In an (n)ever going attempt to keep the neon lights alit, Misfit Psycles is pleased to announce product and promotional expansion: Ghetto Cozies: BUY NOW. Genuine, custom, disposable, one-of-any-kind beer and spirit (or other barbiturate) concealers. Available exclusively at www.psyclestore.com, each and every Ghetto Cozy is hand drawn by hand exclusively for profit and self amusement (not entirely in that order). Promotional cozies of other sorts are ...
Matters of formal and final importance this coming week: Tuesday December 11 The last and final newsletter of twenty 12: You're probably never heard of it. Wednesday December 12 The last day for shipping (most orders to most people): Seasonal shipping dates. Friday December 14 The last gasp at 'prior to 2013 prices': Buy by now or bitch about it then. Because. That's why.
In the case you haven't noticed...MISFITPSYCLES has been undergoing a stagnation of sorts...some wouldn't have had it any other way. Present company included. The blog, LIESNSHITE, has been all but ignored in favour of the lesser arduous medias sorts of FACEBOOK and TWITTER. The reasons are many. Each and all of them financial. And they too shall pass. Intentions have been refocused, resources reallocated and improvements should be ...
Nearly another season. As a retailer, father and practitioner of many things pagan, I fucking love this Santa Claus racket. At Misfit Psycles we whole heartedly encourage the increased consumption type desires brought on by this season...it just makes good corporate sense. Along that line, Misfit Psycles and Psycle Store have created the(ir) first ever 'multi-denominational what you celebrate doesn't matter so long as you celebrate by purchasing ...
There are a number of things that must be discussed and confirmed PRIOR to everyone's most favourite American over extended holiday. For One: Super Awesome Friday of Mega Black Death. Just what in the fuck consuming mass quantities of things, things no one needed a mere twenty four hours prior, has to do with the slaughter of a million and one turkeys is beyond most. SAFoMBD, all what it is ...
That is to say prints have been commissioned and other people have been paid - or promised therein. BUY YOUR PRINT TODAY! Or wait until they don't sell and dumpster one (for free) a few days after the party. MEAT DICK DILLEN JOYRIDE150 IndoorBikePark September 16, 2010 17:00 to Late Celebrate the eve of CRANK THE SHIELD in style.
As a person that has dedicated the more superficial aspects of existence to perpetually pursuing presentation on the cutting edge of haute, I know hot. Like all progressives, sometimes, I know hot while it is still entirely cold. Such avant pursuits require a enhanced instance of consideration, else-wise they may be seen as missteps, oddities or perversions. Proclivity is an expensive, thankless bitch. In December LIESNSHITE carefully collected "The ULTIMATE ...
Ultimate Gift Guide: ULTIMATE MEGA WINNER! Here it is. Alluded to way back on the 11th and arriving at a generitable climax on the 23rd. On this the eve of the day on whom you are supposed to present, may we introduce the most incredible, most sought, most durable, usable and prudent of ALL cycling like things. Single Speed Wallet - MISFIT PSYCLES - 3.29$ Super salient clear-like colouring ensures optimal ...
Ultimate Gift Guide: Personal Perhaps you find yourself on this here late date still without the right gift for that cycle person in what is your pathetic excuse for a life. Shame is hereby supersized and entirely non-refundable. Being as today is the sub-nearo final (except for the grand-champion most ULTIMATE gift) day of gift suggestions...you really do have to pick one. Then. Make Merry. Maca Root Shave Cream ...
Ultimate Gift Guide: Tools The necessities. The essentials. No work bench is complete without. Electrical Tape - 3M or Someone Else - 1.99$ Duct tape is for thugs. Electrical tape...pure, elegant and simple. Do anything, go anywhere, be all. 10 packs can be had for less. Bulk is the new long. Genuine Fork Tuner* - VPT - 6.99$ This 7 oz beauty is a pseudo-replica of an actual fork hammer. The very same ...
Ultimate Gift Guide: Rides Planning is for others. This is what you and yours will be doing and where you'll be riding in 2010. Dirt Sweat & Gears - May 15 Fayettville TN - 85-99$ Big money, big prizes, FREE beer. FREE beer, quite possibly the only thing cold enough to beat southern hospitality into submission. So good, even in a shitstorm of Tennessee clay couldn't keep us away... Short on cash? ...
Ultimate Gift Guide: Parts The real beans. The five top bicycle parts any self respecting in the morning cyclist could ever want to need. Not because they know they need them. Because we are telling you they do. That's a real gift unto itselfish. Awesome Strap - BACK COUNTRY RESEARCH - 12$ The only strap that is what it is and exactly what electrical tape could be. Without all the sticky ...
Ultimate Gift Guide: Luxury The top five most shallow, meant to impress, never really needed items that any nearly profunctional cyclist would ever want. If only they knew someone that could offer more then just bro deals on acid-wash Jeans from Rock Racing. Flurry Alarm Clock - AMBIENT DEVICES - 80$ Guaranteed to inform and prepare every a cyclist for just about any olde meteorological thing, or at least allow for ...
Ultimate Gift Guide: Entertainment Top five must have material possessions to delight and enthrall the cyclist who could be you from the world of self absorbed attentions. In no particular order: Bicycle Design - MIKE BURROWS - 16$ Despite the obsession with couch bikes, it makes sense to know things. Plus, MTBR is in desperate need of another expert. PowerShot Digital Camera - CANON - 149$ Reliable. Adequate. Disposable if that's the ...
Powered by a pecuniarily propagated propensity to please, we dutifully dedicate the days of December to the discriminative development of duplicitous delight. We buy gifts we can't afford for people that don't want them. We do things we would rather not with people who feel the same. We neglect people we shouldn't to endure people we tolerate. That is to say. For one month. One twelfth of a year. Thirty 1 ...