Post Mo Bills

Perhaps you can be seeing the pattern forming...from NOW until Monday June 10 @ 23:59 EST all Misfit Psycles Posters and Prints are being made available to YOU for totally HALF (or 50%) LESS. Coupon Code: STICKIT Certainly and with some certainty this should be something that appeals to you and yours. Meat Dicky Dillen Throw Out print and many many more for some 50% LESS that full price. Coupon Code: STICKIT In some ...

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Sticker it to the man

Starting a little while ago and running until Monday June 10 @ 23:59 EST you can buy Misfit Psycles genuine sticky things for exactly 50% off whatever they are*. *Which is probably still more than they should be but that's what they are. Coupon Code: STICKIT This promotion is brought to you in a not entirely un-desperate attempt to buy things I don't need and can't afford. Because someone else who can told me ...

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Fashionably Impaired

From right about now until sort of exactly Sunday June 9 @ 23:59 EST Monday June 10 @ 23:59 EST all Misfit Psycles fashion and designer accessories are a full half (of price) off. Coupon Code: STICKIT I think this will make you happy and me less un-rich. Misfit Psycles are Dead and more for less that full price. Coupon Code: STICKIT That is to say. For the next little while, buy something pretty to wear ...

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Calling All Influencers

In the past and always never, sponsorship deals have simply not worked* for Misfit Psycles. *Not Worked - perhaps in a traditional (brand recognition) sense, but never in a clearly quantifiable (sales) sense.  On occasion, it was because we selected the wrong candidate*, probably because they asked us to and we hoped somehow someway something might stick. *Wrong Candidate - no fault of their own, any racer, rider or person ...

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Screw 2012

And a great riddance to it. To celebrate, the PSYCLESTORE is hosting a once in a cosmic-life-time sale:   Coupon Code: SCREW2012   Buy or not, all the better in 2013.   Misfit Psycles.

Some of the Times

Earlier, I found my(personal)self embroiled, ensnared by entangulation even, in the violent clutches of a Corporate Psycles drama. The culmination of a (month long) battle over tolerance, compliance and general dis-order. A drama so dramatized that feelings, feelings I knew not I had, were awoken. Some were agitated. Others, violated. Many merely wandered the hallowed halls seeking refuge within memories of past triumphs gone (less) awry. A struggle ...

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If you really cared

You'd buy some shit today. FREE SHIPPING lasts until midnight. Other offers will be added as I have time to draw the appropriate images from Google. 11% OFF Coupon Code: Consume Good from 10:00 to 13:00 EST 49% OFF (Pschizzle) Coupon Code: Catpower Good from 13:00 to 17:00 EST TBA In the interest of full exposure, I do solemnly declare that 100% of todays proceeds will be directed towards heinous acts and lewd behaviour. I intend and ...

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Desperation and Tears

In terms of updates: Those of you that know, don't require any. Those of you that don't, should only ask from a distance. Suffice to say; It's personal. More so than I'd hoped. Entirely unfortunate. In terms of business: I sincerely appreciate the patience exhibited by most. And a general fuck to those that couldn't manage any. Suffice to say; If it wasn't for this, there wouldn't be much. Sales ...

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Hullaballoo 2010.3

At least three bitches have peopled that the HULLABALLOO invitation is; Too large to print. Too colourful to print. Too aesthetically daunting to print. Too irresponsible to print. For those and anyone else, you may copy the following image to your smarter than you phone and use it for discounted entry to JoyRide150. GOOD ONLY FOR ENTRY TO THE HOLIDAY HANGOVER HULLABALLO. December 10 2010. FREE shirt for the ATTENDEE that successfully ...

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No Place Like Home

While intentions are becoming motions, things are generally progressing towards a greater Psycle-Hocus-Focus on augmented PRODUCT DESIGN and DEVELOPMENT. Cornerstone to accomplishing this mandate: PSYCLELABS. In an act of extreme generosity and weakness, PsycleLabs (along with it's primary contributor - Thomas Wood) were given their very own link on Corporate Psycles. Practically akin to implied validity through association by awesome. Feeds to BOTH the NEWS and DEVELOPMENT links are provided ...

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Filler For Today

TFLN: ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It is a 100% proven fact that ALL murderers and politicians and Tim Horton's employees were once babies. Coincidence?  Not likely. Speaking of PsycleStore baby punchers. Code:  JOYRIDE150 will get you 150$ off a Nummers Frame and/or 60$ off a Nummers Fork. Code:  ZUMBAPANTS has been extended and that offer takes 25% off all ...

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JoyRide Primed Time

Joyride One50 was the recipient of some notable (pre-sensible-hour) press yesterday. While the Court of Dingle slept, from 0600 to 0900, the park to end all parks played host to one of Toronto's numerous roving hostii. This is big. Locally. Specifically in North America's LARGEST cycling market with a FUNCTIONATING Indoor Bike Park... Particularly since the big-boy cameras the press used made for far better highlights then the ones Noah has been ...

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The ULTIMATE Cyclist’s Gift Guide

Ultimate Gift Guide: Personal Perhaps you find yourself on this here late date still without the right gift for that cycle person in what is your pathetic excuse for a life. Shame is hereby supersized and entirely non-refundable. Being as today is the sub-nearo final (except for the grand-champion most ULTIMATE gift) day of gift suggestions...you really do have to pick one. Then.  Make Merry. Maca Root Shave Cream ...

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Psycle Wear and Pajama Pants

Initiated later last week, the kinder cheaper Misfit Psycles 'be your own billboard' home starter kit is in process and enroute. These items WILL be available PRIOR to the holidays. Anticipated ON COURT date of December 18th. As that date be and in accordance with STANDARD shipping death-lines, these items will NOT (likely*) arrive (to YOU) PRIOR to the holidays. *Local pick up possible for NON creepies. Expedited shipping possible ...

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Randum Uptakes: Take Two

Lastly we discussed with mostly distinction concerning matters of great importance. diSSent (Al) inventory clearout, dropout and wayout fabrication potentials. Holiday Hullaballoo planning stymieless Holiday shipping death lines The great and generous clothing (quarter off) give-away! And now, part two of the... Necrofiliactic Things Statistic Update Misfit Psycles diSSent (Fe) DELIVERY Next batch, (end of) December Spots remaining: 250usd deposit required INVENTORY Not bloody likely February, maybe PAINT CHOICES Black ...

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