PSYCLE LABS: An Update!
Read all* about the new olde diSSent Fe.ii on PSYCLELABS. * all mostly being an overly used and glorified word to infer completion or entirety...what I mean to say is...it's more than has been said in a long time.
Read all* about the new olde diSSent Fe.ii on PSYCLELABS. * all mostly being an overly used and glorified word to infer completion or entirety...what I mean to say is...it's more than has been said in a long time.
In the early of morning. In the glow of ambition. In the now but not for(or if)ever. COMING SOON: 2013 Misfit Psycles (Team) Attire. 'FUCC' (FinallyUnderCreationandCompletion) Edition. Think the SuperSex 2010 Edition; same sperm, different womb. Limited diSSent ALC. 'WSO' (WeSelledOut) Edition. 25-50 units, 1x9 specific. None going to be black. SRP 750-850$. Team Pro-Psycles Program. 'NFG' (NoFundingGuaranteed) Edition. A multi-national cosmic race sponsorship and partnership initiative challenging only the ...
This will not be the update you were expecting... My recent trip on behalf of Corporate Psycles to Taipei Cycle confirmed a number of things. Good things. Bad things. Things I didn't need to confirm at all. And. All in all, it was a great trip. A productive trip. A trippy trip. And I would. Update. I wish I could. But. And now, I don't know what to say. Or ...
Here are things as they lay. Today. Misfit Psycles WAREHOUSE SALE continues... Selection of diSSent AL frames in: SMALL is virtually nil, MEDIUM (RAW) is ultra-thin and EXTRA LARGE is all but nawt. WAREHOUSE SALE and CASH FRIDAY continue this Friday March 11 from 10am to 4pm. Make an offer for the crap on the table. That is, take the bits yourself, for what you want to pay OR bid against ...
Not much physical movement over the past 5 days. Thanks to what would seem to be virus #3 of 2011. Yip. The upside of such prolonged immobility is that I was (finally) able to finish the long over-due decal over-haul. REVISED: Standardized downtube decals for ALL diSSent frames. Discussion and debate raged over the prospect of clearcoating decals. There was no consensus amongst the buying public. There is no agreement amid Corporate Psycles. ...
OLDE MADE NEW - The diSSent frame, in all of it's 29er singlespeed glory, will be FIVE this coming January. Despite minor modifications to the here and there, the heart of frame remains relatively unchanged. Frame sales are up.Returning frame sales are (assumptions abound here) disproportionately high.Perhaps this is the result of our insanely aggravating spiral marketing, perhaps a result of the original frame's (relative) age or maybe ...
What does a multi-hundred dollar investment and not one, but TWO FREE RUBBER MALLETS buy? Shelving. Oodles of it. To stage, sort and accommodate over four-hundred physicals. Effectively and immediately, ALL frames (that is the diSSent AL, diSSent ALC, diSSent FE and Nummers) are each receiving a full and physical inspection at Misfit Psycles HQ. This man-handling and appropriate contact with frames is nothing new. If you were not aware, ...
I know Tom is going to be all eeeeehhhh and all. Mostly because he keeps obsessing over it. Speaking of wee said, I particularly enjoyed the part where he declared Bikeland OUT of the equation...silly Tom, assumptions are for adults. No, this doesn't mean project domesticus is dead...just put plainly back into perspective. Suffice to say, if I was to retail the above for what Niner retails the ...
So many things, so much outstanding. Very little attention to span. interbike: diSSent FE remix...Columbus, Reynolds, True Temper. 2011 build kits...Hive, Hayes, Manitou, Sun Ringle. diSSent FnL initiatives...3.5...we can go lighter (note: missing from this sentence in no particular order are the expletives ! and ?). tensioner: plastic-like tensioner to-be-named-later. crank the bog performance results. production based alterations, revisions and considerations. availability and pricing. diSSent KD: big wheels for little ...
Time to moving casually away from the Heinous Hong Kong Hustle. Almost. I was (re)(in)spired by the link in Anthony's comment. If I can actually get my shit together (long) enough to ship two frames to Whitehorse...no, YES...the map. The world is just too fucking flat for this frame to simply disappear. No. Something less specific, a Niner or a kitten, maybe. I must say that ...
Unable to locate my BIKERUMOuR Breck Media Cup uber profile I was forced (by boredom) to scroll those hallowed pages in search of greater news on lesser fortunates. Nothing so much. It has been suggested that Lance Armstrong is JUST NOW a person of interest in the federal doping investigation...Lance promptly responds by buying up shares in stale pancakes and stuffs FREE samples in the agape mouths of stunned ...
What do you know...(FE)'s available? http://fb.me/w0FMuLcu And that's the nows major headline bumper...sorry DICKY we intended to wax all poetic about aging racer-types...retiring when you should have...delusion based performance and other age related phalics on a count of your big 50. Instead, I found this on a quick search, right click, save as...presto. That is all.
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: Effective immediately the Misfit Psycles diSSent (Fe) project is ON HOLD. No new orders will be taken All deposits for 'indeterminate-delivery' have already been refunded* Existing orders will be fulfilled as expeditiously as circumstances allow * Not sure if you are an existing order or indeterminate, if you placed an order and received a refund, you are the latter NOT the former. OFFICIAL STATEMENT: Due to unforeseen and unresolved ...
Take this motherfuckers. Now try to imagine them more finished. Because in all likelyhood I will not finish them. Not much more then this that is. Finishing isn't my thing. In so much as I have a thing. Joyride tonight. Last evening was evening five of LADIES NIGHT and instalment two of LADIES SKILL CAMP. This begs two important questions. 1) By targeting those of the XX has Joyride inadvertently made ...
Intentions would be to show off the new diSSent Alc. The revelation an impending acclimation would undoubtedly bolstered pre-orders. Instead, facts remain facts. I'd rather lay about (motionless) for the remainder of the 'off' season. Sleeping on a bed of post-consumer recycled glass as my eyes are sucked out using starch-based drinking straws and packet of caramel dip. To avoid contamination, the resultant sockets would then be filled with road ...