was) has been the voice of our ...

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Sunshine Incorporated

Take this motherfuckers. Now try to imagine them more finished. Because in all likelyhood I will not finish them. Not much more then this that is. Finishing isn't my thing. In so much as I have a thing. Joyride tonight. Last evening was evening five of LADIES NIGHT and instalment two of LADIES SKILL CAMP. This begs two important questions. 1) By targeting those of the XX has Joyride inadvertently made ...

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