After much adieu (which is French for nothing in this case), letters of note have been sent to the finalists in the Misfit Psycles Influencer Initiative. Each applicant considered should have received an email with instructions for their personal discount code and some other rambling garbage I had on my mind at the time. What was NOT stated in the email was that I have yet to turn off the ...
If you read on and through the entirety of the Influencer Initiative you well and likely know what the program is not. With some luck and a little good fortune, some of you know what the program is. Further on still, a few may even be interested. And know now, that would validate me greatly. How do I apply? So as to not seem to favour those 'influencers' of one ...
In the past and always never, sponsorship deals have simply not worked* for Misfit Psycles. *Not Worked - perhaps in a traditional (brand recognition) sense, but never in a clearly quantifiable (sales) sense. On occasion, it was because we selected the wrong candidate*, probably because they asked us to and we hoped somehow someway something might stick. *Wrong Candidate - no fault of their own, any racer, rider or person ...
In the early of morning. In the glow of ambition. In the now but not for(or if)ever. COMING SOON: 2013 Misfit Psycles (Team) Attire. 'FUCC' (FinallyUnderCreationandCompletion) Edition. Think the SuperSex 2010 Edition; same sperm, different womb. Limited diSSent ALC. 'WSO' (WeSelledOut) Edition. 25-50 units, 1x9 specific. None going to be black. SRP 750-850$. Team Pro-Psycles Program. 'NFG' (NoFundingGuaranteed) Edition. A multi-national cosmic race sponsorship and partnership initiative challenging only the ...
Not unlike a fragile babe, for the second time in one week I fear I may have been concussed. This the time without the dramatic aid and painkilling effects of alcohol. Unlike the first incident, I was not attacked in and of a jealous troll rage, this time I was merely and innocently collecting my toys from the bathroom floor. Then. Suddenly. I was near-decapitated by an edgy and aggressive ...
HOT AUGUST NIGHTS: August 28-29, 2010 Albion Hills, Bolton, ON Misfit Psycles Presents: The Really Big Dance Party And: Big Fat Team of Flaming Terror. The big fat list; Scott Mount Del Grams Kyle Smith Kim Jones Marc Risdale Craig Barlow Erica Sprules ??? ??? ??? (Me*) * I know I have missed names, otherwise and eitherway, there is space so email. I am currently extremely tentative...I was planning on returning for the opening ...
What was promised: What was delivered: Clearly this WAS to be a candid declaration of that what is my motivation, expectation, status and even a few secret psycle training tips for the coming season. Regrettably, expectedly and in reality, what we have is more of a musing. A musing with the best of intentions. But one without much actual content, direction, flow or purpose. Let's begin. I have never looked ...
Misfit Team Psycles, now with 3% more Zeztyness! As if a most perfectly (and amply salinated) balance of portable triangular nutrition AND corn-type bi-carboproducts wasn't enough to justify our impending (albeit unreciprocal) declaration of Team Misfit nachoship this coming year...then you need to see Doritos Concept packaging. Whence fully fueled the discarded packaging could feasibly be utilized as a prefab cootie catcher. Impress friends. Impress them with more colours. Impress ...
Somewhat so and so surprisingly, even a little bit to my amazement, the launch and declaration October 23rd for this years DelStalk-AntiRace 2009 has been the hip-hop-hottenest tropic* at LIESNSHITE. * DelStalk and yes, some asshole freak-o's continued obsession with; slave leia, pillow fight and leia porn Impressive digits like links, clicks, dabs and inappropriate screen touching would all tend to indicate that this years event promises to be a mega-winner. Mega-Winner: ...
In an half-force-handed attempt to scoop the big poop scooper (thereby asserting our continued dominance in the realm of things domineering - not to be confused with mountaineering or engineering or whineering) the Empire would like to be the first to post the picture of the latest diSSent (Fe) MYSTERY MACHINE. Last week loyal readers and TEAM followers were all tantalized, titillated and ultimately, disappointed, by the proceedings and lack ...
Speculation and alienation continue to be topics of impotence at and around the Misfit water cooler. Which incidentally is a tap. A damn fine tap. The swiveling (and removable) kind made of genuine silver coloured plastic, complete with a button that offers its user the choice of a standard stream or shower-type spattering. Aside from the people that know, no one else knows who the new TEAM rider will be. ...
New Jersey pictures of eye stabbing beauty. Buy a bloody jersey HERE. -or- Buy your way onto the entire flocking team HERE.
UNEMPLOYMENT RATES SKYROCKET TO 8.1% - YOU'RE AT THEIR MERCY! Source - BLS Corporations the world round are taking this blimp in the economy to junk punch average Joe's and Josephine's out of the work force, cull the herd, pad corporate profits and PERMANENTLY download work loads to lower salary workers...all the while asking YOU to BUY their SHITE. We must RESIST. THE MISFIT PSYCLES EMPIRE; 0 OR 100% UNEMPLOYMENT - YOU ...
Misfit Psycles NUMMERS, the frame that almost never was, is. To make matters worse (for the better) it has arrived, lock stock and container in Toronto. It would appear that after some swift actions by Michael J and Zombified Carlin previous dawdlings were all but eradicated...there was collateral damage. Such is big business. Clearance? Pffft. Customs wilted in fear when they saw the flaming skulliness, needless to say, the ...
ATTENTION MONGRELS: Way back when, the prospect of Lap Dogging the diSSent was invented by one Micheal Cranwell. Theoretically, the great Cranwell done thoughted of the concept LONG before there was a Team Snow edition...in fact, he invented the word Team and was born BEFORE Jesus made snow. It's true, he was part and parcel of the INAUGURAL Team diSSent...way back then. Since first hinting the Lap Dogs ...