In an (n)ever going attempt to keep the neon lights alit, Misfit Psycles is pleased to announce product and promotional expansion: Ghetto Cozies: BUY NOW. Genuine, custom, disposable, one-of-any-kind beer and spirit (or other barbiturate) concealers. Available exclusively at www.psyclestore.com, each and every Ghetto Cozy is hand drawn by hand exclusively for profit and self amusement (not entirely in that order). Promotional cozies of other sorts are ...
Despite mine best distractions, the caps, all the ones (pre) ordered, have shipped. This there is all that remains*; On the left, Small/Medium. On the right, Large/Extra Large. * Budgetary constraints may not allow for another tri-colour order of this size, this season...subsequent order(s) may be limited to single colour/single art...TBD. Not (Yet) Too Late. In other snooze, it would seem that riders and would ...
Obviously. It's been nearly impossible to generate anything in terms of (LIESNSHITE) content that stretches anywhere or much beyond the 10 second flashes already posted on FacePsycles. So bad so, I'd sack the blog entirely if not for the fact that it's so been done, by so many, already. Doing so now would suggest that my doing so was done after the fact. And we can't have that. Instead, this is ...
Earlier, I found my(personal)self embroiled, ensnared by entangulation even, in the violent clutches of a Corporate Psycles drama. The culmination of a (month long) battle over tolerance, compliance and general dis-order. A drama so dramatized that feelings, feelings I knew not I had, were awoken. Some were agitated. Others, violated. Many merely wandered the hallowed halls seeking refuge within memories of past triumphs gone (less) awry. A struggle ...
The 2012 edition of the BRECK EPIC will be a go in some and so 60 days. For you, there can only be three possible responses; You have entered. You have not entered, you will be doing so, you are just slow. You have not entered, you will not be doing so, you are a pussy. Certainly, if you have entered, you probably and already know that you aren't number ONE. Because ...
Six Fifty B. 650B. Not 26, not 29. Misfit Psycles (in accordance with corporate policy) considered then ignored this rumbling advance, each time, for some time. 2008 specifically. For the most and major part, so has much of the cycling world. At least mass manufacturingly speaking. Then someone (someone more corporate) got a good case of that wind. Someone, it seems, with just enough clever to determine that they might and actually could ...
This past weekend, the creative onslaught it was, proved to be both invigorating and insightful...not just in a 'my kids draw way creepier pictures than yours' way either. Designs were promised. And even MORE designs were completed. Some of these designs, less upsetting than other designs, if only in contrast to others that were the more so. While I don't see this. It is what I'm told. Perhaps that's ...
(Positive) reviews of Misfit Psycles products are wholeheartedly encouraged... Albeit. Held for review review. Reviews, praise and focus hatred do also and frequently show in other places, in other forms. Emails. Forums. Latenight texts. (Looney, Dicky) Recently, in the comment section of a (new) order appeared this ditty; While praise or insult or vague mis-direction of some limited ilk is not entirely uncommon (in the COMMENTS section) I found this ...
A long long time ago on a garage floor not that far from here, our world-wide famous diSSent AL was crudely sketched in chalk and urine. A sample was run and (reluctant) testing began. At and around that same time, my thoughts and intents were laid forth at the feet of many a higher power on MTBR. While the offending thread is long since gone, the scars remain. 70mm bottom ...
The diSSent AL. True. It is the best selling frame in the entire Psycle line-up. Also True. It is arguably the best riding frame available for under 500$. Further Truth. It is completely and entirely self-selling. But. Costs of manufacturing (as well as materials) in China/Taiwan have increased. Also But. Costs of trans-ocean transportation have increased even-morely. Further more But. I didn't order in November like I should have. I ...
Remember when the arrival of MBAction was the highlight of your cycling week? Of course not. Aside from the ad-surplus there was. Nothing. Ever. But. In the interest of my (future) personal and corporate fortunes, I must at least suggest, surely it's better now. One of the cornerstones that rubbed me all kinds of wrong was the Pros' Bikes bi-fold: Inaccessible. Expensive. Generally quirky as fuck (left handed double inverted ...
Misfit Psycles TIEDRIVE...the chain AND belt drive compatible diSSent... Soon enough the diSSent ALC will come STANDARD with TWICE the drive options of more REGULAR frames. For those of you keeping score, that's 100% more options! And NO LESS THAN 100% of every drive (we care about)! When carefully combined this IMPROVEMENT is practically 200% better than PERFECTION! Don't delay and ACT FAST, for a permanent time, ALL this and that can ...
If project BRONTOAWESOMEOUS has taught me anything, anything at the all, I haven't figured it out. Broke bottom brackets, cobbled and gobbled converted headsets, telescoping seat posts and midget pilots. It's the genuine embodiment of whatthefuck technology put into practice. Of course we'll do it all over again. Just for clicks. FACT, you can't sell out if at first you don't try too hard. Recently, we announced plans to modify ...
The 2011 buying season will see some additions and modifications to the existing BUILD KIT options. First to arrive was something heavy and odd. The MANITOU TOWER 29er. TOWER PRO (left) and TOWER EXPERT (right). Comparison. My rigid fork is stiffer. BUT. The TOWER promises some 80mm more of travel. As for the two forks themselves the differences are obvious. One of them is white (PRO). The other black (EXPERT). The ...
All REMAINING inventory of diSSent AL, diSSent ALC and Nummers frames are on sale. Limited inventory. No substitutions. No extensions. No exceptions. All and any REMAINING samples, overstocks, demos and general crap will be on sale. There isn't a listing of this shit. It's all over the fucking place like a rash. I will table it and you make offers... Friday March 4th 10am to 4pm and Friday March 11th 10...