Unable to write anything of particular substance I’ve decided to share some of the wise parental words I’ve uttered in this past twenty four.

On telling tales:

You shouldn’t exaggerate. It’ll kill you.

On cleaning up:

Your dog has eaten so much fucking lego her shit is clicking out square.

On homework:

Colouring?  You have to colour your math?  Well.  No wonder your art marks suck.

Contest of sorts on Facepsycles.


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