This Was Going To Be a Post

Instead, let's just insert the usual rant about upgrading WordPress to the latest and greatest only to find through error that something somewhere doesn't like something else as a result of the upgrade. I lost the (intended) post draft and then spent the subsequent hour identifying the offending someshit so that I could remove it. While I waited, I made you this. What I wanted to say, another time.

It’s a Start

So and thus far I have attended (albeit in a non-riding capacity) TWO events in the past FOUR days. Eager Beaver 100 Tuesday Night Fun Series Nothing all or entirely impressive, aside from the fact that it has rejuvenated intentions and plans for all the better in 2014. It has come to be told and so now everyone knows, the cycling season ends and begins with Misfit Psycles Internationally Acknowledged: DEL-STALK & ...

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Your Sources Can Go to Hell

It would appear that mine own bad news of the (to)day was scooped by the charlatan from Charlotte - Dick Dillen. You should probably read what he wrote before continuing. Not because it's true, which it's not or I wouldn't go to all the trouble of saying it wasn't, but because he used more relevant words than I care to and the result is (ultimately) the same - the ...

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Shrinking the World

What you are about to read is olde news. If you read the newsletter, you already know this. Not getting the newsletter? You really should. For those of you that DID read...I've made pretty the places around and now you have actual images that you can select so as to be guided as you should be to the places I want you to go... Effective Immediately: Misfit Psycles (Bolton, ...

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Attention Americas

Effective Already. The way you buy and we ship diSSent frames has changed. For the better. Look for something in a newsletter later today. Not on the list? Get it on.

New Jersey Time

This is yet another well long overdue and too many times de-promised project. Like so much I manage, there are no excuses and even fewer apologies. For your interest and enjoyment, below are the four standing options. Take your time, think on this and that, then vote. The ultimate winner* will be made available at the end of the week for pre-order (and YES, custom Clark Brothers Racing Jerseys HAVE ...

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The number is in

Once in every long while Corporate Psycles completes a weekly sales analysis of sales over any one in particular week. The purpose of such analysis is indubitably various. With the most of these variations tossed to the aside, the process helps us (me) better allocate our (my) limited resources for the purpose of further fiscal triumph. The following is one such comparison of Psycle items for some such of a ...

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Post Mo Bills

Perhaps you can be seeing the pattern forming...from NOW until Monday June 10 @ 23:59 EST all Misfit Psycles Posters and Prints are being made available to YOU for totally HALF (or 50%) LESS. Coupon Code: STICKIT Certainly and with some certainty this should be something that appeals to you and yours. Meat Dicky Dillen Throw Out print and many many more for some 50% LESS that full price. Coupon Code: STICKIT In some ...

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Sticker it to the man

Starting a little while ago and running until Monday June 10 @ 23:59 EST you can buy Misfit Psycles genuine sticky things for exactly 50% off whatever they are*. *Which is probably still more than they should be but that's what they are. Coupon Code: STICKIT This promotion is brought to you in a not entirely un-desperate attempt to buy things I don't need and can't afford. Because someone else who can told me ...

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Fashionably Impaired

From right about now until sort of exactly Sunday June 9 @ 23:59 EST Monday June 10 @ 23:59 EST all Misfit Psycles fashion and designer accessories are a full half (of price) off. Coupon Code: STICKIT I think this will make you happy and me less un-rich. Misfit Psycles are Dead and more for less that full price. Coupon Code: STICKIT That is to say. For the next little while, buy something pretty to wear ...

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Listen to the Voices

Assume for a moment that we all hear 'voices'. Assume again that those 'voices' are merely an internal manifestation of the contrasting extremes of our individual subconscious. Assume furthermore that, for the most part, these 'voices' are balanced in accordance with our (individual) perception of right and wrong, good and bad. And then, let us assume some more. Let us assume that generally and for the most part, that it ...

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About that Time

Been a little while and long time in between things that (I felt) needed to be said. Obviously, that hasn't stopped things from happening, nor has it stopped opinions against those things from being concluded. It's simply that the resultant bi-product (faux intellectual pseudo hostility) wasn't worth the effort (necessary) to spout it at you. At this time I should and could possibly just get on with it (some of ...

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Have Your People Call My People

After much adieu (which is French for nothing in this case), letters of note have been sent to the finalists in the Misfit Psycles Influencer Initiative. Each applicant considered should have received an email with instructions for their personal discount code and some other rambling garbage I had on my mind at the time. What was NOT stated in the email was that I have yet to turn off the ...

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It’s Not About the Bike. It’s the Fucking Bikers.

On some day, some days ago, I pledged unto myself that I would ride all of the three weekend days. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I can hear the collective rumble...so fucking what...but on this you'll have to understand, it's more than that. Winter, as I may have mentioned, is not cooperating. Winter, is still here...and while winter is normally only a vile ugly shit of a pimple in ...

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Winter Can Fuck Off

There are only three things more annoying than winter(s) in Southern Ontario*. People that enjoy winter. Fat Bikers talking about Fat Bikes. People complaining about winter during winter. Contrary to meteorological opinion, it is no longer winter. I have budgeted for an ultra-endurance weekend. That is, riding all and both Saturday and Sunday. Unless it snows. * Some of you (probably and most likely NOT residing in Southern Ontario) might ...

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