ALC-B diSSent Frame Sale

How's about this... NEW diSSent ALC-B frames, 650$ plus shipping. In-stock (that is sizes and colours) ONLY. Sorry folks, discount does NOT apply to NEW diSSent ALC (chain only) frames. That works out to 225 off SRP. Dealer? Appropriate dealer discounts available to match...but you have to email your orders...still...because... BUY NOW: http://goo.gl/T1h7l

If’s And’s and other Shit

Facefuck has been a buzz with a few ideas...at least until they themselves drop off the fold or I need to drop monies into the Facewhore attention meter. To summarize, these are some considerations (and by no means actual alterations) to be considering: Tapered Head Tube Internal - cups pressed into head-tube. More (and growing) headset options. Quickly becoming 'standard'. Modification to current frame design. Integrated - (essentially) bearings ...

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That is That. So There.

Despite mine best distractions, the caps, all the ones (pre) ordered, have shipped. This there is all that remains*; On the left, Small/Medium. On the right, Large/Extra Large. * Budgetary constraints may not allow for another tri-colour order of this size, this season...subsequent order(s) may be limited to single colour/single art...TBD. Not (Yet) Too Late. In other snooze, it would seem that riders and would ...

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Dead but not Gone

Obviously. It's been nearly impossible to generate anything in terms of (LIESNSHITE) content that stretches anywhere or much beyond the 10 second flashes already posted on FacePsycles. So bad so, I'd sack the blog entirely if not for the fact that it's so been done, by so many, already. Doing so now would suggest that my doing so was done after the fact. And we can't have that. Instead, this is ...

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Some of the Times

Earlier, I found my(personal)self embroiled, ensnared by entangulation even, in the violent clutches of a Corporate Psycles drama. The culmination of a (month long) battle over tolerance, compliance and general dis-order. A drama so dramatized that feelings, feelings I knew not I had, were awoken. Some were agitated. Others, violated. Many merely wandered the hallowed halls seeking refuge within memories of past triumphs gone (less) awry. A struggle ...

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Tee Minus

Within an hour of yesterdays post, Stan's NoTubes answered. Introductions made, digits exchanged, words spoken, questions asked and heads scratched. Stan-service was most knowledgable, predictably, but they also proved  excellent in the art of (re)direction.  Repeatedly and oft (re)focusing my stabby wit back and unto the more relevant Stan-facts of note. This epic Corporate summit ultimately culminated in decisions being decided and declarations being declared. Mere hours thereafter, ...

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Coming Soon. And Later.

This past weekend, the creative onslaught it was, proved to be both invigorating and insightful...not just in a 'my kids draw way creepier pictures than yours' way either. Designs were promised. And even MORE designs were completed. Some of these designs, less upsetting than other designs, if only in contrast to others that were the more so. While I don't see this.  It is what I'm told. Perhaps that's ...

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Try and Stop me.

The diSSent AL. True.  It is the best selling frame in the entire Psycle line-up. Also True.  It is arguably the best riding frame available for under 500$. Further Truth.  It is completely and entirely self-selling. But.  Costs of manufacturing (as well as materials) in China/Taiwan have increased. Also But.  Costs of trans-ocean transportation have increased even-morely. Further more But.  I didn't order in November like I should have. I ...

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Repetition made Redundant

In much addition to the diSSent FE resurrection, the diSSent KD also received a short kick to the stays of mine delays. As would be another new first, FACEBOOK had the it long ago. Breaking Psycle News posted hap-hazardly on social media. Unpossible. After much deliberation and tubing consideration, Renny (YESS PRODUCTS) and I finalized the terms of the diSSent KD's (ALC edition) pending release. Why ALC? Firstly. I've learned (...

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Thoughts, Possibilities and other Poor Plans

In the early of morning. In the glow of ambition. In the now but not for(or if)ever. COMING SOON: 2013 Misfit Psycles (Team) Attire.  'FUCC' (FinallyUnderCreationandCompletion) Edition. Think the SuperSex 2010 Edition; same sperm, different womb. Limited diSSent ALC.  'WSO' (WeSelledOut) Edition.   25-50 units, 1x9 specific.  None going to be black.  SRP 750-850$. Team Pro-Psycles Program.  'NFG' (NoFundingGuaranteed) Edition. A multi-national cosmic race sponsorship and partnership initiative challenging only the ...

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Franken-Belt and the Asshat that Rode it.

Remember when the arrival of MBAction was the highlight of your cycling week? Of course not. Aside from the ad-surplus there was. Nothing. Ever. But. In the interest of my (future) personal and corporate fortunes, I must at least suggest, surely it's better now. One of the cornerstones that rubbed me all kinds of wrong was the Pros' Bikes bi-fold: Inaccessible.  Expensive.  Generally quirky as fuck (left handed double inverted ...

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Belt Drives and Heavy Metal

It's been some time. Two weeks and a few. Depending on the content and context.  Too long or not nearly so. Way back then (and with little to no justifiable cause) Misfit Psycles fantasmically exploded onto the back of (possibly) the worst unnovation in cycling since spandex in size large and larger. Since the 9 speed chain. Grip shitters and titanium bolts. There has been little to no direction from Gates ...

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Things that need to be said…

There's not much and so much. Perhaps it would be better left unsaid, that is until resolutions or terminations can be concluded...no. The GATES SLIP DRIVE is not currently a favourite. It has jumped off the drive of my intentions. Pretty much, fuck it, fuck it to living shit for even wasting my time. Repeatedly. Expensively. The very fact that it exacted a pound of flesh on the maiden ...

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Double your Pleasure

Misfit Psycles TIEDRIVE...the chain AND belt drive compatible diSSent... Soon enough the diSSent ALC will come STANDARD with TWICE the drive options of more REGULAR frames. For those of you keeping score, that's 100% more options! And NO LESS THAN 100% of every drive (we care about)! When carefully combined this IMPROVEMENT is practically 200% better than PERFECTION! Don't delay and ACT FAST, for a permanent time, ALL this and that can ...

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Life Lessons Learned by Playing with Pointy Sticks

If project BRONTOAWESOMEOUS has taught me anything, anything at the all, I haven't figured it out. Broke bottom brackets, cobbled and gobbled converted headsets, telescoping seat posts and midget pilots. It's the genuine embodiment of whatthefuck technology put into practice. Of course we'll do it all over again. Just for clicks. FACT, you can't sell out if at first you don't try too hard. Recently, we announced plans to modify ...

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