Perfection Confirmed

What does a multi-hundred dollar investment and not one, but TWO FREE RUBBER MALLETS buy? Shelving.  Oodles of it.  To stage, sort and accommodate over four-hundred physicals. Effectively and immediately, ALL frames (that is the diSSent AL, diSSent ALC, diSSent FE and Nummers) are each receiving a full and physical inspection at Misfit Psycles HQ. This man-handling and appropriate contact with frames is nothing new.  If you were not aware, ...

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Randum Uptakes: Take Two

Lastly we discussed with mostly distinction concerning matters of great importance. diSSent (Al) inventory clearout, dropout and wayout fabrication potentials. Holiday Hullaballoo planning stymieless Holiday shipping death lines The great and generous clothing (quarter off) give-away! And now, part two of the... Necrofiliactic Things Statistic Update Misfit Psycles diSSent (Fe) DELIVERY Next batch, (end of) December Spots remaining: 250usd deposit required INVENTORY Not bloody likely February, maybe PAINT CHOICES Black ...

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Randum Uptakes: Take One

Liesnshite has been silentnshite of latesnshite, that is, less more than normal. Primarily and mostly, unintentionally so. Obviously there are still grande globular thoughts, there are still real world synth-pop references, there are still countless injustices incurred at our expense and there are still random conversations worthy of report. November 23, 2009.  Luggage carousel #4 YVR. Youngish, predictably business looking man-boy.  Uncertainly over confident, attempting to strike up a random (but pant dropping) ...

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It Happened at Ray’s

Rays MTB Park - Cleveland. Spoiler Alert:  Despite what you might infer from the words that follow, Rays doesn't suck.   But it sure could use a good hose down, 3000 tonnes of asphalt and a solid cage to house a daycare.   Super Suggestion:  More proper reviews by other people HERE. For the third straight day the Empire awoke incapable of even one solitary eloquent thought concerning Rays.   For, if a good ...

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Scoodely Waa Waaa

NAHB's the great journey...Hot Lips Hannigan style. Word to the wise. In Michigan a LARGE Tim Horton's coffee is EXTRA LARGE, EXTRA LARGE is GIANT. Enough GIANT coffees WILL impair your ability to operate a motorized vehicle. 954kms 9hrs 15min Victory. After quick check in, bag dump and a ghetto underground Nummers assembly (in this case, multiple Nummers: Nummii)...like a pack of geriatric hoodlums we hit the mean ...

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No Time Like Past Dude Man

As much as the Corporation would like to continue the verbal banter with one Rich Dillen, for today, we must move on. The Misfit Psycles Empire of Uncertain Death is pleased to reveal the partially (at time of blogging) complete Epic (soon to be Vintage Classic - print available from Psycle Publishing, soon to be released to the big screen as SLUM BIKE ASSEMBLIARE)... A TALE OF TWO NUMMERS In ...

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Nummers Away

WITH MY FREEZE RAY I WILL  Stop. On the promise of a visit from Y'Obama (this thursday) the Empire decided to resurrect LIESNSHITE...so that you all might share. Of course the Corporation was asked to translate this inaugural meeting.   That is translate what has become international eloquence into redneckshitekicker'esque...mostly we have prepared stock answers to the question "which way did he go George?" Ever since I befriended this ...

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Good to GoGo

Misfit Psycles NUMMERS, the frame that almost never was, is. To make matters worse (for the better) it has arrived, lock stock and container in Toronto. It would appear that after some swift actions by Michael J and Zombified Carlin previous dawdlings were all but eradicated...there was collateral damage.  Such is big business. Clearance? Pffft. Customs wilted in fear when they saw the flaming skulliness, needless to say, the ...

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Nummers Delivery UPDATES!

With informants, agents and powerful allies the world over the Misfit Psycles Corporation has developed the remarkable ability to control and manipulate most of the factors that would influence her well being and survival.  Just like Haliburton, WalMart and airport Limo's. The obvious exceptions being when those times when we fail and those other incidents that involve our golden arch enemies: UPS 1&1 David Letterman Banks Caillou When the Corporation ...

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DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET

Circumstances beyond our control have prevented the frivolous postings of things and such here. Just what is so all fired impotent? 1) NUMMERS DECAL SHEETS - Ink on clear vinyl, die cut...self application sort. Available with the frame and fork January 15th. THE FORK SHEET: The fork logos are designed to be applied on the front or side of each leg...of course the act of self applique wouldn't suffice ...

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Nummer Post Lunch Pre Launch

The wait is over...on-time-every-time...The Misfit Corporation delivers on it's promise of a Wednesday release of the pre-order and detail fulfillment peculiarities. NOTE: Dealers, pricing has NOT yet be totally and absolutely solidified, HOWEVER, until January 15th if there are customer inquires you may use diSSent pricing for the Nummers frame. Email for pricing on the Nummers fork - it will NOT be the same as the diSSent fork ...

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View From Here

ATTENTION PLEASE: The initially intended super NUMMERS statisticus update and some other major revelations for the day, today, have been delayed.  Delayed so that we may continue to bring you this impotent bout of webular grandstanding and name dropping. Details, confirmed pricing and PsycleStore listings for the Misfit Psycles NUMMERS will be complete on WEDNESDAY the 5th...unless something else that's too-funny-to-me happens.  Then it'll be another day. Until then, ...

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You’re superficial – I’m a Misfit

Countdown to NUMM'NESS: Pre Order: November 15, 2008 FOB: December 30, 2008 Inspection/Prep: January 21, 2009 Shipping: January 26, 2009 What? Thank you for noticing there Stud: So keep doing what you're doing down there Cos I'll be flying higher Waste your own time I don't care Anything you can do, I can do better All you girls You look and flip your hair and wonder why I'm still here, well You're superficial I'm a misfit But, ...

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Nummers (Nearly) Ago

Nummers. Remember? Jumped right off the paper: Cleaned up post haste: Same-day to the street: And yet so slow to production? Fear not, Project Nummers lunged several inches forward in the wee hours today. The Misfit Psycles Corporation now has a drawing that may or may not constitute something that might just make it to production perhaps. Note: This image has not been finally approved by the master designer and ...

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WIP

BRIEFLY: Monster Bike - Project SNAP-TITE Translation from ink and paper has begun. Three sizes only, that means the wee folk and giants likely won't be thrilled...well take that for not following your proper calling. Holding fast for fall (October) prototype...drawing and full dims asap. Urban - Project NUMMERS Production release set for August 1st...tick tock...with a few changes being considered. Integrated pivotal seat mount - ...

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